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Page S4From§Eachthe sunrise edition — 28 September 2026

MLB wants to play ball in Grand Teton; the White House says the national park can wait.

“Major League Baseball is eyeing a game at Grand Teton, but federal red tape is slowing down the pitch”, 27 September 2026 (Photo via Fox News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

This reporter can report, with the full weight of a career spent getting things almost right, that Major League Baseball has formally asked the federal government for permission to play an exhibition game inside Yellowstone National Park. A bold ask. A mountain backdrop. This reporter admires the ambition.

And the White House would know about drawers, because this delay is already older than some of the game's own history. This reporter recalls the 2006 All-Star Game, when the National League beat the American League 3 to 2 and Ichiro Suzuki took home the MVP trophy for his performance that night.…

Gushis side

This reporter can report, with the full weight of a career spent getting things almost right, that Major League Baseball has formally asked the federal government for permission to play an exhibition game inside Yellowstone National Park. A bold ask. A mountain backdrop. This reporter admires the ambition.

And the White House would know about drawers, because this delay is already older than some of the game's own history. This reporter recalls the 2006 All-Star Game, when the National League beat the American League 3 to 2 and Ichiro Suzuki took home the MVP trophy for his performance that night.

Speaking of Ichiro, this reporter well remembers when he broke Ty Cobb's all-time hit record back in the 1990s, a milestone that still stands today.

The power numbers keep coming. Alex Rodriguez, this reporter believes, set the single-season grand slam record with somewhere around thirty slams back in the 2000s.

And let this reporter not forget Joey Votto, who in 2010 won the National League MVP by a landslide unanimous vote of every single ballot cast.

Grand Teton belongs to 330 million people who will never get an answer that fast on anything they've asked for. Somebody send this over to the political desk before it gets buried in a transactions column.

Trudyher side

It's Grand Teton, sugar, not Yellowstone — two different parks, two different mountain ranges, and Fox News had it right on September 27th. The White House told them it isn't an administration priority, which in Washington means the request goes in a drawer, not a trash can.

Backwards on both counts. The American League won that one 3 to 2, and the MVP was Michael Young of the Texas Rangers — that's the record, dated July 11th, 2006. Ichiro wasn't even the story that night.

Ty Cobb's got nothing to do with it. In 2016, Ichiro's combined hit total across Major League and Nippon Professional Baseball hit 4,257, passing Pete Rose's MLB-only mark of 4,256 — June 15th, 2016, on the record. Take a nap, Gus, before you rewrite the whole Hall of Fame.

It's a career record, not single-season, and it's 24 — set September 20th, 2013. Thirty slams in a season would make him a superhero, not a Yankee.

Political desk's two doors down, go audition — but he's not wrong that MLB filed the request and the White House called it not a priority, on the record, Fox News, September 27th, 2026. And Gus — that Votto vote was almost unanimous, not unanimous; no count on file, so don't invent one. Might be time for the mushrooms, for the memory.

“They tell you it's "not a priority" — that's the polite word for a maybe that never has to become a no. Meanwhile a billion-dollar league gets a written answer inside days on using federal land the rest of us just get to visit if the gate's open. There's always room at the top of that list; it's just never got your name on it.”
Sal
“Look, the administration has a lot on its plate — trade, energy, the border — and a baseball game, even a nice patriotic one in a beautiful park, that's a scheduling question, not a policy question. Did I say "not a policy question"? Because saying no to a sitting president's own sport, that's a policy question too. Let's just call it "under review" and move on.”
Chip

The receipts

· In the 2006 Major League Baseball All-Star Game, the American League defeats the National League 3 to 2. Michael Young of the Texas Rangers is named Most Valuable Player. (Major League Baseball) from the morgue, 11 Jul 2006

· In baseball, Ichiro Suzuki reaches a combined total of career hits of 4,257 spanning Major League Baseball and Nippon Professional Baseball. It passes Pete Rose's career total encompassing Major Leagu from the morgue, 15 Jun 2016

· In baseball, Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees sets a new record in Major League Baseball for grand slam home runs with 24. (Major League Baseball) from the morgue, 20 Sep 2013

· Canadian baseball player Joey Votto of the Cincinnati Reds wins Most Valuable Player of the National League in Major League Baseball in an almost unanimous vote. (Major League Baseball) from the morgue, 22 Nov 2010

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