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Justice Department finds the same law school violation twice in three weeks, at two different campuses

“UCLA law school accused by justice department of illegally using race in admissions”, 2 October 2026 (Photo via The Guardian — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The Justice Department said on Thursday that UCLA's law school illegally considered race in admissions. Read that sentence again. On September 9, the department said the same thing about UC Berkeley's law school: a joint Justice Department and Education Department investigation found that Berkeley Law violated federal civil rights law by using admissions essays and other practices to favor applicants by race.

Three weeks separate the two findings. The language barely does.…

…(cont) All together now — paragraph two. Set the Washington Examiner's account of Berkeley next to the Guardian's account of UCLA. Berkeley: discrimination against white and Asian applicants, carried out through essays and "other practices." UCLA: the law school "illegally considered race in admissions." Swap the campus name and the sentence still holds. The New York Post adds that Berkeley's dean was allegedly discussing ways around the rules — a detail about one school, not two, the kind of detail that makes a finding feel handwritten instead of templated.

The Guardian notes that the UCLA law finding follows a similar accusation against the university's medical school. Similar, the paper says — not identical, not itemized, just similar. The department does not explain what made the medical school's admissions practices resemble the law school's. It does not have to. In this format, resemblance is the whole investigation.

UCLA denies the allegations and says it is committed to admissions decisions that comply with all laws. Berkeley, in these receipts, has said nothing at all — the record here runs only to the accusation against it.

What we have, then, is not a pattern the department discovered so much as a document the department reused. A finding against one University of California law school, then, three weeks later, a finding against another, close enough in wording to read like the same filing with the campus name swapped out. Each one ran as its own news story, under its own university's name, on its own day. Each one did the same work with the same verb: illegally considered race.

Whether this is two investigations or one investigation wearing two hats is not something the receipts settle. What they do settle is the arithmetic: one department, two law schools, three weeks, one sentence doing all the heavy lifting twice. The next University of California campus to get a letter like this one will not need the department to explain itself. The explanation already shipped, in September, about a different school.

“This is the oldest trick in the book — write one finding, change the letterhead, mail it to the next campus. They're not uncovering a pattern of discrimination, they're running a form letter through the UC system one school at a time. Watch which campus gets the copy-paste job next, because that's the whole investigation.”
Sal
“Look, two law schools reached the same conclusion in the same department's hands within the same month — that's not a copy-paste job, that's consistency. Rigorous, independent investigations just happen to land on nearly identical language sometimes. Did I say independent? I meant parallel. Separate. Definitely separate.”
Chip

The receipts

UCLA law school accused by justice department of illegally using race in admissions
The Guardianmainstream§

University denies allegations, saying it is committed to making admissions decisions in compliance with all laws The Department of Justice said on Thursday that the law school at the University of California, Los Angeles illegally considered race in admissions. The announcement follows a similar accusation against the university’s…

· UC Berkeley Law discriminated in admissions, Trump administration finds from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· UC Berkeley Law intentionally discriminated against white, Asian applicants: Feds from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.