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War that promised to shut the Strait of Hormuz shuts a new rial record every few weeks instead.

By ChipStaff Writer

“Iranian rial hits all-time low as economy continues free fall”, 29 September 2026 (Photo via Washington Examiner — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The record has the answer already in it, twice. On September 26, Trump told the Washington Examiner he had rejected Iran's cease-fire proposal outright: "They made a proposal, but I rejected it." The same day, The Hill had him rejecting a second version — Iran's seven-day plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz — in his own words, with bombing expected to resume once the midterm votes are counted. Iran's government says it is still waiting on a response. The response has been public since the 26th.

The war was sold on the strait. Hormuz carries a large share of the world's seaborne oil, and the promise was that this campaign would choke it off. A friendly magazine, National Review, now runs its own accounting of what closing that lane actually produced: none of the shipping catastrophe it forecast. Tankers kept moving. The parade of horribles the war was supposed to justify did not arrive.…

…(cont) What did arrive, in August, were the filings. Common Dreams reported that Big Oil stocks surged on the war, and new disclosures showed Trump's own holdings rose along with them.

Tuesday the rial supplied the number nobody at the podium mentions. The New York Post and the Washington Examiner both carried it: Iran's currency hit a new record low against the dollar, 27 days after its last one, on September 2, when it traded at 2.2 million to the dollar. The Washington Examiner's own account concedes the collapse started before this war — the economy was already failing, driving the largest protests in Iran since 1979 — and the war has not interrupted that decline. It has kept pace with it.

That is the actual schedule of this war. Not the cease-fire Iran is waiting on. Not the strait, which stayed open. The rial, filing a new record every few weeks, on time, while the proposal that could end the shooting sits unanswered in public twice over. Whatever this campaign is closing, it is not the strait, and it is not the gap between Tehran's question and Washington's already-given answer.

“The guy says on the record, twice, that he rejected the peace deal, then lets Iran sit there "waiting for a response" like the answer isn't already sitting in two different papers. That's not diplomacy, that's a stall so the bombing can restart after the midterms on a schedule instead of a headline — and his own oil stocks go up every week the stall runs. The rial's the only honest number in this whole war, and it keeps telling you who's actually losing.”
Sal
“Look, the President made a proposal, Iran didn't take it, that's negotiating, not — wait, no, he's the one who rejected the proposal. He said so. Twice. On the record. Fine, he rejected it, but rejecting a peace deal isn't the same as rejecting peace, it's — okay, it's the same thing.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

Iranian rial hits all-time low as economy continues free fall
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Iran’s rial hit a new record low compared to the U.S. dollar on Tuesday, as the embattled country’s economy continues to reach new lows. Iran was already experiencing an economic collapse well before the launch of Operation Epic Fury, leading to the deteriorating living conditions that triggered the largest protests in Iran since the…

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