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California catches consultants' nightclub tabs, misses its own wildlife bridge deadline.

“Wildlife crossing makes us wonder: Can California still build anything?”, 26 September 2026 (Photo via New York Post — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The overpass over the 101 was announced, funded, and given a date. Per this week's dispatch, here is where it stands: behind schedule, over budget. Two numbers, delivered without a subject, as though a bridge built for mountain lions had decided, on its own, to run long and run expensive.

Different agency. Different pot of money. Nothing in the record puts those consultants anywhere near the wildlife crossing, and this column will not put them there either.…

…(cont) What the two items share is a letterhead. Run the reconciliation plainly, the way you'd run any two ledgers side by side. On the other ledger — the one that tracks whether the public gets the bridge on the date it was told — the paperwork did not hold. That one ran long, and it ran over, and the wire item announcing it does not name who missed the date.

This is not a claim that anyone moved money from one project to fund the other. The receipts do not say that, and this space will not say it for them. It is an observation about which kind of expense report survives contact with a deadline. A consultant's evening out gets itemized closely enough to become a finding. A public overpass, the kind you cut a ribbon for, apparently does not get tracked closely enough to open on the day it was scheduled to open.

It can absorb a nightclub tab and an escape room visit inside a rail budget and file the whole thing as an accounting violation rather than a funding crisis. It cannot, on the present record, get a wildlife bridge built inside its own number. The money exists. What the receipts leave open is which column gets read closely enough to catch the overage, and which one gets to run late in peace.

That's the whole reconciliation, hon. Two ledgers, one state, and only one of them got audited before the ribbon was supposed to go up.

“They can trace a consultant's bar tab down to the venue, but they can't get a bridge for mountain lions open on the day it was promised. That's not two accidents — that's what gets watched closely and what doesn't, and the animals waiting on that overpass don't get a hearing about it.”
Sal
“Look, big infrastructure runs over budget — tunnels, bridges, rail lines, it happens on projects like this. And that nightclub business, that's a completely separate audit, separate agency, nothing to do with the bridge — I mean, why am I even bringing up the nightclub thing, that's not the point I was making.”
Chip

The receipts

· California high-speed rail is paying for nightclub outings for consultants from the morgue, 16 Sep 2026

This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.