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Fetterman says Democrats have room for 9/11 apologists than him, then predicts they win anyway.

“John Fetterman accidentally calls himself a 'lifelong Republican' at Texas Tribune Festival”, 27 September 2026 (Photo via Fox News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Start with the ledger, not the stage. On August 28th, Senator John Fetterman told The Hill his own party has a "socialism problem," and named the defendants: Abdul El-Sayed, the Democratic Senate nominee in Michigan, and Graham Platner, who had already dropped out of the Maine Senate race. That is beat one, a diagnosis delivered from inside the patient.

By September 4th, a fellow Pennsylvania Democrat answered back. Beat two: the diagnosis got its own diagnosis, from his own caucus, in his own state.…

…(cont) Ten days later, on September 14th, the New York Post ran the headline his record had already written for him: "Fury at Fetterman refutes Democrats' claim to be a 'big tent' party." The Post's evidence was the video Fetterman had taped for the Republican National Committee's midterm convention, endorsing GOP Senate candidate Dave McCormick and pledging to work with Trump. A sitting Democrat's face, on a loop, at the other party's convention, under the words "big tent." Beat three, and the Post did not have to embellish a word of it.

Then came today's beat, the one that closes the loop instead of just widening it. At the Texas Tribune Festival, Fetterman referred to himself on stage as a "lifelong Republican," a label he then walked back, Fox News reported, to laughs from the crowd. In that same appearance, he told the audience the Democratic Party's big tent has more room for people who say America "deserved 9/11" than it has for pro-Israel Democrats like him. One label applied to himself by mistake, one label he insists the party reserves for everyone but him.

And then, in that same room, CBS News has him saying it is "entirely possible" his party retakes the Senate this cycle. He left the door open, too, on what he does next. The tape says Republican. The mouth says Republican, catches itself, says Democrat, then says the Democrats can't be trusted with a big tent but can be trusted with a majority. Only one of those sentences needs him to be right, and it is the one where his own seat is on the line.

“This guy tapes a commercial for the other team's Senate candidate, then stands up in Texas and tells you his own party's tent has more room for people who think we had 9/11 coming than it has for him. Two weeks later, same mouth, he's telling you that party takes back the Senate anyway. Pick one, senator — you don't get to burn the barn down and still bet on the harvest.”
Sal
“Look, he's a lifelong — okay, he caught that one himself, everybody laughed, moving on. The point is he says what he sees, and if the party's got more room for the 9/11 crowd than for a pro-Israel Democrat, somebody had to say it out loud. And sure, he also thinks that same tent wins the Senate in November, which — wait, if the tent's the problem, isn't winning with it kind of the problem too? Forget I said that. He knows exactly what he's doing.”
Chip

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The receipts

Dan McKee becomes first governor in 8 years to lose primary A former CVS executive just bought the governor's seat
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Former CVS executive Helena Foulkes defeated the Rhode Island governor in the Democratic primary after he failed to corral a growing political crisis around a bridge.

· Fury at Fetterman refutes Democrats’ claim to be a ‘big tent’ party from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026

· Pennsylvania Democrat blasts Fetterman as 'lazy trust fund baby' from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

· Fetterman: Democratic Party has 'socialism problem' from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026

· Fetterman appears at RNC midterm convention in surprise video from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman, already at odds with his party, makes surprise video for GOP convention from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Dem senator delivers surprise video at Republican convention backing McCormick from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman Praises McCormick, Vows To Work With Trump In Pre-Recorded Midterm Convention Video from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman says he'll still caucus with Democrats after video appearance at GOP midterm convention from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman teases where his true loyalty lies after surprise appearance at GOP convention from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Watch: Democratic Sen. John Fetterman addresses GOP midterm convention in video from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman appears in video praising McCormick at GOP midterm convention from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Rhode Island Gov. Dan McKee loses Democratic primary to former CVS executive from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Incumbents fall in Rhode Island primaries: 3 takeaways from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Dem incumbent becomes first sitting governor to lose primary since 2018 from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Helena Foulkes wins Rhode Island Democratic governor primary, NBC News projects from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Rhode Island’s Dan McKee becomes first elected governor to lose primary since 2014 from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Democratic socialist ousts Providence mayor in primary from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Rhode Island governor projected to lose Democratic primary to former CVS executive from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Bernie Sanders-endorsed challenger defeats Providence mayor in a Democratic primary from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman’s Surprise GOP Convention Video Angers Democrats from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

· Fetterman praises ‘great friend’ McCormick in surprise midterm convention video from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Fetterman Praises Trump in Convention Video from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· Pa. Democrat John Fetterman delivers surprise message at Republican midterm convention from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· This Governor Could Lose His Primary. A Bridge May Be to Blame. from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026

· Rhode Island governor trails challenger in new Democratic primary poll from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026

· "Mop Up Michigan": Donavan McKinney on Democratic Socialism, Corporate Money & His Primary Upset from the morgue, 14 Aug 2026

· Eight House Democrats vote to condemn and denounce socialism and the DSA from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· Vulnerable Democrats vote to denounce socialism amid midterm pressure from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· Rahm Emanuel shuts socialists out of Democratic tent: ‘Run as a separate party’ from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026

· Fetterman 2028 primary threat looms as Democrat Chris Deluzio says he ‘might’ run from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026

· Democrats split on how to counter Trump’s midterm convention from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· Chris Deluzio On John Fetterman: “A Failure Of Leadership” from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

· Dems descend on posh island getaway packed with deep-pocketed donors as midterms close in from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026

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