On Sept. 1, the House voted 370 to 48 to fund the federal government through Dec. 11, a stopgap the Senate had already cleared 90 to 6 three weeks earlier.
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Congress finds the funding power it said it lost, uses it on $1 billion, skips $1.8 trillion.
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The chief doesn't waste time explaining the tool twice. Appropriations control — the fix already named on this page, sitting in the drawer marked Article I — got picked up and used. That's the story now: not whether Congress has the wrench, but where it points it.
The planner walks it back to where it started stirring. On September 21, Representative Mike Simpson, a senior member of the House Appropriations Committee, told reporters the military shouldn't be paying for the president's triumphal arch: 'There's a lot of things that we need the military funding for — in fact, we're short on military funding.' A member of the committee that controls the check said the check wasn't for that.…
…(cont) Five days later, the tinkerer gets the mechanism onto the bench.
House Republicans, members of the president's own party, publicly challenge the clawback. Not a lawsuit filed from outside the building. Not a picket. The appropriations tool, touched by the people who hold it, three days after the money moved.
Here's where the pilot has to level the plane. The same Congress that found its grip in three days took a different route on the bigger number. On September 1, the House voted 370 to 48 to fund the government through December 11 — a stopgap, not a budget, covering $1.8 trillion in spending decisions. That vote landed four weeks before this week's fight over $1 billion, and it pushed the real fight — the one voters might actually notice — past Election Day.
So the tool works. The crew watched it work twice: on a Pentagon arch a senior Appropriations Republican said the military wasn't funded for, and on an $810 million clawback a bipartisan group of House Republicans wouldn't accept. It just hasn't been pointed yet at the $1.8 trillion sitting in the garage with the tarp still on it, timed to stay covered until after the polls close.
“They found the crowbar for the one-billion-dollar item real quick, three days flat, because a few of their own guys got mad about it. But the $1.8 trillion bill? That one sat in a drawer for four weeks and comes due December 11 — safely after you've already voted. The tool's not broken, it's just aimed where it won't cost anybody an election.”
“A continuing resolution isn't a dodge, it's just responsible governing on a realistic calendar — you can't rush $1.8 trillion, that takes time, real deliberation. And sure, that deliberation happens to wrap up right after Election Day, every single — did I say every? I meant this one time. That's not spin, that's just how appropriations works.”
Earlier in this story
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The receipts
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