The scathing critique in newspaper Le Figaro took aim at Macron, France’s justice system and immigration policies after nationwide protests erupted into violence.
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Trump and Putin call French protests 'migrant chaos'; France's own right-wing paper calls it Macron's 'indelible stain.'
As it ran on the front
Today we are making something that has stuck fast to the bottom of the pan, which two men on the far side of an ocean have each scraped at and called by a different name. On Saturday, half a million people marched across France over school funding and the cost of living. Masked groups set fires and attacked public buildings, including city halls.
Clive Scraped at and renamed. That's practically my method with a stanza, and nobody's called it craft to my face yet.
…(cont) Emmanuel Macron called it "unrestrained violence" by "insurrectionist elements from radical far-left groups, joined by numerous criminals"; on Sunday he had voiced the public's "anger" and "shame." The arrests that Sunday stood at around 2,000; by Monday the count had settled at more than 1,800.
Gary Craft. You glued craft to the kitchen door yourself, and it still won't shut, which is more than your stanza manages.
Begin further back, in September, at a single school in a deprived suburb of Paris, where students protested teacher shortages, overcrowded classrooms and buildings beset by rats and falling debris. By 6 October nearly 2,000 French high schools were blockaded or closed, and French authorities had made arrests of their own.
Keith A door that won't shut is a feature nobody's priced. Card reader, charge for entry -- I could have it listed by Thursday.
Two days later, on 8 October, the unrest reached Belgium, where a government minister called the spillover "a real, serious, and imminent risk" and set the blame on antifa.
Rob Card reader on a kitchen door. That's the landlord's dream, and the rent's still due Friday whichever side you're stood.
Take the migration claim by both ends and turn it over: the causes named -- school funding, cost of living, the arson itself -- mention migration nowhere.
On the Sunday, Le Figaro, the conservative daily there, has it as an "indelible stain," aimed at Macron, at the justice system and at immigration policy. Fox News, carrying the same critique at home, printed the events as "riots."
Le Monde, on the Monday, has the claim the other way round: the MAGA movement and the Kremlin, with European far-right groups, called the same weekend "migrant chaos" and "Europe's decline," while other observers saw in it a sign of "the Macron era's twilight." The words quoted from Macron on the same riot run to anger, shame, insurrectionist elements and numerous criminals; migrant is not among them. You will be looking for a resignation; the receipts carry none, only two verdicts, pulling apart.
Clive Twilight, is it. Rob's had us in that since the boiler went, and the rent still finds us before the dark does.
This serves the governments that did not have to answer for a school in a Paris suburb: the claim travels from Washington and Moscow by Monday, and the bill for the rats and the falling debris stays behind in France.
Rob Stays behind. Imagine a bill staying where it's run up -- I'll believe that when ours does.
“Half a million people marched because the schools have rats in the walls and the rent's crushing everybody, and two heads of state look at that and see migrants. Even the French right couldn't make that one stick -- their own conservative paper pinned it on their own president, not on anybody who crossed a border. When the countries that can't fund a classroom go looking for someone else's problem to blame, follow the money, not the finger.”
“Look, you've got masked agitators torching city halls, that's not nothing, that's -- okay, fine, Putin saying the same thing we're saying isn't a great look, I didn't pick the roommate. The chaos speaks for itself, and if Le Figaro wants to make it about Macron's own government, that's a French argument, that's not on us. Did I just agree with the French right-wing paper? Forget I said that.”
The receipts
The MAGA movement and the Kremlin, along with European far-right groups, described the demonstrations in France as a consequence of immigration and the decline of 'Western civilization,' while other observers saw them as a sign of the Macron era's twilight.
Around half a million people took part in marches across France over poor school conditions and high cost of living, but they were overshadowed by what President Emmanuel Macron called "unrestrained violence" by "insurrectionist elements from radical far-left groups, joined by numerous criminals." Aidan Stretch is in Paris with the…
Nearly 2,000 French high schools are blockaded or closed today amid massive student-led protests over school funding and inequality. The demonstrations began in September at a single school in the economically deprived suburbs of Paris, where students protested teacher shortages, overcrowded classrooms and dilapidated school buildings…
French President Emmanuel Macron on Sunday voiced the public’s “anger” and “shame” over rioting and looting during nationwide protests against rising living costs and poor conditions in schools.
Authorities said masked groups on Saturday set fires and attacked public buildings, including city halls, in several cities.
· French student riots spill across Europe as Belgian minister attributes violence to antifa from the morgue, 8 Oct 2026
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