Republicans are increasingly worried they failed to address voters’ economic concerns while they had full control of Washington, fueling fears that the party could pay a steep price in November. The anxieties offer an early preview of the Monday-morning quarterbacking to come after the Nov. 3 midterm elections, in which Republicans…
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Republicans say they learned from Biden's mistakes, privately admit they made the same one.
As it ran on the front
I've got a receipt in my coat pocket. Milk, bread, dog food, nothing special. I mention it because it's the kind of paper I trust — it lists what happened, in order, with a total at the bottom that doesn't move on you afterward. I wish more of what I read this week worked that way.
I wrote something down on the 19th of September, and I want to read it back — give me a second, here it is. "The House left town a day early this week," it says, "and won't return until after" the elections. The House. Not Congress — I got that wrong copying it the first time, and somebody was right to correct me, because it matters which body went home early and which one stayed. The same piece said gas prices were running high, on account of the Iran war, and that Republicans "fear they have little to offer voters" this fall.…
…(cont) Eleven days pass. The receipt sits in my pocket the whole time. Then, on the morning of the 30th, two stories run in the same paper, same morning. The first says Republican strategists are leaning on former President Biden's mistakes to build what it calls their "closing economic message." They learned something, this one says, studying what didn't work before. That's not unusual, is it — to study the last man's stumbles before you try the same road? I do it with the car. Mornings it won't turn over, I've learned not to pump the pedal, because that floods it, because I did that once and stood in the driveway twenty minutes. You learn.
Here's the second story, same morning, same paper. Republicans, it says, are "increasingly worried they've 'glossed over'" voters' affordability concerns — this while they held, in the story's own words, "full control of Washington." Not partial. Full. And they worry about paying "a steep price" for it come November.
So one story says they studied the mistakes and built the message. The other, printed the same day, says they're privately afraid they skipped the very thing the message is supposed to answer. I'm not saying both can't be true at once. I'm asking which one they'd lead with, if a man only had time to hear one.
I went out to the garage with my coffee and stood over the car a while, the way I do when something won't get fixed by thinking about it harder. The fan belt's going again — I can hear it when it's cold. I know it's going, I know what it costs, and I drove it to the hardware store yesterday anyway, because the store was close and the belt wasn't screaming yet. Why a man drives around something he already knows is wrong — that part I understand. Whether that's what happened here, I couldn't tell you.
Oh — before you go, one more thing, I almost forgot I had it. That same story about the affordability worry calls the whole business "an early preview of the Monday-morning quarterbacking to come" after the November 3rd vote. Quarterbacking. Their word, not mine. So here's what I keep folding back into my pocket along with the receipt: if the review is already scheduled for after the game, and they've told a reporter this month, ahead of time, what it's going to find — is that a preview, or is that just the score, read early?
“They say they studied Biden's mistake and hand you a shiny closing pitch on the economy; the same week, behind closed doors, the same people admit they never touched the thing you actually feel at the register. Same paper, same morning, two words apiece — "full control," "glossed over." That's not a party stumbling into an answer, that's a party grading its own homework the day before the test.”
“Learning from the last guy's mistakes is just good strategy, that's what a closing argument is for. Sure, some folks flagged a few areas for improvement internally, but that's just normal campaign hygiene, every operation runs a post-mortem — did I say post-mortem, before the vote's even happened? That's not — forget I said that.”
The receipts
NAR puts the median first-time homebuyer at 40 years old - a record - and first-time buyers at a record-low 21% of the market National Association of Realtors, 2025 Profile
Republicans say they learned from Biden’s mistakes as they try to sell Trump’s economyRepublican strategists and candidates are leaning on former President Joe Biden — and his campaign missteps — as they craft a closing economic message in the final stretch before the midterm elections. There are several positive economic indicators that President Donald Trump and Republicans could run on, but few are speaking on them on…
· Republicans fear they have little to offer voters as Congress leaves town from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026
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