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Page A3From§Eachthe wee small hours edition — 27 September 2026

Troy Jackson, trailing Susan Collins by three points, gets kicked out of his own campaign fan group

“Troy Jackson downplays ties to socialists after prior backing from Maine DSA and Hasan Piker”, 21 September 2026 (Photo via New York Post — the original report)

As it ran on the front

I went to the State House annex on Tuesday for a form I still don't have, and ended up, through no plan of my own, learning more about the Maine Senate race than I meant to.

I wanted the elections division. I got the tax assessor's window instead — they're across the same parking lot, and nobody posts a sign telling you that until you've already circled the block twice looking for parking. The woman at the counter didn't have my form, but she had a printout somebody left on the copier, and while she phoned down the hall for somebody who might, I read it. It was the ad. The Senate Leadership Fund ad, the one that ran on the eleventh of September, about Troy Jackson's record in the Maine Senate — "raised taxes," it said. I wrote that down, because you should write a thing like that down while you've still got the page in front of you.…

…(cont) She sent me to room 14 in the basement, except room 14 turned out to be overflow for the archives, and the man down there — patient, like her — didn't have my form either, but he had a Real Clear Politics printout stapled to a New York Post story, both dated the twenty-first, about Jackson downplaying his ties to the DSA and to Hasan Piker after backing them earlier — back on the twenty-eighth of August, when he'd endorsed the co-chair who'd suggested Jesus was a communist. The printout said Jackson was up by 1.8 points at the time. He wasn't sure why both were in his drawer. Neither was I. He sent me to the second floor.

The second floor had a different number taped to a cubicle wall, dated the twenty-fourth — a New York Times and Siena College poll, Collins forty-nine, Jackson forty-six. Three points. I wrote that down too, once, because a true number only needs writing down the one time.

By the time I found the actual elections office it was closed for lunch. I never did get my form. But I'd gotten, by way of three wrong rooms in one building, the whole shape of it — the ad calling him a tax man, the socialist endorsement he was now walking back, and three points separating him from the woman he wants to replace, all of it sitting in drawers that weren't mine to open.

I got home and the car wouldn't start, which it does about twice a month now, and while I was under the hood not fixing anything I got to thinking about the Grange. I was a member for eleven years. There's a card game at the corner store on Tuesdays that Earl's run for longer than that. I have never once been asked to leave either place. You get warned first, is how it usually goes — somebody takes you aside, tells you the members are grumbling, tells you to cool it. That's the Grange. That's the card game. Somebody tells you before anybody tells you to go.

I was still under the hood when my neighbor came by for the jumper cables and mentioned it, the way you mention weather. The group — "Mainers for Troy Jackson." Members had been complaining, she said, about campaign events getting cancelled, and Jackson got into it with them himself, in the comments, and then he wasn't a member of his own group anymore.

I put the hood down. Excuse me, I said — before you go — the events that got cancelled. Whose campaign was that?

“You don't get bounced from your own fan club for being rude unless the rudeness was the least of it — that's the tell, not the tax-vote ad, not the DSA walk-back, the tell is that the guy running to represent people in Washington couldn't keep the twelve people who liked him enough to join a Facebook group in the room. Three points from the finish line and he's out here proving he can't manage a comment section, let alone a caucus. That's not a scandal, that's a job application with the reference calling to take it back.”
Sal
“Look, internal campaign disagreements happen, every campaign has passionate volunteers, that's not a — that's actually a sign of engagement, people cared enough to complain. And frankly the socialist stuff is old news, he's already walked that back, so — wait, did I just call my own candidate's coalition "old news"? That's not what I meant to say.”
Chip

The receipts

Troy Jackson downplays ties to socialists after prior backing from Maine DSA and Hasan Piker Troy Jackson leads incumbent Sen. Susan Collins by 1.8 points
New York Postright§

Maine Senate hopeful Troy Jackson currently has a 1.8 percentage-point edge over incumbent Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine), according to the latest RealClearPolitics polling aggregate.

Collins leads Maine Senate race by 3 points: Survey
The Hillmainstream§

Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) leads Democrat Troy Jackson by 3 points in her bid for a sixth term, according to a new poll. The New York Times/Siena University survey found Collins leading Jackson, the former president of the Maine Senate, with 49 percent support to the Democrat’s 46 percent.

· Senate Republican PAC targets Troy Jackson over record of tax increases in new ad from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026

· Maine senate hopeful Troy Jackson endorses Karl Marx-loving ex-DSA co-chair who implied Jesus was a communist from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026

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