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Page A7From§Eachthe midnight edition — 1 October 2026

STILL ALIVE

Tennessee's newly announced all-female execution team leaves death row inmate snoring on gurney for 40 minutes, then hospitalized

“Tennessee woman ‘snoring’ and still alive as execution halted, witnesses say”, 1 October 2026 (Photo via The Guardian — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Today we are making an execution, not a dish you can get over here, so go slowly. You will need a woman of fifty, convicted over a 1995 murder committed when she was eighteen, a Supreme Court, an appeals court, two stays, an all-female injection team, two doses of pentobarbital, and a hospital standing by.

The Poet Eighteen. I was writing odes to a girlfriend at eighteen. I have begun a letter of solidarity and should like an evening free of the washing-up rota to finish it.

…(cont) Begin with the team. On September 26 an all-female team was reported slated for the job; her attorneys had written in the petition that "Christa was broken, not evil." On September 28 the Supreme Court ruled the state could proceed; a federal appeals court halted it the same day.

The Fixer Halted. There is money in a halt. Somewhere a firm sells the rope that keeps a stay, and I should like to sell it.

Rest it there and return to the heat two days on. On September 30 a stay was granted hours before she was due to die; the Supreme Court overruled it, and she was strapped to the gurney just before 7:30 p.m., an hour after the ruling came down.

The Hippie Overruled, twice over. It was always going to end like this, the lentils have been on since four, and nobody in this house can overrule the meter either.

Now comes the part people are afraid of. Two doses of pentobarbital went in. A tip the recipe never gives: two doses do not always finish it. Forty minutes later, witnesses said they could hear her snoring. An ambulance pulled up to Riverbend. Her attorneys filed an emergency motion; the motion, with witnesses, said the state had been unable to carry out the execution. She was taken to hospital.

The Punk Unable. This house once called the boiler unable. We put a hammer to it. Nobody has put a hammer to anything here and I do not see why not.

The Guardian printed the witnesses' own word, "snoring." At home, CBS has the state simply "unable to carry out" what it had set out to do.

It went on the floor: the state cleared every court it needed and still could not finish what it started. You will be looking for the rule for when the drugs do not finish. There is no such rule; that is what the hospital is instead of.

It serves the state of Tennessee, which scheduled the hour and assembled the team. Christa Pike is in a hospital bed, not a grave, and the bill for both is still open.

“They roll out an all-female execution team like it's some civil-rights first, days later they can't even get the dose right and she's lying there snoring for forty minutes before anybody calls an ambulance. That's not justice, that's a government that can't run a procedure it's run for a century. The only reason it still gets done is nobody with the power to stop it has to watch it fail.”
Sal
“Look, the Supreme Court reviewed this thoroughly, the courts did their job, the team was fully trained and certified — this is due process working exactly as intended. The drugs just took a little longer to take effect than usual, which happens, it's a known clinical variance, nothing to — did I just call a forty-minute botched execution a "clinical variance"? Strike that.”
Chip

The receipts

Tennessee woman ‘snoring’ and still alive as execution halted, witnesses say
The Guardianmainstream§

Christa Pike, sentenced to death over 1995 murder, was heard snoring 40 minutes after lethal doses administered, witnesses said Tennessee officials were unable to carry out the execution of Christa Pike, media witnesses said Wednesday, despite her being administered two doses of a lethal injection drug. In a press conference, media…

US Supreme Court clears way for woman's execution
RTÉmainstream§

The US Supreme Court has ruled ⁠that Tennessee can proceed with its first execution of a woman in 200 years, clearing the way for Christa Pike to be put to death by lethal injection for murdering a schoolmate three decades ago.

Christa Pike still alive, ‘snoring’ after 2 lethal injections as chaos envelops Tennessee execution: lawyer State injected her twice and still couldn't kill her: lawyer
New York Postright§

Christa Pike, 50, was strapped to a gurney in the Nashville death chamber just before 7:30 p.m. CDT after the US Supreme Court overruled her stay of execution an hour earlier, The Tennessean reported.

US Supreme Court clears way for Tennessee woman's imminent execution
Le Mondemainstream§

A decision by the US Supreme Court late Wednesday cleared the way for Christa Pike – a woman convicted of murder in Tennessee over 30 years ago and the only woman on the state's death row – to be given a lethal injection after hours of dramatic legal wrangling up and down the judicial system.

· Lethal injection by all-female team slated for Tennessee’s 1st woman death row inmate in 200 years from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026

· This State Is Spending More on Lethal Injections. A Law Tries to Keep the Details Secret. from the morgue, 8 Sep 2026

· The Supreme Court of the United States refuses to vacate a stay of execution issued by the Arkansas Supreme Court. Arkansas's highest court has also put on hold the execution of another inmate, Bruce from the morgue, 18 Apr 2017

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