Three-quarters of nations have rightly abolished capital punishment in law or practice, but killing by the state has surged in the US What is the kindest way to kill? That’s the question being asked once more following Tennessee’s failed attempts to execute Christa Pike for the brutal murder of a classmate, Colleen Slemmer, when she was…
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THE DOCKET
DOJ charges 16 noncitizens under a voter law a judge struck down four days earlier

As it ran on the front
Do I know what day the ruling came down? I do, actually. Give me one second, the pages get out of order on me — here. October 2nd. CBS News: a federal judge dismissed a case against a Jamaican national accused of illegally voting, ruling the law they were charged under unconstitutional. I didn't have to go looking for that date. I looked anyway, because I wanted to see it in print before I said anything else about it.
Now let me walk it back from there, in the order the paper has it.…
…(cont) September 2nd — Common Dreams, reporting on the New York Times' story — says the Department of Homeland Security had hundreds of agents going through state voter rolls, an operation DHS called, internally, the Unlawful Voter Initiative. That's the name they gave it. I didn't write that down wrong.
September 4th, the Washington Examiner: five people charged with illegally voting, or helping someone register to vote, in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Wisconsin. Two of the five identified as illegal immigrants, two more as noncitizens, one a U.S. citizen accused of assisting. That's two days after the DHS story. Two, not several. I counted it twice to be sure I had it right before I wrote it down a second time.
September 30th, the Guardian: the Department of Justice indicted ten more individuals on noncitizen-voting charges, in Minnesota this time. The paper called it the sixth announcement of its kind that month. Sixth. I read that one twice too.
Then October 2nd. The date I already had.
And then October 6th — the Daily Caller, today's wire: the Department of Justice charged sixteen noncitizens with voter fraud and illegal voting. Ten of the sixteen, the story says, were in Minnesota.
Whether those ten are the same ten from September 30th, I can't tell you. The wire from the 6th doesn't say, and the wire from the 30th doesn't either, so I'm leaving that where I found it — two facts, same state, same number, sitting on the same page without an introduction between them.
Here's where I'd usually walk out to the garage, because the fan belt on my car is a good stand-in for a thing you keep using after somebody's told you it's no good. But I didn't go near the garage this week. I went out to the driveway instead, to the car itself, because the inspection sticker on the windshield has its own date glued right onto the glass. After that date passes, the sticker doesn't peel itself off. It just stops being good for anything. The glass doesn't know the date went by. The car doesn't get a new piece of paper handed to it; it just keeps sitting there, stickered, same as the day before.
My wife asked what I was writing about tonight. I told her I wasn't sure yet. That part was true when I said it.
Oh — hold on, before you go. One more thing, and I'm sorry, because I brought this up once already and I don't like repeating myself inside the same column. But let me read the two dates back one more time, the other direction. Not which one came first — we've settled that, October 2nd, then October 6th. What I want to know is whether the paper the sixteen were charged under on the 6th carries a date on it earlier than the 2nd. Does the indictment cite the statute the way it stood before the ruling, or after?
“They had a federal judge rule the noncitizen-voting law unconstitutional on October 2nd, and four days later they charged sixteen more people under that exact law — that's not a mistake, that's the business model: file fast, let the case run for months, and the voter-fraud headline is already banked before any dismissal catches up. This is a midterm operation, not a law enforcement operation — DHS even named the roundup internally, the Unlawful Voter Initiative, like it's a product line. Whether the charges survive doesn't matter to them; the clip of "DOJ charges noncitizens" already ran everywhere it needed to.”
“Look — one ruling in one case doesn't erase a federal statute nationwide; the Justice Department has every right to keep charging under a law still on the books until a higher court says otherwise. Sixteen charges across three states just happening to land four days after that ruling isn't a pattern, it's enforcement continuing on schedule — wait, did I just say "four days after the ruling"? That's not what I meant to lead with.”
