The California Supreme Court ruled that Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco violated that state's election law by ordering his deputies to seize more than 650,000 ballots.
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Trump administration asks Supreme Court for the ballot power California's court just ruled illegal, nationwide.
As it ran on the front
You asked me this before, I know you did — how many ballots are we talking about, in the Riverside County business — and I gave you an answer. I said "more than 650,000." That's what the CBS wire said, so that's what I said. But sitting here today, rereading it, the number doesn't come out the same shape as it did the first time. The first time it was a headline. This time it's a stack.
I'm sorry — I keep coming back to this — but let's take it from the date first. September 25th, this week, the California Supreme Court ruled that Sheriff Chad Bianco of Riverside County broke the state's election law when he ordered his deputies to seize six hundred fifty thousand ballots. That's the finding, not my word for it — the court's. That's the date part.…
…(cont) I'm sorry, I'm going back to it again, from a different side this time — the part where doing this sort of thing has a cost attached, and I don't mean a receipt with a dollar figure on it, because I don't have one of those. I mean ten days earlier, on September 15th, the President was in front of cameras over a different mail-ballot ruling, a 7-to-2 loss at the U.S. Supreme Court on his own mail-in restrictions, calling the justices "not the people I interviewed." That's a strange thing to say about people who already have the job. I wrote it down anyway.
And I apologize, because here I am again, on the same number, except now I'm stuck on the part where somebody had to actually move it. Not the ruling — the ballots. Six hundred fifty thousand pieces of paper don't relocate themselves. I don't have a receipt telling me how it got done, so I'm not going to guess at the how. But it happened somehow, and that's a different kind of number than the one in the headline.
Which gets me thinking about my garage, if you'll let me, because it's the only comparison I've got handy. I've got a toolbox out there I can't lift anymore without setting it on the workbench first, unloading half of it, then moving the bench, then reloading it. Four trips, one box. I'm not saying that's what happened in Riverside County. I'm saying I don't know what it would take to move something six hundred fifty thousand times the size of my toolbox, and neither do you, and neither, as far as I can tell, does the record.
So here's the last side of it, and then I'll let you go. Because before any of this — before the 25th, before the sheriff, before the ruling — there was September 3rd. That's when the Trump administration went to the same U.S. Supreme Court and asked it to lift a block on a new mail-ballot rule, not for Riverside County, not for California, but for the whole country, for the U.S. Postal Service, ahead of the November elections.
Excuse me — before you go — one more thing, because I almost let it slide. The California court just found that seizing that many ballots in one county was against the law. The petition sitting in front of the same nine justices right now is asking for the authority to do the same thing everywhere ballots move by mail. So tell me — does the number that petition covers come out bigger, or smaller, than more than 650,000?
“They seized six hundred fifty thousand ballots in one county and a court had to spell out, in writing, that this is illegal — fine, good, that's the system working for once. But that same week the same administration is standing in front of the Supreme Court asking for the power to do that everywhere, no county required, no ruling to answer to. That's not two stories, that's one plan with a local pilot program.”
“Look, nobody "seized" anything, Riverside was conducting an election security review, and if a state court wants to call that unlawful, that's one state's opinion, it doesn't bind anybody else. As for the Supreme Court petition, that's a totally separate matter about postal deadlines, it has nothing to do with — okay, it has something to do with it, but the timing is a coincidence. Did I just call a Supreme Court filing a coincidence? That's not landing the way I wanted it to.”
The receipts
· Live updates: Trump blasts Supreme Court after mail ballot ruling; Patel testifies before Senate Judiciary panel from the morgue, 15 Sep 2026
· Trump asks Supreme Court to lift block on USPS mail ballot rule from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026
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