Page T3From§Eachthe wee small hours edition — 7 October 2026
As it ran on the front
The emails are the kind the Washington Post reads the way a document wants to be read: clause by clause. Police officers who get deputized to make immigration arrests for ICE used to sit through a longer training course on the nation's immigration laws. The course got shorter. That is the sentence, and for now it is the whole file.
All together now — the instruction on the nation's immigration laws gets "scaled back." Scaled back is the verb the emails give us. They do not give us a before-and-after hour count, a dropped syllabus page, a reason logged anywhere a citizen could check it against the old course. We do not supply what the document withholds. We just read what's there, out loud, in order.…
…(cont) The same week the emails became public, CBS News published a second document: a camera riding along with ICE agents as they track and arrest a man in Georgia. It is worth saying plainly what that tape does and does not do. It does not say which training course put those particular agents on that particular street. The emails, in turn, do not say whose arrest, on whose tape, their shortened course produced. The two documents share a calendar week. They do not share a confirmed cast.
Different agency, different ocean, same shape. A training program keeps running, or keeps shrinking, and the record of why sits thin on the page. No correction to the College's programme appears in that finding. No accounting of the human-rights designation against the thirteen sessions does either.
We are still waiting on a reply. The request is now itself a clause — logged, dated, unanswered — the same shape as everything else in this file: scaled back, and nobody required to say by how much, or to whom it was explained.
“Here's the con: you don't need to ban a law, you just need to teach less of it to the guy with the badge and the clipboard who gets to decide who goes in the van. Nobody has to prove the camera crew and the shortened class are the same officer — the point is the agency gets to hand out federal arrest power with less homework every single time and call the gap in the paperwork an oversight. That gap is the whole business model.”
“Look, a streamlined course is just — efficiency, that's the word, we modernized the curriculum, we didn't cut it. Did I say "cut"? That's not — the training is tailored. And the ride-along, that's transparency, that's the agency letting cameras in, which is the opposite of hiding something, so really if anything this proves — okay, I should probably stop there.”
The receipts
ICE's department got a $70 billion infusion in the reconciliation package NBC News, May 2026
Emails show how ICE trimmed training for deputized officersPolice officers helping ICE arrest unauthorized immigrants were given a shortened training course that scaled back instruction on the nation’s immigration laws.
Republicans' reconciliation package puts $70 billion into ICE's department NBC News, May 2026
Watch: Reporter rides along with ICE as arrest carried outCBS News immigration correspondent Camilo Montoya-Galvez rides along with ICE agents as they track a man slated for arrest in Georgia.
· UK police trained officers in states flagged over human rights, finds Declassified UK from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026
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