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HIS OWN WORDS

Trump campaigns for Paxton by calling him a 'pain in the ass' and 'a little controversial'

“Trump rallies support for Ken Paxton in Texas campaign stop”, 1 October 2026 (Photo via Washington Examiner — the original report)

As it ran on the front

There's a dash in Thursday's New York Post headline I keep looking at. "Trump trucks to Texas to tout 'pain in the a–' Ken Paxton." Two letters missing, replaced with a line, like the paper ran out of nerve or ran out of room. I don't know which. I looked for my notebook to see if I'd written down the full word somewhere else, and I had — The Hill printed it whole: the president said his own Senate candidate is "a pain in the ass." Also "a little controversial."

I'm not saying that's strange. I'm asking what a campaign stop is supposed to accomplish, if the headline act is the candidate's own boss describing him the way you'd describe a flat tire.…

…(cont) Here's where I go back to the page. Aug. 28, Sen. John Cornyn — not an opponent, the man whose seat this is — told the Texas Tribune Paxton is "lazy," a "poor campaigner," doesn't raise money. I wrote that down because it was the home-state senator, not a Democrat, saying it on the record, about the man running to replace him.

Sept. 14, a filing. The Senate Leadership Fund's Texas PAC put $53.8 million into Paxton's campaign — call it $54 million, the receipts do. Is that the figure meant to answer Cornyn's complaint about money? Eight days later, Sept. 22, Cornyn and George W. Bush held a Dallas fundraiser for six Republican Senate candidates. Six. Eight days after $54 million landed, the two men closest to that money in Texas raised more of it for everyone running except him.

Sept. 27, a poll. Talarico 49, Paxton 44. Five points, a month before Election Day, from Texas Public Opinion Research.

So I took it out to the car. Fan belt's been squealing since July, cheap part, I finally bought the new one at the auto store on the corner — eleven dollars, I kept the receipt out of habit. Put it in Saturday. Car still won't turn over in the cold. New belt, same problem. Was the belt ever what was wrong with it?

Is fifty-four million dollars a new belt? It's a specific, countable, real amount of money. Does any of it answer the five points? Does any of it answer "lazy"? Does any of it answer "a pain in the ass"? The filing doesn't say which one the money was for.

I drove it to the toll plaza anyway, because the car does run, just not in the cold, and I sat in the line behind the cars ahead of me feeding in their change, and I thought about six names on a fundraiser list and the one that's missing, and about a man who flew in his candidate's crowd for him — Dennis Rodman, North Korea knowledge and all, Thursday night, Denton — to stand next to a man he also, that same day, called a pain in the ass.

Excuse me — before I let this go. I keep coming back to that dash, I'm sorry, I already brought it up once. It isn't that the Post couldn't print the word; The Hill already had, in full, from the candidate's own boss. Which fact was the fifty-four million dollars supposed to fix — the word the Post wouldn't finish, or the one Talarico's five points already did: pain in the ass?

“Fifty-four million dollars lands in Paxton's account, and eight days later the two men running Texas Republican money throw a fundraiser for six Senate candidates and leave his name off the invite. That's not an oversight — that's the party keeping receipts on a guy they call lazy and a pain in the ass while they keep cashing the checks. The crowd got flown in because the five points didn't move, and the people in that room aren't the ones covering your family's bills.”
Sal
“Look, calling a guy "a pain in the ass" on your own turf, that's just Trump being Trump, it's authenticity, voters respect a straight shooter — he brought Dennis Rodman, for God's sake, that's a rally, not a referendum. The fifty-four million isn't a bailout, it's standard party infrastructure spending, every nominee gets— okay the six-candidate fundraiser thing, I didn't see that invitation list, who compiled that list? That's not — did I just ask that? Forget I asked that.”
Chip

The receipts

Trump rallies support for Ken Paxton in Texas campaign stop
Washington Examinerright§

President Donald Trump urged Texas voters to support state Attorney General Ken Paxton in his Senate battle against Democrat James Talarico, as polls show the race is a toss-up for either political party, during a campaign swing through the state Thursday. “We need Ken so badly, and that’s why I’m here. I wanted to stop […]

"I'll meet with Putin. I'll meet with Zelensky... And within 24 hours, that war will be settled" - Trump, CNN town hall, 10 May 2023. CNN counted 53 separate occasions he promised it CNN fact check, 25 April 2025 (all 53 instances)

‘Bad Boy’ Dennis Rodman joins Trump for red state tour, praised for North Korea knowledge
New York Postright§

WASHINGTON — Dennis Rodman joined President Trump in Texas on Thursday ahead of the president’s evening rally in the NBA star’s college town — as Trump prepares to renew diplomacy with Rodman’s pal, the North Korean tyrant Kim Jong Un. Rodman’s plan to participate in the trip was first reported by The Post and comes...

Trump quips Paxton is ‘pain in the ass,’ ‘a little controversial’
The Hillmainstream§

President Trump quipped that Texas Senate GOP candidate Ken Paxton was “a pain in the ass” and acknowledged he was “a little controversial” during several stops in the Lone Star State and Oklahoma — unusually candid remarks about one of his own endorsees just weeks out from the November elections.

· John Cornyn calls Ken Paxton ‘lazy’ and a ‘poor campaigner’ in explanation of Texas campaign trail absence from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026

· Talarico leads Paxton by 5 points in Texas Senate race poll from the morgue, 27 Sep 2026

· Paxton gets $54M boost from Senate Leadership Fund's Texas PAC from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026

· Paxton snubbed from Texas fundraising event with George W. Bush and Cornyn from the morgue, 22 Sep 2026

This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.