Page A2From§Eachthe breakfast edition — 3 October 2026
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My nephew is in his second year of law school, and I called him Tuesday with a question that wasn't really about the law, more about reading, but he's the only one in the family who reads anything twice. I asked him: if a witness swears to something on the stand, and it turns out the witness's own office filed a report three weeks earlier saying the opposite, what do you call that? He said impeachment — the evidence kind, not the political kind. You take somebody's own prior statement and use it to take apart what they're telling you now. I told him I wasn't thinking about a courtroom. I was thinking about a newspaper. He said a document is a document, isn't it?
Here's what was sitting in front of me. On September 21st, the Washington Examiner ran its own poll and reported Democrats up five points among registered voters — a smaller lead, the paper noted, than the one Democrats held in 2018, the year they flipped the House. Is five points, by the paper's own count, smaller or larger than what it took to flip the House eight years ago?…
…(cont) The next morning, September 22nd, the same paper ran a piece saying Republicans were staring down what it called a midterm election reckoning — that the warning signs from spring hadn't improved, they'd gotten worse, and that these cycles almost never go well for the president's party. Is that the same paper that, eleven days later, predicted Republicans are about to sweep both chambers?
On September 23rd, a Wednesday, the Cook Political Report moved two Senate races toward Democrats — Kansas and South Carolina, the same day. Kansas Republicans have held that seat for ninety-four years. Did Cook Political Report move South Carolina on the same Wednesday it moved Kansas?
Then this week. The New York Times and Siena polled five reliably Republican states and found Democrats performing strongly in all five, trying to flip Senate seats. The same week, CBS reported that the Senate GOP's own campaign group is pouring millions into defending that Kansas seat — defending it, not expanding past it. And in the middle of that stretch, on October 3rd, the Washington Examiner published an op-ed telling readers to clip and save it, because Republicans are going to win big, hold both the House and the Senate, and increase their margins in both.
I was standing in line at the bank Wednesday, the one on the corner, where the sign over the teller windows has read "ALL TELLERS AVAILABLE — NO WAIT" since before my car needed its last fan belt, and the line was out past the velvet rope and halfway to the door. Nobody updates that sign. The sign says what it has always said, whether or not the line agrees with it that day. Does a sign that never changes tell you anything about how long the line actually is?
I called my nephew back and told him what I'd really been asking. He said that's not impeachment anymore — once the prior statement is sitting in the same file, in the same office, under the same name, it isn't a surprise document anymore. Courts call that notice. You can't say you didn't know what your own office already had on record.
Oh — before I let you go. The op-ed says clip and save it. The same paper's own poll, twelve days earlier, had Democrats up five. Did the Washington Examiner clip and save that one too?
“Same paper runs a poll that puts Republicans down five points, then runs an op-ed telling you to clip and save a sweep prediction before the ink's dry on its own numbers. That's not forecasting, that's marketing, and the fact national Republicans are quietly moving money to save a Kansas seat they used to win in a walk is the only poll that matters. When the campaign checkbook moves, you've got your answer; the column was just there to keep you from looking at it.”
“Look, one columnist seeing the fundamentals doesn't mean panic, that's just clear-eyed analysis — did I say fundamentals? Forget I said that, that's the word you use right before you lose forty seats. Kansas is prudent resource allocation, not a fire, we've always— actually scratch "always," we didn't budget for it until this week.”
Earlier in this story
The receipts
Democrats are running an average of 11.5 points ahead of their 2024 baseline across 2026 special elections MultiState Elections, 2026 special-election tracking
Senate GOP group pours millions into defending Kansas seatThe race for control of the Senate is changing in the final weeks before the midterms, with the GOP defending several traditionally red-leaning states.
Democrats are running an average of 11.5 points ahead of their 2024 baseline across 2026 special elections MultiState Elections, 2026 special-election tracking
The polls are lying: Why the Republicans are about to sweep the midterm electionsClip and save this op-ed, because I may be the only person in the free world predicting that in the midterm elections next month, the Republicans are going to win and win big. They’re going to hold both the House and the Senate, and they’ll even increase their margins in both chambers. Here’s why.
In special elections, Democrats have retained 10 points more of their previous turnout than Republicans Ballotpedia, 26 February 2026
Senate Races in Republican States Tilt Toward Democrats, Polls FindDemocrats are performing strongly in five reliably Republican states where they are trying to flip Senate seats to win control of the chamber, new New York Times/Siena polls found.
· Polls show Republicans are staring down a midterm election reckoning from the morgue, 22 Sep 2026
· Democrats hold five-point lead over Republicans among registered voters ahead of midterm elections: Poll from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026
· Cook Political Report shifts Kansas, South Carolina Senate races toward Democrats from the morgue, 23 Sep 2026
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