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Page B3From§Eachthe breakfast edition — 26 September 2026

Republicans scrub Trump's name from campaign sites as he commissions marble monuments across Washington

“Donalds removes several Trump mentions from campaign website”, 22 September 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Born some time after Election Night 2024, printed in all caps on lawn signs across America: the phrase "Trump-Endorsed." Died this month, quietly, without a service, the same season its patron began pricing marble.

Cause of death: arithmetic. His approval rating, The Hill reported the very next day, was sliding hard enough that Republican strategists were starting to treat November as a math problem rather than a rally stop.…

…(cont) The problem surfaced first in Florida. On September 22nd, Byron Donalds, running for governor, relaunched his campaign website. The old banner had read, "Chip in to Support Trump Endorsed Byron Donalds." The new layout removed several of those mentions — not all of them, the record is careful to note, but several, the way a name gets quietly trimmed rather than announced as cut. The following day, in Tennessee's reddest of seats, Charlie Hatcher — who had unseated a sitting congressman by running as the "Pro-Trump" candidate — filed a new slogan of his own. The word "Pro-Trump" did not survive the filing.

Preceded in death, then, by "chip in," "endorsed," and "pro-," in that order, each falling within the same twelve days a building campaign was announced in their place — plaster going up as the ink came down.

Survived, generously, by the statues. Marble does not run for reelection and cannot scrub its own name off a plinth. Somewhere between Augustus and a former Tennessee agriculture commissioner, that became the whole difference: a man building himself into permanence in stone at the exact hour his own candidates are treating his name like a receipt they'd rather not have to explain to the customer.

This was never about affection. It was branding, and like most branding stripped for parts, what's underneath is mostly shit — penny-ante website copy, quietly swapped, while the marble gets ordered in bulk.

In lieu of flowers, the family asks that mourners send their November ballots — filled out, and not on his behalf.

“They pour the guy in marble on the Mall and pour him out of the yard signs in the same month — that ain't a coincidence, that's polling data. When the man footing the bill for your ad buy starts polling like a toxic spill, you find out real fast who your friends are, and it's not the base, it's the consultant with the spreadsheet.”
Sal
“Look, a website redesign is not a repudiation — did I say repudiation? These are two totally separate stories that happen to rhyme. The president's building program speaks to legacy, to permanence, to marble; a candidate optimizing his homepage copy for swing voters is just smart digital strategy, that's not a comment on anybody, that's — okay, it's a little bit a comment on somebody.”
Chip

The receipts

Donalds removes several Trump mentions from campaign website
The Hillmainstream§

Rep. Byron Donalds (R-Fl.), the GOP's gubernatorial nominee in Florida and a close ally of President Trump, has removed certain mentions of the president's name on his website's new layout. In the old layout, a banner at the top of Donalds web page said: “Chip in to Support Trump Endorsed Byron Donalds”

GOP hopeful removes ‘Pro-Trump’ mention from campaign slogan in deep-red seat Hatcher drops 'Pro-Trump' slogan after Trump's endorsement won him the primary
Washington Examinerright§

EXCLUSIVE — Former Tennessee Agriculture Commissioner Charlie Hatcher has changed his campaign slogan to remove a reference to President Donald Trump. Hatcher, who ousted incumbent Rep. Andy Ogles (R-TN) in Tennessee’s August primary, ran as a “Pro-Trump”

The builder in chief: Trump’s neoclassical architectural campaign Trump promised 'not one dime' for his ballroom. Taxpayers are covering half of its $600 million cost.
Washington Examinerright§

Ever since the age of the pharaohs, great leaders have always understood the importance of architecture in the civic life of their nations. Augustus found Rome a city of brick and left it a city of marble. Louis XIV turned a modest hunting lodge into Versailles, a stage on which the Sun King could display […]

· Trump plots a campaign blitz; GOP candidates face a decision from the morgue, 12 Sep 2026

· Why Trump is leaning into his role as ‘builder-in-chief’ from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026

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