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Republicans spend $100 million and 7 million eggs rescuing Paxton, get nothing back in the polls

“Poll-sweating GOPers are pouring money into battleground states after grim outlook for both House, Senate”, 26 September 2026 (Photo via New York Post — the original report)

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On September 5th, Republicans in Washington were, in print, fed up with their own Senate nominee. Four days later, on September 9th, the same Paxton, still sitting as Texas's attorney general, announced that a legal settlement worth millions in eggs would reach Texas food banks — 1.7 million eggs delivered, 5.3 million more on the way, his name on the release. The Senate Leadership Fund's Texas affiliate filed with the FEC for $53.8 million, wired straight into the Paxton campaign account. By this weekend the total for what the wire is calling the Paxton rescue mission had cleared $100 million, spent on one Senate seat in a matter of weeks.

The same math was running everywhere else at once. The New York Post reported this week that Republicans nationally are pouring money into battleground states after new polling showed them struggling in territory that used to be safely red. The Hill's survey of forecasters landed the same week: the nonpartisan Cook Political Report and others now read the numbers as a real midterm environment for Democrats, and count Republicans on track to lose ground in both chambers.…

…(cont) Run the reconciliation. One column: $100 million, 7 million eggs, one Farm Bureau letterhead, spent on a single man in three weeks. The other column: the national forecast, unmoved by any of it. The ledger balances only one way — the money bought a candidate a rescue, hon; it did not buy the party a different line out of the Cook Political Report. Every entry in the first column is itemized down to the FEC filing date and the egg count delivered by the crate.

“They dropped a hundred million dollars and seven million eggs on one man's Senate seat inside three weeks, and that's not campaign support, that's life support with a press office. The same week, the national polls still had Republicans underwater everywhere else, so the money didn't buy votes, it bought time. Time, like eggs, comes out of somebody's grocery budget eventually.”
Sal
“We invest early and heavy in our strongest candidates, and Ken Paxton is exactly the battle-tested nominee Texans want — wait, isn't he the guy the party was "fed up with" three weeks ago? Did I say that? That doesn't sound like me. Anyway, the Farm Bureau endorsement and the free-egg rollout are unrelated agricultural developments that happened to land the same month as the campaign that needed them.”
Chip

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The receipts

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Election forecasters don't see polling 'sugar-high' Democrats fear — for now
The Hillmainstream§

Pollsters and independent handicappers are increasingly convinced that Democrats aren’t experiencing an artificial “sugar-high” in polling but that multiple metrics are right now pointing to a good midterm environment for the party. The nonpartisan election handicapper Cook Political Report became the latest independent forecaster this…

The GOP’s Ken Paxton rescue mission tops $100 million in Texas
Washington Examinerright§

The cavalry has arrived for Ken Paxton in Texas as Republicans execute a large and astonishingly fast ramp-up in spending to fend off his Democratic challenger for Senate. In the last few weeks, Republicans have opened their wallets for Paxton, their nominee to succeed Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX), in a big way.

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Politicomainstream§

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· Paxton gets $54M boost from Senate Leadership Fund's Texas PAC from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026

· Texas Farm Bureau endorses Ken Paxton after James Talarico faced fallout from vegan comments from the morgue, 16 Sep 2026

· The GOP’s Texas-sized Ken Paxton dilemma from the morgue, 5 Sep 2026

· Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton announces distribution of more than 7 million free eggs statewide from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Fetterman appears at RNC midterm convention in surprise video from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman, already at odds with his party, makes surprise video for GOP convention from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Dem senator delivers surprise video at Republican convention backing McCormick from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman Praises McCormick, Vows To Work With Trump In Pre-Recorded Midterm Convention Video from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman says he'll still caucus with Democrats after video appearance at GOP midterm convention from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman teases where his true loyalty lies after surprise appearance at GOP convention from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Watch: Democratic Sen. John Fetterman addresses GOP midterm convention in video from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman appears in video praising McCormick at GOP midterm convention from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee loses Democratic primary to former CVS executive from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Incumbents fall in Rhode Island primaries: 3 takeaways from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Dem incumbent becomes first sitting governor to lose primary since 2018 from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Helena Foulkes wins Rhode Island Democratic governor primary, NBC News projects from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Rhode Island’s Dan McKee becomes first elected governor to lose primary since 2014 from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Democratic socialist ousts Providence mayor in primary from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Rhode Island governor projected to lose Democratic primary to former CVS executive from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Bernie Sanders-endorsed challenger defeats Providence mayor in a Democratic primary from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman’s Surprise GOP Convention Video Angers Democrats from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman praises ‘great friend’ McCormick in surprise midterm convention video from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Fetterman Praises Trump in Convention Video from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Pa. Democrat John Fetterman delivers surprise message at Republican midterm convention from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· This Governor Could Lose His Primary. A Bridge May Be to Blame. from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026

· Rhode Island governor trails challenger in new Democratic primary poll from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026

· "Mop Up Michigan": Donavan McKinney on Democratic Socialism, Corporate Money & His Primary Upset from the morgue, 14 Aug 2026

· Eight House Democrats vote to condemn and denounce socialism and the DSA from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· Vulnerable Democrats vote to denounce socialism amid midterm pressure from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· Rahm Emanuel shuts socialists out of Democratic tent: ‘Run as a separate party’ from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026

· Fetterman: Democratic Party has 'socialism problem' from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026

· Fetterman 2028 primary threat looms as Democrat Chris Deluzio says he ‘might’ run from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026

· Pennsylvania Democrat blasts Fetterman as 'lazy trust fund baby' from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

· Democrats split on how to counter Trump’s midterm convention from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· Chris Deluzio On John Fetterman: “A Failure Of Leadership” from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

· Dems descend on posh island getaway packed with deep-pocketed donors as midterms close in from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026

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