Earlier in this story
- Tennessee's next governor pledges a review of the botched execution, then answers it in the same breath. By Ruth · the coffee break edition, 6 October 2026
- Tennessee's botched execution of one woman postpones a man's lethal injection set for December. By Ruth · the midnight edition, 6 October 2026
- Pentagon revives firing squad as a historic first, the same week lethal injection needed forty minutes to fail. By Lou · the midnight edition, 6 October 2026
- Pentagon approves firing squad days after the drug meant to kill Christa Pike left her alive forty minutes. By Lou · the late evening edition, 5 October 2026
- Gary Wayne Sutton's execution is on hold because Tennessee's execution team keeps failing, not because his case changed. By Ruth · the early evening edition, 5 October 2026
- CEOs sign accord naming AI 'Super Intelligence,' then refuse to call it that when asked By Mitch · the sunrise edition, 4 October 2026
The receipts
Medicalizing and sanitizing capital punishment erase the deterrence it is supposed to create.
United Nations human rights experts on Thursday joined the growing chorus of people around the world outraged by Tennessee's two botched attempts to execute Christa Pike and called on the state to refrain from trying again to kill the 50-year-old woman. After a last-minute legal battle , the US Supreme Court allowed Tennessee to execute…
This represents the second failed attempt at an execution via lethal injection in Tennessee this year alone.
The botched lethal injection of Christa Pike led to the halting of all scheduled executions in the state.
Christa Pike was taken to a hospital after the failed attempts to put her to death in Tennessee on Wednesday night. Her condition was not known and officials have not said how she survived the deadly doses of pentobarbital.
“I’ve never seen anything like what we saw Wednesday night,” said one reporter who witnessed the execution attempt.
The prison commissioner in the southern US state of Tennessee has resigned over the failed execution of convicted murderer Christa Pike, Governor Bill Lee has said.
In Minnesota alone, ten aliens were charged with voter fraud.
· Trump DoJ indicts 10 individuals on noncitizen voting related charges in Minnesota from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· DOJ charges illegal voters in Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Wisconsin from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Trump 'Laying the Groundwork for Election Meddling' With DHS Hunt for Noncitizen Voters from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Judge says federal law banning noncitizen voting is unconstitutional from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Tennessee Corrections commissioner resigns days after failed Christa Pike execution from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Tennessee Prison Chief Was Hired Despite a Trail of Troubled Executions from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Prison chief in Christa Pike case oversaw five ‘botched’ executions, lawyers say from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Pike's botched execution renews death penalty scrutiny from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· After failed execution, health workers say Tennessee's method flouts medical ethics from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· Supreme Court Allows Execution of Christa Pike, Tennessee’s Lone Woman on Death Row from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· Federal court halts Christa Pike's execution from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· White House defends media outlet bans, now citing 'professionalism' standards from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Sunday Shows Preview: Trump bans 3 media outlets from White House; Parties make final cases as midterms approach from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026
· Vance defends White House media ban: ‘Politico is as anti-Trump as Breitbart was anti-Obama or anti-Biden’ from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026
· Vance defends Trump's media ban as 'totally appropriate' from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026
· Bill Clinton: 'There were lots of times when I wanted to ban the White House press corps' from the morgue, 25 Sep 2026
· Tennessee prison chief to resign after Christa Pike's failed execution, governor says from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Federal Appellate Court Halts Tennessee's Planned Execution of Christa Pike from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· Supreme Court declines Christa Pike's clemency appeal, with Tennessee set to execute first woman in 200 years from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026
· Supreme Court allows execution of Christa Pike to go forward from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· Tennessee court makes last minute move to temporarily halt Christa Pike's execution from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· DOJ petitions judge to reinstate White House ban on CNN, MS Now, and Politico from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Trump White House Restores Access to Politico, MS NOW, CNN Reporters Hours After Judge's Order from the morgue, 24 Sep 2026
· Judge orders White House to restore media access temporarily for blocked outlets from the morgue, 24 Sep 2026
· CNN, MS NOW and Politico reporters regain entry to White House from the morgue, 24 Sep 2026
· Tennessee prison system head to resign after failed Christa Pike execution from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Tennessee Prison Commissioner Resigns Days After Failed Execution from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Tennessee prison chief resigns after Christa Pike’s botched execution from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike’s Tennessee execution halted by court an hour before it was scheduled from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· Christa Pike thought her arm would ‘burst open’ during botched Tennessee execution: court docs from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Death row inmate unconscious on ventilator after botched execution for teen’s killing: attorneys from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike remains unconscious and on ventilator after failed execution in Tennessee from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike unconscious and intubated after failed execution, lawyers say from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike Was Unconscious and on Ventilator After Execution Attempt from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· How legislatures and the courts sabotage the death penalty from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Tennessee inmate survived two lethal injections, her lawyer says in motion to halt execution from the morgue, 28 Sep 2026
