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Israel bars European lawmakers who came to watch the olive harvest its settlers are burning; it votes Tuesday

“Israel Has Committed Genocidal Acts in Gaza Since Cease-Fire, U.N. Human Rights Panel Says”, 26 October 2026 (Photo via The New York Times — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Before anybody votes tomorrow, could somebody walk me through the paperwork? Not the politics — I'm no good at politics. The paperwork. Somebody sat down on Monday and turned five legislators around at a bridge, and I would like to see how a person does that, step by step, because I have never done it.

I wrote the names down. It's in the raincoat — hold on — no, that's the inspection sticker... ah, here. "The Israeli government on Monday blocked a group of European legislators seeking to observe the olive harvest in the occupied West Bank." Clive Lewis, British Labour. Lara Bird, Scottish National Party. Kate Nevens, Scottish Green. Sam Tarry, formerly Labour. Josu Estarrona Elizondo, a Spanish senator. Denied entry from Jordan. They had a date: October 31st, the Qamar al-Balad Farm, in the village of Farkha.…

…(cont) So walk me through the morning. They come to the window with the passports. Somebody takes them. Somebody checks something — a list, a screen, a call to an office. Then somebody says no, and somebody hands the passports back. How many people is that, four? Does the one at the window know why, or do they just read what comes up?

I ask because of the toll plaza on the way in. The one in the booth has a job, and the job is not deciding. They can't turn me back over my fan belt. Somebody in an office decided what that booth does and wrote it down, and the booth does it. So I keep looking for the office.

And what were they coming to watch? Same page: "Earlier this month, Israeli settlers attacked the farm and attempted to burn its poultry shed before being repelled by local residents." On the 16th, roughly 80 masked men came down on an olive grove near Abu Falah, hurled rocks, torched the trees, and brutalized a Washington Post journalist, Heidi Levine. Eighty men in a grove, five legislators at a bridge, and the ones who got stopped were the five. Which window did the eighty come through?

The dates sit close together. On Friday the prime minister's own statement — I copied it exact — ordered the army to "immediately impose a lockdown on Hebron and prepare for a full lockdown of the entire" West Bank, after a gun battle that left two Palestinians dead and at least five Israeli soldiers wounded, which the statement blamed on Hamas. Since Friday, over 3,000 Palestinians have been displaced from their homes in Hebron. And Monday — the same Monday as the bridge — a UN-mandated commission filed nineteen pages finding Israel has committed "war crimes and the crimes against humanity of extermination, persecution, torture, rape," and that genocidal acts continue in Gaza after what the report calls the so-called ceasefire. Israel condemned the report. Tuesday, they vote: the first election since October 7th, 2023, with Likud trailing in the polls.

Here's my trouble. In September the attorney general moved the E1 settlement deadline past the election — moved, not cancelled, and the finance minister fumed. In August a rights monitor counted more than 11 million tons of debris hauled out of Gaza, remains and evidence likely in it. This month the army ran a surprise-attack exercise big enough that an expert on the right's own network reached back to the 1973 war. And the big pro-Israel lobby, last week, turned out to be spending millions without putting its own name on it. Each of those took somebody at a desk with a form. Can you walk me through who sat at which one?

Oh — excuse me, before you take your coat. One word has been following me around since the bridge and I apologize for circling back to it. That Friday statement names everyone who ordered it: an emergency meeting, the security cabinet, the top military advisors, a post on social media. Is there a line anywhere on tomorrow's ballot where a voter is asked about the full lockdown?

“They stopped the people who came to watch — not the eighty masked men who torched a grove near Abu Falah and put hands on a Washington Post journalist. That's the arrangement in one sentence: the witnesses need a visa, the arsonists need a ride. And tomorrow the country votes on who governs it while 3,000 people displaced from Hebron since Friday get no ballot and no door.”
Sal
“Nobody was barred, entry was declined — there's a difference, it's a security determination, that's not my — did I say declined? That doesn't sound like me. Look, a commission drops nineteen pages the Monday before an election, which tells you what the nineteen pages are for, and no, I haven't read them, who's read them, that's not the point, why are you writing that down?”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

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A United Nations-mandated commission of inquiry on Monday issued a report detailing Israeli crimes against humanity in the occupied Palestinian territories, while also affirming that Israel's genocide continues in Gaza, despite a nominal yearlong ceasefire. "Israel has committed war crimes and the crimes against humanity of…

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Four things to know about the Israeli election
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Israeli voters will cast their ballots on Tuesday in the nation’s first elections following the Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist attacks. Embroiled in a multi-front conflict and facing historic unpopularity among its allies, the nation and its people are living in a drastically different political landscape than three years ago.

· Netanyahu praises Trump's 'wicked sense of humor,' defends ironclad alliance ahead of historic Israel vote from the morgue, 17 Oct 2026

· Israeli Settlers Brutally Beat Washington Post Journalist Heidi Levine While Attacking Palestinian Olive Farmers from the morgue, 16 Oct 2026

· Israel clears evidence of Gaza genocide, rights group says from the morgue, 12 Aug 2026

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