State legislators and the courts have turned the death penalty into a grimly farcical process, feeding the cheapest arguments against it. The attempted execution of Christa Pike in Tennessee showcases this fact. For full context, an 18-year-old Pike and an accomplice lured Colleen Slemmer into the woods, tortured her with a box cutter…
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THE PROTOCOL
Tennessee insists it followed every step, then halts all executions to learn which step failed.

As it ran on the front
Seven days later, the Washington Examiner ran a story with the same framing: first woman, two hundred years, the milestone stated as settled fact. That week the Supreme Court declined Pike's clemency appeal, and the case moved toward its date on schedule.
Afterward, the Tennessee Department of Correction told reporters that every step of its authorized protocol had been followed. Here is what following every step produced: executioners administered the lethal dose, then administered it again. The New York Times reports Pike was taken to a hospital with burned and blistered arms. The Guardian reports she remained unconscious and on a ventilator into Friday, while hospital staff worked to clear the pentobarbital from her system. Her attorney, Randy Spivey, who stood in the chamber, told reporters he did not yet have a sense of her prognosis.…
…(cont) Into that record the Washington Examiner filed an op-ed insisting the execution was carried out by the book. The same piece turned its argument outward, toward legislatures and courts, calling them the forces that have made the death penalty a grimly farcical process, with Pike's case offered as the showcase. The op-ed names no step the state skipped and no step it added. What the record shows is narrower and harder to argue with: one dose, then a second dose, on a woman who was still on a ventilator two days later. The by-the-book defense does not say how many doses the book allows; it says only that two were given.
By Friday, the Tennessee Department of Correction had stopped. It halted every scheduled execution in the state pending an investigation into what went wrong with the procedure it had called compliant two days earlier. The agency that ran the protocol is now the agency auditing it, and the auditing started only after the patient survived long enough to need a ventilator. The Washington Examiner's defense and the department's own halt now sit in the same week, describing the same two doses, reaching opposite conclusions about whether anything here requires an answer.
“They tell you the protocol worked, then they shut the whole protocol down to find out why it didn't — that's not a contradiction, that's a confession with a two-day delay. A state agency doesn't audit a process it trusts; it audits the one that just put a woman on a ventilator with her arms burned. Watch who gets to say "by the book" and who has to live, or almost not, with the book they wrote.”
“Look, the department followed its own authorized protocol, step for step — that's not in dispute, that's the record. Every procedure carries risk, and a halt to investigate is the system working exactly as — no, wait, if it's working you don't halt it. You halt it because something failed. I'm not sure that's the point I wanted to make.”
Earlier in this story
- Tennessee insists it followed every step, then halts all executions to learn which step failed. By Chip · the noon edition, 2 October 2026
- Tennessee halts all executions after a 'clinical' lethal injection takes two tries, forty minutes, to not work. By Chip · the breakfast edition, 2 October 2026
The receipts
The lawyers for a Tennessee woman who survived an execution attempt said on Friday she is unconscious and intubated following the failed procedure this week. Christa Pike, 50, was scheduled for execution on Wednesday, but is still alive after two attempts to end her life by lethal injection. Both attempts failed, and Pike’s lawyer said…
The Tennessee inmate was brought to a hospital with burned and blistered arms after an unsuccessful attempt at lethal injection, her lawyers said in a court filing.
Attorneys say hospital staff are working to clear pentobarbital she was administered from her system Christa Pike remained hospitalized, unconscious and on a machine helping her breathe after her failed execution in Tennessee, her attorneys said in a court filing Friday. The attorneys said hospital staff were working to save Pike’s life…
Christa Pike’s lethal injection is booked for September 30. She may be the first woman Tennessee executes in 200 years.
“I’ve never seen anything like what we saw Wednesday night,” said one reporter who witnessed the execution attempt.
· Tennessee inmate survived two lethal injections, her lawyer says in motion to halt execution from the morgue, 28 Sep 2026
· Tennessee prepares to execute the first woman in over 200 years from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026
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