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THE PURGE

Senator demands Hegseth's firing; he answers with a new base, a new command and a new university partnership.

“Pete Hegseth unveils plans for new US military base, touts ‘testosterone testing’ for warriors in Pentagon speech: ‘No wimps, no radicals’”, 30 September 2026 (Photo via New York Post — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The month runs in a straight line, and the line only bends one direction. On September 2, Senator Thom Tillis, a former member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, called on the administration to fire Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth over what he called "inept management," pointing to the resignation of Army Secretary Dan Driscoll — a departure the same dispatch explains only as the result of "repeatedly clashing," with whom the wire's sentence never finishes saying. The next day, Vice President JD Vance told reporters the wave of military departures under Hegseth amounted to a needed "culture shift," and that same day the former Air Force secretary, Frank Kendall, who served under Biden and Obama, called the department under Hegseth "dysfunctional." Thirteen days later, September 15, Representative Thomas Massie introduced articles of impeachment against Hegseth, citing military action against Iran that Massie said Congress never approved. The next day, the Pentagon set the terms for the room Hegseth would eventually stand in: a Wall Street Journal report, relayed by the Hill, said troops summoned to a coming "State of the Force" address would need to clear waist-to-height and grooming standards to get through the door. On September 21, a Washington Examiner newsletter titled the coming days a "testosterone-fueled weekend." The next day, Hegseth's office announced a new battlefield test for promotion to general, a "Joint Warfighter Evaluation" his office called an "equalizer."

Then came Wednesday. And he announced a "patriotic" officer training program in partnership with select universities, the Daily Caller's word for it: exclusive.…

…(cont) The cuts, the base, the command, the panel, the pipeline — one speech, five press releases, delivered by a man a senator has asked be fired and a House member has moved to impeach, at a podium the department had already spent a month grooming the room to meet.

“They cut one in five generals and call it lean, then hand a drone command its own checkbook run with input from the guy who sells the drones. That ain't reform, it's musical chairs where the chairs get replaced by vendors. A senator wants the man fired, a congressman wants him impeached, and his answer to both is five new fiefdoms nobody asked for.”
Sal
“A 20 percent trim to admirals and generals is basic discipline, it's what right-sizing looks like, and calling it the "bare minimum" just shows the secretary thinks there's still fat to cut — leadership, not a purge. And sure, the new autonomous command takes input from private contractors, that's a public-private partnership, that's — wait, the purchasing authority sits with the same command the guys selling the drones helped design? That's not — huh, that does sound like the fox drew up the henhouse blueprints.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

The Pentagon has failed its audit eight years running - the only major federal agency never to pass one Military Times, 19 December 2025

Pete Hegseth unveils plans for new US military base, touts ‘testosterone testing’ for warriors in Pentagon speech: ‘No wimps, no radicals’
New York Postright§

A fired-up Secretary of War Pete Hegseth unveiled plans to construct the first new military base on US soil in over four decades and have state governors come before him on camera with "their best sales pitch."

The Pentagon has failed its audit eight years running - the only major federal agency never to pass one Military Times, 19 December 2025

Hegseth announces new Office of Religious Affairs at Pentagon
Washington Examinerright§

War Secretary Pete Hegseth announced on Wednesday a new Office of Religious Affairs during a speech to troops at Marine Corps Base Quantico, providing a channel for chaplains to directly communicate with top officials at the Department of War. Hegseth spoke about the new religious office as part of a broader reform project at the […]

Hegseth puts Musk, Luckey, Gingrich in charge of military future warfare review Pentagon puts a SpaceX CEO and an Anduril co-founder in charge of deciding the future it will buy weapons for
The Hillmainstream§

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Wednesday announced that SpaceXAI CEO Elon Musk, Anduril co-founder Palmer Luckey and former Speaker Newt Gingrich (R-Ga.) will lead a new Pentagon effort to study the future of warfare, dubbed "Project Meridian." The Pentagon chief said the project is meant to harness America’s innovators, senior…

The Pentagon has failed its audit eight years running - the only major federal agency never to pass one Military Times, 19 December 2025

Pentagon to create first-ever autonomous warfare command, Hegseth reveals
Washington Examinerright§

War Secretary Pete Hegseth announced Wednesday the creation of a new four-star military command dedicated to autonomous warfare, part of a broader effort to expand the Pentagon’s use of drones, robotics, and artificial intelligence on the battlefield. The Autonomous Warfare Command, dubbed AUTOWARCOM, will receive “service-like…

· Tillis urges Trump to fire Hegseth over 'inept management' of military from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026

· Massie launches effort to impeach Hegseth from the morgue, 15 Sep 2026

· Vance addresses high-profile military departures under Hegseth: "We needed to have a culture shift" from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· Former Air Force secretary: Hegseth's Pentagon 'dysfunctional' from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

· Hegseth thinks the solution to his woes is to ‘send himself.’ It’s not from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026

· Servicemembers must meet weight, grooming standards for Hegseth event: report from the morgue, 16 Sep 2026

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