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Page A205From§Eachthe coffee break edition — 7 October 2026

Senate hearing titled "Targeting of Republicans" reveals special counsel seized nearly 5,000 of their checks

“Declassified docs raise questions about Jack Smith’s Trump trial testimony and more top headlines”, 7 October 2026 (Photo via Fox News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

I have to say something nice about this hearing title before I get to the number sitting under it — nearly five thousand checks is a lot to put under any title. Hang on, let me find the title itself — here it is: "Oversight of Jack Smith's Abuse of Authority and the Targeting of Republicans and Related Matters." That's honest work; somebody sat with that sentence a while. The number under it, the whistleblower disclosure says, is personal checks written by donors to President Trump, seized in Jack Smith's investigation. I checked the page twice, just to be sure.

So that's the title page. At the hearing itself — this part's from CBS, so check me — Mr. Smith testified under oath that he wasn't swayed by partisan interests, and he doubled down that the president committed crimes. Same morning, same chair, the nine o'clock start the Washington Examiner had on its calendar. If he wasn't swayed by partisan interests, whose checks turned up in that count — Republican donors, or everyone's? The page I've got only names one side: Trump's donors.…

…(cont) There's a part of that hearing I keep coming back to, not the checks, something else. A senator, Schmitt, tried to catch Mr. Smith on whether he'd gone to a basketball game, Hawks and Warriors, February third, two years back. Mr. Smith said he hadn't, and Common Dreams says the trap fell apart in real time. Why didn't the checks need a trap like that one did? They just got read into the record — Grassley's record, not a cross-examination.

Here's where I had to flip back in the notebook. The outlet that printed the checks number, The Federalist, is the same outlet running a piece this week asking who pays if "Jack Smith's goons" don't. They ran the checks count on the Tuesday of the hearing, and the op-ed after, saying innocent Americans will bear the brunt if elected officials don't punish Smith and the others. Which bill do they mean? The checks already came out of somebody's account. I don't see a second number for what the punishing costs, and I looked.

This morning — October seventh, more than a week past that Tuesday hearing — Fox News runs a piece saying declassified documents raise questions about Mr. Smith's trial testimony. Not the Senate testimony; the trial testimony — the Fox headline is careful about that, and so am I. I read it twice to get the date right. This time there's one hearing, one Tuesday, and one story eight days later about an older case. Has anyone put them in the same file yet? I didn't find that page.

I tried to picture the number out in the garage, where I keep the toolbox and a coffee can of bolts I never sort. I started counting those bolts while the car charged — fan belt again — and gave up past four hundred, bored, and that can doesn't even close right. That count is something like twelve of those cans. I don't own twelve coffee cans. The Senate, apparently, does.

Oh — one more thing, before I close the notebook. The hearing title says the committee was overseeing the targeting of Republicans. The only count on the page in front of me isn't a count of anything done to one. It's a count of what one investigation kept. Does the record anywhere put a number on cases Mr. Smith brought that didn't hold up? I went looking. The only number I've got, the one I keep writing down, is the checks — nearly five thousand checks.

“They hauled Jack Smith in to accuse him of targeting Republicans, then put out paperwork showing his investigation covered nearly five thousand of their donor checks. That is not proof he broke any rule; it is proof the file was thick. The same outlet handing us that count is the one asking who's going to pay for "Smith's goons" — watch whose wallet they mean when they say pay.”
Sal
“Look, this is simple: unelected prosecutors weaponized the Justice Department against conservatives, and a count like five thousand checks is exactly the kind of overreach voters deserve answers on — wait, did I just call a prosecutor pulling bank records "overreach" while also demanding he be prosecuted for not pulling enough of them? Forget I said that, next question.”
Chip

The receipts

· WATCH LIVE: Jack Smith testifies before the Senate Judiciary Committee from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026

· Jack Smith doubles down, testifies that Trump committed crimes from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026

· Jack Smith Seized Nearly 5,000 Checks Written By Trump Donors from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026

· Jack Smith faces Senate grilling as Republicans press for criminal charges against him from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026

· ‘So Embarrassing’: Watch GOP Senator's Attempt to Corner Trump Prosecutor Jack Smith Implode in Real Time from the morgue, 29 Sep 2026

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