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Trump rejects Iran's offer, brags about the three-hour meeting anyway, has Rubio call Iran miscalculating.

“Donalds removes several Trump mentions from campaign website”, 22 September 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

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I wrote down five things this week, in the order they crossed the wire, and I'm going to read them flat and then stop, because that's the whole point of writing them down in the first place.

The president turned down Iran's offer to reopen the Strait of Hormuz within seven days. On Tuesday the twenty-second, he told reporters his own officials had just spent three hours in a room with Iran's delegation at the United Nations — a "very good meeting, very productive meeting," he said, and I wrote it down that way, in his words. That same day, in his speech to the General Assembly, he said he could annihilate the Islamic Republic if there's no peace deal, and that a settlement might come after the midterms. On the twenty-third, a bipartisan group of senators disclosed a letter to Secretary Rubio about an American journalist held in Iran — sent, the report said, one day before that same three-hour meeting. And today, the Secretary said Tehran is miscalculating by betting on the midterms for a deal he says doesn't exist.…

…(cont) That's the list. I said I'd stop there, and I did.

Three hours. That's the number I keep coming back to, and I should tell you now, so it doesn't catch you by surprise later, that I'm going to come back to it once more before I'm done.

Here's why. I was at the bank Thursday, about the car — it needs a fan belt again, and I wanted to move some money around before I dealt with that — and the loan officer told me no over the phone before I even got there, flat, don't bother coming in. I went anyway, because you keep the appointment you made, and I sat across from her for three hours going through the paperwork, line by line. Is that a meeting about a loan? Or is it a meeting about a loan that had already been told no? I don't know how a man standing outside the door would tell the difference. What do you call three hours spent on something that, an hour before it started, somebody already said wasn't happening?

How many hours did our officials sit with Iran's delegation at that table, after the offer was turned down? Three. What did the president call it, when a reporter asked him about it? A very good meeting, a very productive meeting. What does the Secretary call it when a country keeps waiting, past all that, into the midterms, for a deal he says isn't there? Miscalculating. And what do you call the three hours somebody spends going over the terms of a deal that isn't there?

I've also got the letter the senators sent the Secretary about the reporter Iran is holding — sent, by their account, one day before that same meeting, not the day after. I don't know if the reporter came up in the room. I only know which one reached my desk first.

I was closing the notebook — the fan belt isn't going to fix itself, and neither am I — when I remembered one more thing, so forgive me for turning back at the door. The Secretary's word was miscalculating, for a country betting on a deal that, in his telling, doesn't exist. What I've got written down, from earlier that same week, same delegation, is a different number, and I'm sorry, I already gave it to you once. Three hours is what a hundred and eighty minutes comes to. Which one of them was miscalculating? I only know how long it took to sit there and find out — three hours.

“They tell you the deal's dead so nobody has to explain what's in it, then they sit at the table for three hours writing the thing down anyway. Then they turn around and call the other guy confused for waiting on something that, officially, doesn't exist — but somebody's people spent three hours on the paperwork for it. That's the con: they get to say no in public and yes in the room, and you're the one who's supposedly bad at math.”
Sal
“Look, there's a difference between a deal and a diplomatic conversation — the three hours were about parameters, not concessions, that's just how professional statecraft works, everybody does this. Rubio's simply flagging that Iran is misreading how our system works, waiting on an election like it changes who's in the room — okay, we scheduled our own meeting around the same calendar, but that's different, because we're the ones who get to change our minds. Did I say that? That's — that's not what I meant to say.”
Chip

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