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Page A2From§Eachthe midnight edition — 27 September 2026

THE TALLY

Missouri asks Supreme Court to revive its GOP gerrymander for the fourth time this year, denied again.

“Kehoe says he's 'disappointed' GOP-favored map in Missouri is blocked again”, 26 September 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

As it ran on the front

I went to the license office Tuesday to renew a plate sticker and ended up, forty minutes later, somewhere I had never been before — a folding table in a hallway with a hand-lettered sign, a man in a windbreaker, and a stack of forms that were not the forms I needed. This happens to me more than it should. I went in the wrong door, the woman at the first window sent me to the second window, the second window was closed for lunch and had a note taped to it sending people to a third, and by the time I got where I was supposed to be I had, in my pocket, three photocopied pages other people had handed me along the way. I didn't ask for any of them. That's just how the wrong rooms are — they hand you something on your way out, so you don't feel like the trip was for nothing.

The first page was dated the fifth of September. It was a copy of an emergency filing — Missouri asking a Supreme Court justice to overturn its own state court, which had blocked a new congressional map. The state's lawyers called what was happening a "federal-election-administration disaster." I wrote that phrase down on the back of my registration renewal because I liked the sound of it — a disaster, caused by administering an election.…

…(cont) The second page was from the eighth. That's the one that told me Missouri had already gone ahead and held its primary under the new map — the 7-1 map, the one favoring the party that drew it — before the justice ruled. Then he ruled. He said no. Missouri had to go back to the old map, the 6-2 one, for November. So the primary wasn't defiance of anything; it just came first, and the ruling caught up to it after.

Third page, the ninth: a different group, the ones who'd fought for the map Missouri was trying to get rid of, went to the same court and asked it to make sure the old map stuck. Fourth page, the tenth: the state's own judges were pressing Missouri's secretary of state about how, exactly, he planned to revert — this while there was a contempt hearing on the calendar over whether he'd told local officials to keep using the new lines anyway.

By the time I got my sticker, I had four pages and a headache, and the man at the actual correct window — the one who could actually renew a plate — didn't have anything to hand me at all. He just did his job. It made me think about the corner store down from my house, the one that runs a tab. You ask Sal for credit once, he says come back Friday. You ask again, same answer. Three times, four times, the answer doesn't change, but the asking does something — it wears a little path in the linoleum, right there by the register, same as your shoes wear a path in stairs you take every day. Nobody drew that path on purpose. It's just where the feet went.

On the twenty-third, a third page — sorry, I mean a third ask that month — went up to the same court, different lawyers this time, just wanting the whole thing settled. And Friday, the court settled it: blocked, again. Missouri's governor said he was disappointed. The map on the ballot this November is the same one used the last two elections — nobody's redrawing anything before people vote. That was, by my four photocopies and whatever this last one makes it, the fourth time this year the identical map went up to that court and came back down blocked.

I was almost to my car — it starts fine most days, just not in the cold — when the man in the windbreaker came out from behind the folding table and said, hold on, before you go, can I get you to sign that you received the pages? I signed. Then I asked him the only thing I still didn't know: if the lines on next month's ballot are the same lines from the last two elections, whose map, exactly, is on it?

“You ask the same court the same question four times in one year and get the same no four times, that's not a legal dispute, that's a losing horse you keep re-entering hoping the track forgets. Every one of those filings costs money — Missouri's money, your money — to lose an argument that was already lost in March. And when it's over, the guy who ran the play calls himself "disappointed," like the house cheated him at his own table.”
Sal
“Look, the state's filing itself called the situation a "federal-election-administration disaster" — so obviously the responsible move is to keep the new map moving as fast as possible, that's just — that's just good governance, getting ahead of a disaster you're— did I just say the map caused the disaster it was supposed to fix? That's not — let me start over. The point is the legislature has every right to draw its own lines, four times if it has to.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

Kehoe says he's 'disappointed' GOP-favored map in Missouri is blocked again
The Hillmainstream§

Missouri Gov. Mike Kehoe (R), who championed last year’s redistricting efforts in his state, shared his disappointment in a Supreme Court decision requiring Missouri to use its old congressional map in the November election. “It is disappointing that today’s decision by the United States Supreme Court means Missouri will conduct its…

Supreme Court asked to end legal mess over Missouri’s congressional map
Washington Examinerright§

Activists in Missouri asked the Supreme Court to end the messy legal saga over which congressional map the Show-Me State will use in November, with the high court being asked to weigh in on the redistricting fight for the third time this month. The current confusion began late last month when the Missouri Supreme Court […]

· Missouri asks Supreme Court to overturn block of new congressional map before election from the morgue, 5 Sep 2026

· Supreme Court urged to wade into legal mess over Missouri congressional map from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Supreme Court denies bid to reinstate new congressional map in Missouri from the morgue, 8 Sep 2026

· Missouri judges press state on map plans after Supreme Court ruling from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Kavanaugh won't revive Missouri's GOP-friendly congressional map for midterms from the morgue, 8 Sep 2026

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