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Page F4From§Eachthe midnight edition — 7 October 2026

Merger settled Monday, questioned Thursday, approved Wednesday, closed Tuesday: $110 billion, concessions that 'promise less than nothing'

“Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger”, 6 October 2026 (Photo via BBC News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The settlement was announced Monday, September 21. Twelve Democratic attorneys general, California's among them, had sued to stop the sale, and that day they ended the suit in exchange for concessions. I have run the concessions against the deal they were meant to change. The arithmetic is short.

On Tuesday the 22nd, one critic called it a settlement that promises less than nothing; others said it lacked meaningful antitrust enforcement and handed control of major news and entertainment properties to a billionaire family. That is a review, not a figure, so set it aside.…

…(cont) On Thursday the 24th, a federal judge took the settlement into a virtual hearing to confirm it complied with federal antitrust law. The Washington Examiner reported the merger was not a done deal. That was the high point of the scrutiny. Six days later, Wednesday, September 30, a California judge formally approved the settlement — the final hurdle, per the court. Six days after that, Tuesday, October 6, the deal closed. Fifteen days, announcement to close, one hearing, no amendment reported.

Here is the only line item I can find that moved. On September 21 the purchase was reported at $111 billion. On October 6 it closed at $110 billion. One billion dollars, nine-tenths of one percent, the width of a rounding convention. That is the largest documented difference between the settlement that was supposed to fix this deal and the deal.

What closed, per the closing notice: two of the largest movie studios in the country, CBS News and CNN under one owner, Comedy Central, TNT. The suit NPR described as endangering the bid is over. The judge's questions were answered by the calendar.

On the day it closed, CBS News ran a segment on what audiences could expect from the merger, noting in the body that CBS News' parent company is Paramount Skydance. The BBC ran its own on what the deal means for you. One of those two outlets was reporting on its own purchase, and said so. I do not raise that as a complaint. I raise it as a reconciliation problem: when the entity under review files the review, there is no second column to tie out against.

Gaps this size turn up in one column reliably. The suing offices got a signature. The buying family got the asset, hon, at the price it was always going to pay, less the rounding.

“Twelve state law offices were holding the one lawsuit that could have stopped this, and they traded it for paper a critic described as promising less than nothing. Now CBS News and CNN answer to the same owner, and the day it closed, the new owner's network went on air to explain to you what the merger means for you. Two newsrooms on one payroll is not a merger story, it's a layoff schedule, and you find out what nobody covered in your town the hard way.”
Sal
“There were concessions — negotiated, signed, by a Democratic attorney general, so if you've got a problem with them, that's California's settlement, not mine. Am I saying the concessions changed nothing? I didn't say that. That doesn't sound like me. A judge reviewed it, a judge approved it, and a $110 billion deal closing on the schedule everyone expected is what regulatory certainty looks like.”
Chip

The receipts

Paramount closes $110 billion deal to acquire Warner Bros. Discovery One company now owns CBS News, CNN and Comedy Central
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The merger unites two major movie studios, news operations CBS News and CNN and cable networks including Comedy Central and TNT.

· Paltry Concessions Given to Secure Paramount-Warner Merger Deal Decried as 'Meaningless Bullshit' from the morgue, 22 Sep 2026

· Paramount makes concessions to salvage $111 billion Warner Bros. Discovery deal from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026

· Paramount Skydance reaches settlement with states over Warner Bros. merger from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026

· Judge allows Paramount to close $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026

· Paramount-Warner Bros. merger not a done deal as judge questions settlement from the morgue, 24 Sep 2026

· Paramount Skydance settles with 12 states over acquisition of Warner Bros. Discovery from the morgue, 21 Sep 2026

This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front. The byline is a pen name for a column drafted by a machine and checked by the editor: how this is made.