Page S18From§Eachthe evening edition — 11 October 2026
Tennessee sold the beer at half price to fill Neyland early for a president stumping for the bill, up for Senate passage Monday, that writes the working terms of the athletes on the field below.
Hot Mic Moment
Off the record while they fix my feed. That senator's stated goal is to have the president sign the bill live on that same show. So the Senate writes the rules for the athletes, the association that runs the games backs the bill, and the broadcast books the signing. That is not a pregame show. That is a committee room with better lighting and a sideline reporter. Put this reporter on the political desk. I can call fourth-and-one from memory. I would rather call this.
Gushis side
GUS: Ladies and gentlemen, this reporter has filed from press boxes in every conference in the land, and he has never before been obliged to describe a promotional beverage price as an instrument of state. Yet that is the assignment.
GUS: The pageantry was considerable. The new-look Air Force One came over the rim, the crowd roared, and the number-one Longhorns escaped the number-fourteen Volunteers in a Southeastern Conference thriller — the first college contest the president had attended since January's national championship, in which the University of Miami defeated Indiana.
GUS: To the legislation, which this reporter has tracked since its introduction in May. The Senate voted Monday the fifteenth to advance it — the furthest a collegiate sports bill has ever traveled in the Congress — after Senator Ted Cruz of Texas carried the case onto ESPN's College GameDay before a rowdy Saturday gathering.
GUS: A word, too, for the gals in the stands, who turned out in orange by the thousand and lent the afternoon a courtesy the gentlemen in the lower bowl could not be bothered to supply.
GUS: Which returns this reporter to the field, where Colin Simmons recorded five sacks and Raleek Brown scored twice beneath the suites. The Hill describes a bill setting national rules for compensating college athletes and limiting transfers. The Nation, on September eighteenth, says the bill threatens those athletes' labor rights.
GUS: The sequel is on the calendar. On Wednesday, October seventh, Fox News reported Hurricane Isaias bearing down on the Georgia–Alabama showdown in Tuscaloosa, a game the president plans to attend, with the Secret Service preparing. The New York Post called it a nightmare scenario. This reporter has read both items twice. The preparation they record is for the visit. They record nothing for getting the stands out.
Trudyher side
The price is right, Gus — Fox News, that same Saturday: gates early, fifty percent off. Now finish the sentence. The Washington Examiner puts the president inside that full bowl stumping for the Protect College Sports Act, which the Senate was expected to pass that Monday. The discount filled the room the pitch needed.
Turn that trophy back around, Gus. The Hill, September twenty-third: Indiana defeated Miami. The flyover, the roar and the conference you have dead to rights. You simply handed the crown to the team that lost it.
NBC News, September fifteenth: the Senate voted Tuesday to advance it. Your month is good and your rowdy Saturday is good — Washington Examiner, September twelfth — and your weekday is one day early. Buy a calendar, Gus. The stadium store sells them.
Those are fans, Gus, not chaperones. Fox News walked that concourse and quoted them on the record hoping the president would stay the whole game. Same ticket, same half-price tab, same opinion about the fourth quarter.
Elie Mystal wrote it, The Nation, September eighteenth: Cruz's college-sports bill threatens athletes' labor rights. And The Hill, the day of the game, calls that Monday the senators' last chance before recessing into the lame-duck period. The people doing the work got the loudest afternoon of their lives and no vote on the terms.
Correct, and say the rest flat, Gus: what the wire documents on October seventh is a hurricane pointed at a full stadium and a protective detail preparing for one arrival. Only one of those has a plan printed in the paper.
Sugar, your microphone was live and you just called a football broadcast a committee room on an open feed; lie down when we are off. Now the receipts. The Hill, September fourteenth: Cruz told reporters he wants the president to sign the bill live on ESPN's College GameDay. The Hill, September eighteenth, Kirk Herbstreit defending the booking: "We had him on because they were going to be voting this week."
The receipts
· https://www.foxnews.com/outkick-sports/hurricane-isaias-threatens-georgia-vs-alabama-sec-showdown-trump-plans-tuscaloosa-visit the receipt
· https://nypost.com/2026/10/06/sports/possible-hurricane-threatens-alabama-georgia-game-trump-slated-to-attend/ the receipt
· Trump reveals he will return to Alabama in a week to watch Crimson Tide face Georgia from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Trump says he will attend Georgia-Alabama football game in Tuscaloosa from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Trump says he will attend Alabama vs Georgia college football game at Bryant-Denny Stadium from the morgue, 3 Oct 2026
· Trump set to attend Tennessee-Texas football game in Knoxville from the morgue, 23 Sep 2026
· Trump stumps for Protect College Sports Act at Texas-Tennessee game: ‘Bipartisanship for the first time in a while’ from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· No. 1 Texas escapes Tennessee with thrilling SEC victory as President Trump watches on from Neyland Stadium from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Audio problems plague ABC for Texas-Tennessee after warning of possible disruptions with Trump at game from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Trump met with roaring cheers at University of Tennessee-Texas Longhorns college football game from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Air Force One does majestic flyover before Trump attends highly anticipated Texas-Tennessee game from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Trump trolls reporter: I don’t want fake news ‘like you’ from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· SEC crowd greets Trump with massive cheers ahead of Tennessee-Texas showdown from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Trump to attend major Texas vs. Tennessee college football game — and coaches are worried about disruptions from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Tennessee fans excited for Trump's attendance at game vs Texas: 'I hope he stays the whole game' from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Trump to attend Texas-Tennessee football game as he pushes college sports bill from the morgue, 24 Sep 2026
· Cruz: Trump should sign college sports bill live on ESPN's 'College GameDay' once passed from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026
· Cruz faces rowdy crowd at College GameDay while promoting the Protect College Sports Act from the morgue, 12 Sep 2026
· GOP hopeful removes ‘Pro-Trump’ mention from campaign slogan in deep-red seat from the morgue, 23 Sep 2026
· Tennessee uses unusual alcohol tactic to get fans there early with President Trump attending Texas showdown from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Live updates: Trump attends Texas-Tennessee football game in Knoxville; US, China to cut tariffs on $30 billion worth of goods from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· Trump wants the Protect College Sports Act passed. What to know about the legislation. from the morgue, 26 Sep 2026
· We Need to Protect College Sports from Ted Cruz from the morgue, 18 Sep 2026
· This week on the Hill: Senate eyes final passage on college sports bill from the morgue, 20 Sep 2026
· College football pressure index: Four coaches, two QBs and one coordinator under the gun in Week 4 from the morgue, 20 Sep 2026
· Senate votes to move forward with Protect College Sports Act from the morgue, 15 Sep 2026
· Kirk Herbstreit defends having Ted Cruz on 'College GameDay' from the morgue, 18 Sep 2026
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