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Trump called owning Greenland "an absolute necessity"; did not settle for less, gets its security permanently, free

“Trump didn’t ‘settle for less’ on Greenland. He got exactly what he wanted”, 25 September 2026 (Photo via Washington Examiner — the original report)

Permanent is not a long span of years. Permanent is the end of the calendar, and permanent is the word carried home from the United Nations on Tuesday — "permanent control over security, and all other needs," and an "Infinite Life" agreement besides. You are waiting for the price. There is none. Not a dollar, not a base traded back, not a tariff lifted. A bargain wants consideration, some small thing moving the other way to make it a bargain and not a gift, and Tuesday's signing supplies nothing of the sort. Mette Frederiksen says the agreement recognises the sovereignty and the territorial integrity of Denmark and Greenland. The sovereignty, you see, and the territorial integrity. The deed stays where it was. Announced on the eighteenth. On the nineteenth the reporting set beside it a US firm's purchase of the island's rare-earth mine; by the twentieth it was "largely a rebranding of the status quo to claim a win" ... and by Tuesday it was exactly what he wanted all along. In January 2025, weeks after the announcement that "ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity," Donald Trump Jr. made a personal visit. Frederiksen said then that "Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders." It does. Washington has the security, and all other needs, at no charge, for ever.

For no coin a man guards the field. The crop goes to the man.
— EnochThe Ownership Desk
“Read the order of events: a US company buys the rare-earth mine, then the "permanent" security deal shows up free, and now the win-lap says he got exactly what he wanted. Nobody paid a dime for permanent, and permanent doesn't expire when the next guy shows up. The rocks get owned by a firm, the guarding gets billed to you, and Greenlanders get told their sovereignty is recognized.”
Sal
“A security agreement is not an acquisition, it's an agreement, about security — Denmark signed it, Frederiksen said sovereignty is recognized, so what exactly is the complaint here? The mine is a private transaction by a private company, totally unrelated, and I never said it was related. Did I say that? That doesn't sound like me.”
Chip

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The receipts

Trump didn’t ‘settle for less’ on Greenland. He got exactly what he wanted Trump calls it 'permanent control.' Denmark calls it sovereignty preserved.
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On Tuesday, at U.N. headquarters, President Donald Trump and the leaders of Denmark and Greenland signed a security agreement. Trump says it gives Washington “permanent control over security, and all other needs”

· Trump's son Donald Trump Jr. makes a personal visit to Greenland weeks after Trump announced that "ownership and control of Greenland is an absolute necessity". In response to the visit, Danish prime from the morgue, 7 Jan 2025

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