David Hearn is asking the Justice and Interior Dept. inspectors general to investigate his arrest and the dismissal of the case against him.
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DOJ prosecutors ignored their own evidence; a judge dismissed their case with prejudice, permanently.
As it ran on the front
The United States of America v. David Hearn, known around the courthouse as the Reflecting Pool Case, died October 1 in Washington, D.C. Superior Court, dismissed with prejudice by Judge Todd Edelman. It was born an indictment, the way these things are born, out of an accusation that the former Olympic canoeist had vandalized the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool — not the Reflecting Pool as metaphor, the actual shallow basin where tourists dangle their feet in August, a body of water with the depth and the dignity of a wading pool. The case was penny-ante from the start and it never got any bigger, only louder.
It is survived, awkwardly, by its own paper trail, which turned out to be the thing that killed it. On September 4, at a hearing on whether a future prosecutor might simply try again later, Judge Edelman pressed Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael Spence on remarks President Trump had made about Hearn, and asked, pointedly, whether a "meritless re-prosecution" was exactly what the government had in mind. Four weeks later the question answered itself. In a 26-page order, Edelman found the case deserved to die outright, not be quietly shelved for a second try. Dismissed with prejudice means dismissed for good — no sequel, no revival, no indictment waiting in a drawer. U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro, who had carried the case this far, was told by the order that she may not carry it any farther.…
…(cont) The case is preceded in death by the evidence that should have kept it alive. Hearn's lawyers now tell the Justice and Interior Department inspectors general that prosecutors ignored their own evidence to indict him in the first place, then told the court things about what they knew, and when they knew it, that the lawyers call "blatantly false." A case that cannot survive contact with its own file is not bad luck. It is bunk, filed under a federal seal.
Hearn is survived by his Olympic career, which the case never touched, and by the growing fraternity of Americans who have had to hire lawyers to prove they did not damage a puddle. He is also survived by the paperwork he filed this week, asking two inspectors general to look at exactly how a case this thin got this far, and who decided it should.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that the inspectors general actually open the file.
“They built a federal case over a puddle at a national monument, and it turns out the prosecutors sat on evidence that said their own case was garbage — then told a judge things that weren't true about what they knew. That's not law enforcement, that's a grudge with a badge. Nobody loses their job over this unless the guy they tried to railroad files the paperwork himself.”
“Look, you see potential damage to a national monument, you investigate — that's just prudent, that's good governance, that's — did I say "good governance"? Because the judge used the phrase "meritless re-prosecution" before we even got to that part, so let's not lean on that one. Bottom line, the case is dismissed, nobody's guilty of anything, nothing to see here.”
The receipts
A Washington, DC judge on Thursday shut down President Donald Trump's push to have the US Department of Justice indict a former Olympian on false charges of vandalizing the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. In a 26-page ruling , Washington, DC Superior Court Judge Todd Edelman said that charges against former Olympic canoeist David Hearn…
Lawyers for the former Olympian David Hearn accused prosecutors of ignoring their own evidence to indict him and then providing “blatantly false” information about what they knew when.
· Judge dismisses Reflecting Pool case against former Olympian with prejudice from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Judge permanently blocks Jeanine Pirro from pursuing charges against former Olympian in Reflecting Pool vandalism case from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Judge bars future Reflecting Pool charges against former Olympian from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Judge raises 'meritless re-prosecution' in Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool hearing from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
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