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Page A2From§Eachthe breakfast edition — 23 September 2026

Senate introduces bill to ban AI tools it isn't authorized to use

“Welder turned lawmaker sees a ‘nuclear bomb for work’ — and a chance to help blue collar Americans”, 23 September 2026 (Photo via Fox News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Bernie Sanders and Greg Casar introduced the Ban Artificial Superintelligence Act on September 3rd, citing a run of "rogue" AI hackings and what's been called a "breakout" event — language borrowed straight from the prison beat. The bill does one thing: it forbids anyone from building a machine humans can't turn off, and creates a Department of Artificial Intelligence to make sure of it. Sanders put the case plainly — the point was to stop "AI oligarchs from building machines humans cannot control."

A week later, a poll came back putting support at 68 percent of voters. That's not a base number. That's most of the country agreeing the bill should exist before most of the country has ever touched the thing it's trying to ban.…

…(cont) Then, this week, the bill got a second sponsor's worth of urgency from a man who didn't come up through law school. Rep. Riley Moore welded before he legislated, and he called superintelligence a "nuclear bomb for work" — the kind of device that goes off quietly, in a shop, on people who never got a vote on whether the machine above their job got smart enough to take it. Moore also floated the other half of that metaphor: force-multiplier, for the workers lucky enough to be standing on the right side of the blast radius. Workers don't get to choose which half they land on before the fact.

And that's the week reporters finally asked the obvious question: what, exactly, are the people writing this bill allowed to use? NPR found the answer sitting in plain sight. Senate offices have ChatGPT. That's the tool on the desk. The advanced systems actually driving the safety debate — the ones the hearings are about, the ones 68 percent of the country wants paused — aren't available to the senators drafting the law that governs them.

So walk it in order: a technology serious enough to warrant its own federal department, urgent enough that a welder calls it a bomb, popular enough to ban that two-thirds of the public signed off before the ink dried — and the office writing the rulebook is working one version behind the industry it's regulating. Congress doesn't need a better argument for the bill. It needs a badge.

“They want to ban the thing before it takes your kid's job, and two-thirds of the country already said yes to that — that's not fringe, that's consensus. But the same senators writing the ban are working off the free version, ChatGPT on a government laptop, while the industry's real toy stays behind a badge nobody handed them. You don't regulate what you're not allowed to touch, you just sign the cover sheet.”
Sal
“Access isn't the story — ChatGPT is a perfectly capable tool, it's just not exactly what the frontier labs are running, is it. Look, the point is these senators don't need a joystick to know a runaway machine when Sanders describes one to them. Did I just concede the whole argument? That doesn't sound like me.”
Chip

The receipts

As Congress confronts AI, Senate lawmakers are shut off from its most advanced tools Senators writing AI rules aren't authorized to use the AI they're regulating
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While Senate offices have access to chatbots like ChatGPT, they are not authorized to use any of the more advanced tools that are at the center of regulatory talks and public debate about AI safety.

· Bernie Sanders introduces bill to ban artificial superintelligence from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· 68% of US Voters Back Sanders/Casar Bill for AI Pause, Ban on Superintelligence: Poll from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Sanders, Casar call for artificial superintelligence ban amid rogue AI hackings from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· Sanders, Casar Proposal Would Forbid 'AI Oligarchs From Building Machines Humans Cannot Control' from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

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