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SUPER INTELLIGENCE

Trump's poll on renaming AI graduates to a promised executive order at the AI safety summit

“Trump says he will sign executive order naming AI as Super Intelligence”, 29 September 2026 (Photo via NBC News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

On August 27, President Trump signed an executive order changing Lake Ontario's name to Lake America, telling reporters the change was "effective immediately." That is the model: a grievance, a signature, a new name on the record. Artificial intelligence got the same treatment, on a longer runway.

On September 19, the president posted a poll to Truth Social. The subject was what to call artificial intelligence, which he described as "inaccurate, and very ineloquent." The choices were Superior Intelligence, Extreme Intelligence, and Supreme Intelligence. Followers voted.…

…(cont) Three days later, at the United Nations General Assembly, the poll graduated. The president told the world body that artificial intelligence will be renamed "super intelligence" in all U.S. documents, adding that the country "totally rejects any attempt to construct a globality scheme to control" the technology "hereinafter called super intelligence." A Truth Social straw poll had become a stated federal naming convention, delivered to the General Assembly, before a single order existed to make it one.

Today, at the launch of America.gov, the promise took its next step. The president said he will be signing an executive order renaming artificial intelligence to super intelligence. He did not sign it there. NBC's account is careful on this point: he says he will sign it. The Washington Examiner had him set to unveil a new federal AI tool at 10 a.m. the same morning. And on the same day's schedule, he was set to meet Speaker Johnson and AI industry leaders to discuss the technology's safety guardrails.

All together now — line up the calendar: poll, then promise, then a promise to sign, each one delivered at a bigger podium than the last, Truth Social to the U.N. to a website launch. Renaming the technology does not shorten that clock by a minute.

A poll becomes a promise becomes a promise to file. The paperwork has not yet been asked to move — only the name has, and only in the sense that everyone now agrees on what to call the thing nobody has yet been ordered to watch.

“You ever notice how it's never the actual problem that gets the executive order? Breach sits at the regulator's door for almost three months, nobody signs a thing — but you rename the technology and suddenly the pen's out before the ink on the invite even dries. That's the con: the paperwork moves fast when the paperwork doesn't cost anybody at the top a dime.”
Sal
“Look, a rebrand isn't nothing — clarity matters, and "super intelligence" is frankly a more accurate term for where this technology is headed, that's just — I mean, did I say headed? I don't have a timeline on that. The point is the safety meeting happened, the guardrail conversation is happening, the name is a separate track entirely. Two tracks. Parallel tracks. That's not a deflection, that's federalism.”
Chip

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The receipts

WATCH LIVE: Trump to launch new federal government AI tool
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President Donald Trump is set to announce a new artificial intelligence tool Tuesday at 10 a.m. that the White House says will help people interact with the federal government. The tool will launch on America.gov, a new website that will provide comprehensive resources on the government rather than having information spread out across…

· Trump signs order changing Lake Ontario's name 'effective immediately' from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026

· Trump posts poll to rename 'AI,' says current name is 'inaccurate, and very ineloquent' from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026

· Trump says AI will be renamed 'super intelligence' in all US documents from the morgue, 22 Sep 2026

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