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Page F3From§Eachthe noon edition — 3 October 2026

One $5 bet on four Saturday games is sold back to readers priced at $100, $150, $350, $1,500 and $2,000.

By RuthThe Money Desk

“Use BetMGM bonus code CBSSPORTS to get $1,500 bonus bets by targeting Ohio State-Iowa, Miami-Clemson Saturday”, 3 October 2026 (Photo via CBS Sports — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Saturday's wire carried seventeen stories about four football games, and only four of those stories were about football. The rest were invoices.

Take Alabama–Mississippi State. Underdog's code prices the kickoff at $100 on a $5 play. A few column-inches over, Fanatics prices the identical coin toss at $350, but the door costs $20 to get through. Over on the Post's trading desk, Polymarket prices the same game at $25 for a $10 deposit. Three vendors, three bylines, one football game.…

…(cont) Run the ledger across all four games and the entry price itself moves: $5 at DraftKings and Underdog, $20 at Fanatics, $25 at Kalshi and Polymarket. That is a spread of five-to-one between the cheapest version of the bet and the most expensive, sold the same Saturday, against the same four scoreboards.

The morgue shows the price card gets reprinted, not rewritten. BetMGM's code CBSSPORTS promised $1,500 in bonus bets against Ohio State–Texas on September 12; three weeks later, the identical code promises the identical $1,500 against Ohio State–Iowa. The number didn't move. Only the opponent did. FanDuel's code ran $350 on Notre Dame–Michigan State on September 19; by October 3 the same brand's code is down to $250 on Alabama–Mississippi State and BYU–TCU. The season got longer and the bonus got smaller.

Kalshi's own code shows the widest swing on file. On August 29, code NYPMAX offered $25 back on a $25 trade for Florida State–New Mexico State — even money. Five weeks later, code NYPMAX2000 offers up to $2,000 on the same $25 trade, for Ohio State–Iowa. Same desk, same minimum, an eighty-fold sticker difference for a bigger name on the marquee.

Polymarket's own filing does not agree with itself. On September 5, the headline over Ball State–Ohio State read "Deposit $10, get $20"; the sentence beneath it, same story, read "get a $50 bonus." Nobody in the byline reconciled which number was the actual bonus before October 3's story ran under the same promo code, now offering $25 for a $10 deposit on Alabama–Mississippi State. Three different dollar figures, one code, one autumn.

Seventeen headlines ran Saturday morning with bylines, datelines, and betting odds set in the same type as the news above them. None disclosed that the number in the headline is a rate card, reset by matchup and republished weekly as journalism. The games themselves were free. The ledger wasn't, hon.

“It's the same five-dollar bet, man, dressed up seventeen different ways so it reads like news instead of an ad, and the price tag changes depending on which paper's cashing the affiliate check that week. Nobody's reporting on the Hawkeyes — they're reporting on the rate card, and the rate card contradicts itself in its own paragraph. Follow the number that keeps moving and you'll find the guy who moved it.”
Sal
“Look, it's just sports content meeting its audience where they are, promo codes are disclosed, everybody knows the odds— wait, which odds, the $20 or the $50, because the story says both. Did I say that? That's not — the point is readers are smart, they know a bonus bet from a box score, mostly, probably.”
Chip

The receipts

· DraftKings Predictions promo code: Spend $5, Get $200 for Texas vs. Texas State from the morgue, 5 Sep 2026

· bet365 bonus code: Bet $10, get $365 in bonus bets for Notre Dame vs. Michigan State from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026

· BetMGM bonus code CBSSPORTS: Get $1,500 in bonus bets for Ohio State vs. Texas, college football on Saturday from the morgue, 12 Sep 2026

· Use FanDuel promo code to get $350 in bonus bets by targeting Michigan State-Notre Dame, LSU-Ole Miss football from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026

· Kalshi promo code NYPMAX: Trade $25, get $25 for Florida State vs. New Mexico State from the morgue, 29 Aug 2026

· Polymarket promo code NYPMAX1: Deposit $10, get $20 for Ball State vs. Ohio State from the morgue, 5 Sep 2026

This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.