A Friday report from the US Bureau of Labor Statistics showed that the American job market is running on fumes. According to the BLS, the US economy added just 29,000 jobs in September, which was well below economists' forecasts of 90,000 jobs added on the month. Additionally, employment numbers for previous months were revised downward…
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Record stock market, record-low hiring, same week: the gains did not reach paychecks.
As it ran on the front
The ledger closed this week with the S&P 500 above 7,800 for the first time in its history, carried by a rally in AI chipmakers, the Nasdaq up alongside it, the Dow still short of the record it set back in August. Two ledgers, same stretch, same economy, opposite arithmetic.
Run it again against the receipt filed three and a half weeks before that one. Gas going into Labor Day weekend priced at $4.14 a gallon, a holiday record, against the old one, $3.82, set in 2012. Diesel hit its own highest price ever that same Friday. The calendar gap between the pump receipt and the payroll report is not the story. The column is.…
…(cont) One ledger tracks what a share of an AI chipmaker is worth to somebody who already owns one. The other tracks what an hour of somebody's labor is worth to the person who sold it. This week the first ledger posted a record. The second posted the weakest wage growth in five years. No entry anywhere in these three filings closes the gap between them; the market does not carry a line item for a paycheck.
That's the filing, hon. The 7,800 is a real number, dated October 6 on a real exchange's own tape. The 29,000 is a real number, filed on a Friday by a real federal bureau, with the two months behind it re-filed smaller than they were first filed. The $4.14 at the pump is a real number too, set against a record that had stood since 2012. Three receipts, three dates, one gap: the accounts that measure what you own are posting records this year; the accounts that measure what you earn are posting lows. Run that against every budget season somebody tells you there isn't enough money to go around. There is money. This week's filing shows exactly which column it landed in.
“The chip stocks go up because somebody's betting that AI needs more computers, and the market goes up because "number go up" is the only economic indicator Washington watches from a monitor instead of a paycheck. Twenty-nine thousand jobs in a month is not a jobs market, it's a rounding error with a press release, and whoever's July got revised into a net loss isn't getting invited to whatever just closed at 7,800. They keep saying there's no money for the thing you need — there was money this week, it just filed under somebody else's name.”
“A record S&P is the market casting a vote of confidence in this economy — investors are putting trillions behind the idea that the fundamentals are sound. The September jobs number came in light, sure, but hiring data lags the market, that's not a bug, that's — okay, three months of revisions in the wrong direction isn't exactly "lagging," that's just "wrong," but the point stands. Did I say that? That doesn't sound like me.”
The receipts
S&P tops 7,800 for first time in history as investors optimistic despite signs of instability in US economy The S&P 500 and Nasdaq closed at a record high after a rally around AI chipmakers and a dip in US treasury yields. At market’s close, the S&P 500 was up 0.58%, topping 7,800 for the first time in its history. The tech-heavy Nasdaq…
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