The Small Business Act tells the federal government why small business contracting exists: to preserve free competitive enterprise, ensure small businesses receive a fair proportion of federal contracts, and strengthen the nation’s economy. If firms with $500 million in revenue are allowed to position themselves as “small” to access…
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SBA proposes $500 million firms as 'small business,' same year it dunns actually small ones for pandemic loans.

As it ran on the front
The Small Business Administration wants to let companies with $500 million in revenue qualify as "small business" for purposes of federal contracting, according to a proposal reported this week. The agency's own authorizing statute, the Small Business Act, says the contracting program exists to preserve competitive enterprise and make sure small businesses get a fair share of federal work. A company clearing half a billion dollars a year does not need the government to clear it a lane at the table; it already owns a table.
This is not the agency's first run at the number. Five weeks later, the number is in the filing: $500 million. The distance between "higher limits" and "half a billion dollars" is the whole story, and it closed in five weeks, between one dated report and the next.…
…(cont) While that number was climbing, the agency's lending side was running the opposite column. In September, this paper reported that Washington ordered businesses closed during the pandemic, then lent many of those businesses money to survive the closures it had ordered — and six years later is demanding the money back, from owners who in some cases never recovered. These were not ordinary loans made in ordinary times. They were issued because the government shut the business down and told the owner to hold on.
Reconcile the filing against itself. The same agency, in the same year, is weighing whether to let a $500 million company call itself "small" to compete for contracts set aside for businesses that are actually small — while collecting on loans issued to businesses that actually were small, for closures the government itself ordered. One column of the ledger stretches the definition of "small" until a half-billion-dollar balance sheet fits inside it. The other column holds the line on "forgivable" tight enough that a shop that never reopened still owes the Treasury.
Nobody at the agency has had to explain why those two numbers move in opposite directions in the same filing year, hon, because nobody has asked them to reconcile it. That is the job of this column. The $500 million threshold is still a proposal, not a finished rule — the agency "wants to" make the change; whether it survives the comment period and takes effect is not yet decided. What is not a proposal is the collection notice already sitting in the mail of a small business that closed because Washington told it to, borrowed because Washington offered to, and six years later is being asked to pay the government back for following instructions.
“They want to hand a half-billion-dollar company a "small business" badge to cut the line at the contract window, same year they're mailing collection notices to the actual small guy for a loan the government made him take when it shut him down. The redefinition's a key, not a typo — it opens the set-aside door for the big boys while the real small shop gets the bill. Follow the two numbers: one gets bigger so corporations fit through it, one gets collected so corner stores can't walk away from it.”
“Look, this is just modernizing an outdated threshold for today's economy — a revenue cap written decades ago doesn't mean what it used to. Is it a little generous to call a $500 million company "small"? I mean — did I just defend a half-billion-dollar small business? That's not— let me circle back on that one.”
The receipts
· Trump Administration Wants Billion-Dollar Businesses to Qualify as ‘Small’ from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026
· Washington shut down small businesses. Now it wants its money back from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.