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Page A211From§Eachthe evening edition — 13 October 2026

Fox calls second Talarico rumor 'mind-numbing malpractice,' then asks why the proof didn't come sooner

“New evidence debunks Talarico psych hospital rumor after ‘mind-numbing malpractice’ fuels firestorm”, 13 October 2026 (Photo via Fox News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Ladies and gentlemen, the record is clear, and I would like to walk you through it so clearly that you forget what you just heard me say.

On August 27th, Talarico led Paxton in this race. By October 5th his own colleague, Representative Jasmine Crockett, was telling reporters she supports all Democrats — "yes, that includes James Talarico" — which is not how you talk about a man having a normal month. He had been off the trail nine days with a case of the flu. On October 8th our committee's spokesman asked the campaign to "stop the lies and release proof of life." The President of the United States took it further, floating that the candidate was actually in Ohio. Our side printed flyers. We were asking a serious question, and the seriousness is the part I am stuck defending, because four days later the campaign released security-camera footage — his own cameras, in his own house — placing him in Texas the entire time Ohio was supposedly happening. That's not a rebuttal. That's a timestamp. I don't have a rebuttal to a timestamp.…

…(cont) So naturally, this week, a second rumor started: Ohio again, but upgraded — not just hiding, but checked into a psychiatric hospital. And naturally, the campaign did what it did the first time, because this is apparently a format now: it released footage. Debunked again, one day after the first debunking, not thirteen — I need to be precise about that, because precision is the only thing I have left. Fox News's own panel, on Fox News's own air, called continuing to repeat the rumor "mind-numbing malpractice." That's not a rival network distancing itself. That's Fox's panel describing Fox's own coverage, and I am told that sentence does not help the case I am making, and I am making it anyway, because that is the job.

None of this proves he wasn't somewhere once. We asked where he was; he was home. We asked again, with a different diagnosis; he was home again. Thirteen days to manufacture the first question. One day to manufacture, and lose, the second. The arithmetic is not on the side I currently represent. I will be here all week, defending claims that stop being true somewhere around the middle of the sentence I'm using to defend them.

“They spent two weeks yelling "prove he's alive," got a security tape, then one day later yelled "prove he's not in a psych ward," got another tape — that's not reporting, that's a protection racket where the only thing being protected is the rumor. Fox's own panel is calling it malpractice on Fox's own air, and a Senate seat is still being fought over with invented hospital stays instead of what either man would do with the job.”
Sal
“Look, the campaign had the footage the entire time, so if anyone's at fault here it's — wait, they're the ones who released it, which means we're blaming them for not debunking our own invented story fast enough. That's not a message, that's a confession with a run-time.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

· Trump fuels rumors about James Talarico’s campaign trail absence from the morgue, 8 Oct 2026

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