Fox Sports tracks cheerleader's split loyalty by boyfriend's stat line, skips the union she just won.

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Gus, there's no split loyalty if the man wears the same star on his helmet she does. The headline says it plain: "Eagles boyfriend." He plays for Philadelphia. That's the whole reason anybody's watching this.

Jerry Jones hasn't coached a single down in thirty-some years of owning that team. He's the owner. He signs the checks — including, four days ago, a very different kind of check.

It isn't. On Friday, October 23rd, the Cowboys voluntarily recognized the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Association as the squad's own collective bargaining representative, closing out years the cheerleaders spent advocating for fair pay themselves. That ran four days before this one — and this one left it out entirely.

Those young ladies just finished negotiating their own contract after years of asking, and the team signed it without a fight. That's not heavy, that's overdue — and you've now mixed up two different headlines, sugar. Go lie down before your next live shot.

Settle down — nobody's handing you the political desk, and that was never meant for air. But the receipt backs you up anyway: the Guardian confirmed it was October 23rd, the Cowboys' own release called it voluntary recognition, after years the squad spent fighting for it themselves.