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Republican opposed to Omar on abortion and guns finds one point of agreement: this investigation is bullshit.

“Greene labels Trump administration's Omar investigation 'bulls‑‑‑'”, 15 October 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Give me a second. I had this dated, I'm sure I had it dated — here. Monday. October twelfth. That's the page I need.

Monday's the raid. Agents went into the Congresswoman's home in Washington, and the Justice Department put its own name on it after the fact — "judicially authorized," that's their phrase, a judge signed off, "ongoing criminal investigation," that's the other one. I wrote both down in quotes because I wanted to get the wording right. Official wording. I underlined "ongoing."…

…(cont) What's it about? Next line. CBS is citing sources who say the paperwork at the center of this is immigration paperwork — filled out by her father, when she was a child. Not paperwork she filed herself. Paperwork filled out for her, by somebody else, back when she wasn't old enough to fill out her own forms. I wrote "child" and circled it, because that's the word in the reporting, not mine.

Same page: the Attorney General. Blanche. CBS says he was personally aware of the search. I'll be straight with you, the reporting doesn't say when he became aware, just that he was, so that's all I wrote — "aware" — and I left it there, because I don't put down more than I've got.

The Congresswoman put out a statement that same Monday. Her words, not mine: an attempt to target "political enemies" — plural, I went back and checked that twice — and "weaponize law enforcement." She said she would not be silenced. I wrote that part down slow.

And then, same page, same Monday — a reporter asks the President if he had anything to do with any of it. He says no. Nothing to do with him. I wrote that right underneath her statement, because on one page you've got the raid, her answer to it, and his denial of it, all before the day's out.

A couple days go by quiet. I was out on the porch Wednesday morning with the toolbox open, sorting sockets back into the tray — the quarter-inch, the half-inch, the ones that haven't had a home in years because the set's missing half its pieces — dog working over the same spot in the yard he always works over, when the next page starts. Phone seized. Relatives subpoenaed. I wrote "a dozen" at first and then crossed it out, because I didn't have a real count and I won't put one down I can't back up. Just "relatives." Plural. That's what's on the page.

Wednesday's also when a Republican — a former colleague of hers, someone who told everybody, right out loud, that she's pro-life where the Congresswoman's pro-choice, for the Second Amendment where she's for gun control, "on and on," opposite on everything they could name — looked at this same investigation, the one sitting on all my other pages, and called it bullshit. Her word. I wrote it down because I went back through every other page first, looking for it anywhere else — "judicially authorized," "ongoing criminal investigation," "personally aware" — and it isn't there. Not once. Not from the Department. Not from the Attorney General. Not from the President, who only told me what it had nothing to do with.

Oh — before you go. I'm sorry, I said I'd only bring that word up once, and here I am flipping back to it. I just want to ask you something, since you've seen the same pages I have: in all of this — the raid, the subpoenas, the phone they took — has anybody running it ever once called it what the one person outside it, who disagrees with the Congresswoman on everything else, finally called it out loud — bullshit?

“They're not chasing fraud, they're chasing a dead man's paperwork to get at a sitting congresswoman they can't beat at the ballot box. A Republican who disagrees with her on abortion and guns just said out loud what the rest of them won't: bullshit. If they can subpoena a signature that isn't even hers, they can subpoena anybody's family.”
Sal
“This is a straightforward law-enforcement matter — a judge signed off, that's the system working exactly as it— wait, the President went out of his way to say he had nothing to do with it, so maybe that's not the point I was making. The Attorney General being personally aware just shows appropriate oversight, and if one of her own ideological opposites on abortion and guns is calling the investigation bullshit, I'm sure that's coincidence. Did I say coincidence? That doesn't sound like me.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

The DOJ disbanded its crypto enforcement team in April 2025 and ordered inconsistent investigations closed - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)

Ilhan Omar raid concerns immigration paperwork from when she was a child, sources say
CBS Newsmainstream§

Federal agents searched Rep. Ilhan Omar's Washington, D.C., home Monday morning. Sources tell CBS News a yearslong probe into Omar involves immigration paperwork that was completed by her late father when she was a child.

The DOJ disbanded its crypto enforcement team in April 2025 and ordered inconsistent investigations closed - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)

Omar's phone seized, relatives subpoenaed: AP source
The Hillmainstream§

Federal authorities seized Rep. Ilhan Omar's (D-Minn.) phone and issued subpoenas to some of her relatives as part of an ongoing criminal investigation. The subpoenas were issued as part of a federal grand jury probe of alleged fraud involving Omar’s immigration paperwork, The Associated Press reported, citing a person familiar with the…

The DOJ disbanded its crypto enforcement team in April 2025 and ordered inconsistent investigations closed - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)

AG Blanche was personally aware of search at Ilhan Omar's home, sources say
CBS Newsmainstream§

Sources tell CBS News that Monday's search of Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar's home is tied to potential false statements and immigration fraud, including paperwork that was completed when Omar was a child. Homeland security correspondent Nicole Sganga has more.

Ilhan Omar’s Home Raided by DHS Following Trump-GOP Deportation Threats DOJ raided a sitting congresswoman's home over a claim an immigration expert calls 'even weaker than it already seems'
Common Dreams§

Following years of threats from President Donald Trump and other Republicans to deport Rep. Ilhan Omar, the Minnesota congresswoman's Washington, DC home was raided on Monday morning by agents with the Department of Homeland Security. The US Department of Justice (DOJ) has confirmed that the raid was carried out as part of a judicially…

The DOJ disbanded its crypto enforcement team in April 2025 and ordered inconsistent investigations closed - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)

Ilhan Omar says she will not be silenced after federal agents raid her home
The Guardianmainstream§

Trump and key allies have accused Omar of immigration fraud, and have called to expel her from the country Federal agents searched Representative Ilhan Omar ’s home on Monday morning as part of a criminal investigation, according to the Department of Justice and reports in the Associated Press and Fox News. In a social media post later…

Everything we know about Ilhan Omar’s family amid high-profile DHS investigation
New York Postright§

A federal raid on Rep. Ilhan Omar’s Washington, DC pad has placed the controversial Democrat and her relatively unknown family in the spotlight as Homeland Security investigators near the end to a long investigation into whether Omar was actually older than 17 when she received automatic US citizenship from her naturalized father — a…

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