Hearn's lawyers complain the inspector general has referred the case to the Office of Professional Responsibility, a unit that was largely gutted and lacks independence.
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DOJ watchdog says weaponized prosecution isn't its job, hands it to the office it already gutted.
As it ran on the front
On October 1, in a 26-page order, Judge Todd Edelman dismissed the Reflecting Pool vandalism case against the former Olympic canoeist with prejudice — the Justice Department can never bring it again. Attorney Jeanine Pirro, a weaponization ploy, and noted the case had already imploded on its own before the dismissal made it official.
A dismissal with prejudice is usually the last page of a story. Here it was the first page of a different one. Five days later, on October 6, Hearn's lawyers wrote to the inspectors general at the Justice Department and the Interior Department, asking them to examine how a felony case against an Olympian with no record of vandalism got built in the first place. The letter went to two watchdogs. Fifteen days after that, one of them answered.…
…(cont) On October 21, the Justice Department's inspector general told Hearn's lawyers the complaint fell outside its jurisdiction. All together now — read that sentence twice: a prosecution a sitting judge called weaponized, examined by the office built to examine prosecutions, is not this office's business. The inspector general did not decline to act on the complaint. It declined to recognize it as the kind of complaint it handles.
The watchdog did not leave the letter unanswered, exactly. It forwarded it to the Office of Professional Responsibility, the Justice Department's internal unit for investigating its own lawyers.
The case against Hearn ran its entire life inside the building that charged him. It was built by prosecutors employed by the same department that employed the prosecutor who brought it. It was ended by a judge who does not work there. And when Hearn's lawyers asked the one office designed to check that department's own conduct, the request was filed under a jurisdiction that does not cover it, then handed to a desk the department has already emptied out. The case is closed. The question the dismissal order asked out loud is sitting in a drawer marked Office of Professional Responsibility, waiting for whoever is left there to open it.
“They build a felony case, a judge calls it weaponized and kills it for good, and the office that's supposed to check how it got built tells you it's not their department. Then they ship the complaint to the one unit they already hollowed out themselves — that's not oversight, that's a filing cabinet with the key already thrown away. This is how you charge someone twice: once in court, once by making sure nobody ever answers for the first time.”
“Look, jurisdiction is jurisdiction — the inspector general reviews Justice Department conduct, not what a judge writes in a dismissal order, that's just how the — did I say chain of command? Forget I said that. Point is, the Office of Professional Responsibility exists for exactly this. It's right there in the name.”
The receipts
The DOJ disbanded its own crypto enforcement team and ordered inconsistent investigations closed in April 2025 - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)
DOJ watchdog passes off investigation into case of Olympian who was charged in Reflecting Pool caseThe Justice Department’s inspector general has declined to investigate the handling of the case against David Hearn, a former Olympic athlete accused of damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, prompting his lawyers to call for an independent review of alleged misconduct by federal officials. The department’s internal watchdog said…
· Judge permanently blocks Jeanine Pirro from pursuing charges against former Olympian in Reflecting Pool vandalism case from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Lawyers urge watchdogs to examine Reflecting Pool case against ex-Olympian from the morgue, 6 Oct 2026
· Former Olympian charged in Reflecting Pool vandalism case urges inspectors general to investigate prosecution from the morgue, 6 Oct 2026
· Another Trump DOJ Weaponization Ploy Implodes as Judge Permanently Ends Reflecting Pool Vandalism Case from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
· Judge dismisses Reflecting Pool case against former Olympian with prejudice from the morgue, 1 Oct 2026
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