Five British nationals were freed on bail after a high-profile arrest over the weekend. They are suspected of planning an attack near an air base used by the U.S. military in the war with Iran.
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Five men arrested over an Iran bomber base terror plot, out on bail by Monday
As it ran on the front
I have to hand it to whoever wrote up the arrest report on this one. Five men, taken in near RAF Fairford — the base the bombers fly out of on the way to Iran — and picked up close enough to the wire that the New York Post calls it "a few hundred yards." That's good police work, wherever you stand on it. I read that part twice. Somebody did their job.
Then I get to the part where I wrote the date down, because I always write the date down, and I want to find it again — hang on — here. Monday. Five men, arrested over the weekend on suspicion of plotting against a base that flies U.S. bombers into a shooting war with Iran, and out on bail by Monday. I had to read that line a second time too, not because it was complicated, but because I kept looking for the part where it explained itself, and it doesn't. CBS just says it: five U.K. nationals, released on bail. One wire. One day.…
…(cont) I've got a garage at my house that doesn't lock right — the latch sticks, you have to lift the door a certain way and drop it — and I got around to fixing it. Took me about three weeks of meaning to. I didn't get arrested for the door not locking, understand, I'm not comparing myself to anybody in this story, I'm making a point about time. Three weeks for a latch. These men went from arrest to bail in what the paper gives me as a single weekend. I'm not the government. I don't have their resources. But I do have a toolbox, and I know what it takes to get a simple thing done fast versus done right, and I keep turning that over at the corner store when I'm standing in line for a paper, of all things, to read more about it.
I wrote down that the President criticized the release. That's in the CBS piece too, Holly Williams reporting it — he's looking at the same bail sheet I am, apparently, and he doesn't like what he sees either, which means at least two of us agree there's a question here, we just don't agree on who to ask it to. I keep the clipping in the glovebox now, next to the registration, because that's where things go when I don't know what drawer they belong in yet.
Now — the New York Times has a piece today, the same day as this column, mind you, not last week, not "the other week" — today — saying the villages out around Fairford are abuzz. That's their word, abuzz. I like that word. I wrote it down. Little towns, a base, and today the paper says people out there are still talking about it, and I believe them, because I'd be talking about it too if I lived near a fence that had five men get within shouting distance of it.
So here's what I keep circling back to, sitting on the porch with the dog, who doesn't care about any of this, which I sometimes envy. Arrest to bail — how many days is the paper actually giving us here? That's the number I've got written down. Not a theory. Just what's on the sheet.
Oh — one more thing, hang on — before I close this up. The Post's line — "a few hundred yards" from the base — that's their phrase, not mine. So here's what I can't get past: is "a few hundred yards from the base" and "out on bail by Monday" a description of the same five men, or two different stories that happen to share a dateline?
“Five men get picked up a few hundred yards from a base flying bombers into Iran, and they're out on bail before the next news cycle even loads. That's not proof the plot wasn't real, that's proof how fast a system can move when it decides a story shouldn't breathe. Watch how loud the arrest was and how quiet the release got, that's the whole racket.”
“Bail isn't innocence, it's just... bail, that's how the process works, everybody gets due process — did I say everybody? I mean, people who qualify. The President called the release soft, and sure, tough talk plays great on camera, doesn't mean it's how a bail hearing actually works, but that's a separate point.”
The receipts
The quiet rural area around R.A.F. Fairford, where U.S. bombers fly to Iran, was thrust into the spotlight after the authorities said they were investigating a possible terrorist plot targeting the base.
UK authorities let five accused terrorists out on bail Monday, after they'd gotten just few hundred yards from a base that hosts US bombers involved in striking Iran.
Police say five U.K. nationals who were arrested near RAF Fairford air base in England, which is used by U.S. forces, have been released on bail.
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.