· Tennessee Attempted to Execute a Sexual Assault Victim from the morgue, 22 Sep 2026
· Tennessee prepares to execute the first woman in over 200 years from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026
· Questions emerge after Christa Pike's botched execution from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Tennessee executed Christa Pike by the book. She survived from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike in critical condition after failed execution attempts: Lawyer from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike left in ‘critical condition’ as Tennessee halts all executions from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike’s botched lethal injection takes focus off victim, jeopardizes execution: former police chief from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Tennessee suspends executions as Christa Pike’s lawyer says failed lethal injection leaves her in critical condition from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· States should not blindly Alabama's use of execution by nitrogen from the morgue, 28 Sep 2026
· Lawyers, experts urge Tennessee governor to commute Christa Pike’s sentence after botched execution from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Botched execution of death row inmate from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Legal expert on what could happen after botched execution of Christa Pike from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· After Failed Attempt to Execute Christa Pike, Tennessee Pauses a Planned Execution from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Lone woman death row inmate Christa Pike says she’s ‘at peace’ ahead of execution — as Tennessee gov. denies last-ditch bid for clemency from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026
· Judge restores Seattle US attorney who Trump fired after court appointment from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Judge rejects Trump administration arguments for withholding boat strike justification memo from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Fourth Circuit worried Trump’s US attorney appointments unlawfully cut out Senate from the morgue, 15 Sep 2026
· Judge blocks Trump executive order banning ‘birth tourism’ from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026
· Tennessee Pauses Executions After a Botched Lethal Injection from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· The Memo: Tennessee debacle revives bitter debate over death penalty from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· The Supreme Court of the United States rules 5–4 to lift the block on four federal executions scheduled for July and August. Convicted murderer Daniel Lewis Lee, whose execution was scheduled for the from the morgue, 14 Jul 2020
· The Supreme Court of the United States refuses to vacate a stay of execution issued by the Arkansas Supreme Court. Arkansas's highest court has also put on hold the execution of another inmate, Bruce from the morgue, 18 Apr 2017
· Judge blocks Trump's firing of top federal prosecutor in Seattle from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Judge reinstates Washington state US attorney fired by Trump from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· CNN, MS Now, and Politico ask judge to extend order pausing Trump’s ban from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026
· Trump dumbfounded on why death row inmate Christa Pike couldn’t be executed: ‘Should be easy to do’ from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Trump administration asks Supreme Court to OK transgender inmate policy from the morgue, 28 Sep 2026
· Infamous Murderer ‘Critically Ill’ After Surviving Two Botched Lethal Injections: REPORT from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Blackburn calls on TN to 'bring back' electric chair after botched Christa Pike execution from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Mom of Christa Pike’s victim has furious response to watching failed execution: ‘They f–ked up’ from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· What to know about pentobarbital after death row inmate survives 2 lethal injection doses from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Am I Lying to Myself About the Death Penalty? from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· United States district court judge Jeremy Fogel imposes a moratorium on lethal injections in California stating that they are unconstitutional. In an unrelated incident, the Governor of Florida Jeb Bu from the morgue, 15 Dec 2006
· John Marek becomes the 68th death row inmate in the state of Florida, United States to be executed by lethal injection since the death sentence was re-instated in 1979.(Miami Herald) from the morgue, 19 Aug 2009
· U.S. President Joe Biden commutes the death sentences of 37 out of the 44 federal death row inmates to life imprisonment. The exceptions are Dylann Roof, Robert Gregory Bowers, and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, from the morgue, 23 Dec 2024
· The death penalty: 50 years after reinstatement from the morgue, 16 Sep 2026
· After nitrogen execution blocked, Alabama inmate to die by lethal injection from the morgue, 17 Sep 2026
· Tennessee governor halts executions after Christa Pike survives 2 lethal injection attempts from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Christa Pike's failed execution follows another in Tennessee this year from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· US Supreme Court clears way for Tennessee woman's imminent execution from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
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