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Five-Point Plan To Lower Gas Prices Skips The War Driving Them

On September 1st, the United States struck Iranian targets near the Strait of Hormuz, and Iran's president said the same day that his country would return to the ceasefire reached in June if Washington did too. Washington did not. Six days later, Iran announced an exclusion zone outside the strait, aimed at vessels it believed were trying to pass — a line drawn around the same water the war kept crossing. By the 9th, a senior Iranian health official was warning that U.S. bombing and blockade had pushed the country's medical system into shortage of roughly 800 medicines. By the 11th, the average price of diesel in America hit $6.06 a gallon, a 14 percent jump in a month and 64 percent in a year. Two days after that, an Iranian cargo ship was hit near Hengam Island by what state media called an unidentified projectile; one person died. By the 16th, inflation in Britain had reached a five-month high, and the government's own statisticians named the same fuel prices as the driver. On the 17th, the Pentagon's third-ranking official sat through a closed briefing and could not give senators straight answers, the same day Senate Democrats — minus one — asked the defense secretary for a receipt on what the war has cost so far. Five days after that, U.N. investigators said two of the strikes the U.S. had already carried out may amount to war crimes.
Then, this week, Iran put a seven-day plan on the table: reopen the strait, revive the nuclear talks. Its president told a Fox anchor the war was "imposed on us," that Tehran never sought it, and that Iran would respond "strongly" if the attacks continued. The offer came with a deadline: Tehran wants a deal with Washington before the midterm elections in November. Oil prices went up anyway, on fresh threats from both governments to open a new front. Into that rise stepped The Federalist, with five things America must do to bring the price down: stop talking it down, drop the windfall-profits tax, quit treating the strategic reserve like a lever. Five points, and not one of them is stop the war. The war is the variable setting the price on every other line in this file — the diesel, the inflation number, the ship, the medicine shortage — and the fix on offer is to manage the number without touching the thing generating it. There is a version of this where the strait reopens and the number comes down on its own. That version was offered, this week, for free.
“They put five ways to fix the gas price on the front page and not one of them is "stop the war" — because if the price fixes itself, so does the excuse for the bombing. The barrel is the receipt: a cargo ship hit near Hengam Island, diesel at six bucks a gallon, a health system down to 800 medicines it can't get — the war is the price, and somebody up top is renting out both sides of it. You want the number down, you don't call the reserve a lever, you call it a ceasefire.”
“Look, the five-point plan is just sound energy policy — stop jawboning the market down, unleash the reserve for actual emergencies, kill a windfall tax that punishes success. Ending the war isn't an energy policy, that's a whole separate conversation about — okay, it's kind of an energy policy. Did I say that? That's not the talking point, scratch that.”
Earlier in this story
- Iran offers seven-day plan to end war; oil prices rise instead on threats to expand it. By Sal · the sunrise edition, 25 September 2026
- Congress's war power fails 49-50; enforcing the Constitution now falls to a nonprofit's lawsuit. By Mort · the supper edition, 24 September 2026
- Court bars Trump from sending a Peruvian migrant to Ghana, fourteen days after barring him from your ballot. By Sal · the breakfast edition, 24 September 2026
- House GOP calls Hegseth impeachment a 'publicity stunt,' then hides from voting on it By Mort · the milkman edition, 24 September 2026
- GOP candidates campaign against a war their party won't let the House vote to end By Sal · the early evening edition, 23 September 2026
- Republicans demand a swift end to a war their own president just offered to end by annihilation. By Mort · the early evening edition, 22 September 2026
The receipts
The Trump administration’s secretive deals with Big Pharma to lower prescription drug prices included benefits for the companies that were not publicly disclosed, according to documents obtained by the consumer advocacy group Public Citizen via a Freedom of Information Act request and published Saturday. Public Citizen said the deals…
Under the offer, the Strait of Hormuz would reopen and nuclear talks would be revived.
Iran's president says Tehran wants a deal with the U.S. before November's midterm elections, as the regime puts an offer on the table.
Stop talking the price down, take the windfall profits tax off the table, quit using the reserve as a price tool, and more.
U.S., Iran hold first talks since June as Trump threatens annihilation CNN fact check, 25 April 2025 (all 53 instances)
Oil prices back up as U.S. and Iran trade threats to expand 7-month warAs Iran responds to Trump's threat of annihilation with its own warning of a possible "new front" in the war, global oil prices are rising again.
Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian said Thursday that Tehran was forced into its now six-month-long conflict with the U.S. and warned that Iran will respond “strongly” if attacks continue.
· Iranian ship attacked near Strait of Hormuz: Iranian state media from the morgue, 13 Sep 2026
· Iran to impose new ‘exclusion zone’ outside Strait of Hormuz from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· U.S. strikes targets in Iran near Strait of Hormuz as Iran says it is retaliating from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· 'A Serious and Alarming Threat': US Bombing, Blockade Deepen Iran Medical Crisis from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026
· Inflation hits five-month high amid soaring cost of war from the morgue, 16 Sep 2026
· Inflation Could Soon ‘Get a Lot More Painful’ as Trump’s Iran War Drives Diesel Over $6 a Gallon from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026
· Trump Hammered Over Iran War That Drove Gas Prices Above $4 Per Gallon Every Day in August for First Time Ever from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026
· Iran’s president says Iran would return to ceasefire deal if the US does from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
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