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ICE agent indicted for ramming SUV into man while chasing suspect dead for years

“ICE officer indicted in Texas after striking immigrant with vehicle”, 30 October 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

As it ran on the front

My wife told me to leave it alone. Twice. Once when I got up at eleven to find the folder, and once around two, when she heard the garage door and came out in her robe to ask what exactly I thought I was going to find out there that I hadn't found in the house. I didn't have an answer for her. I still don't, entirely. But I went out to the garage anyway, because that's where the toolbox is, and because I wasn't going to sleep regardless, and a man might as well do something with his hands while his head won't quit.

Here's what wouldn't let me alone. On October 11th, ICE agents in Houston were trying to pull over two men — a Jose Mendoza-Cervantes and a Miguel Parra Hernandez — when the two got out of their vehicle and ran. An ICE officer driving an unmarked SUV struck Parra Hernandez. Broke his leg. I wrote that part down clean: struck, with a vehicle, during a pursuit. No argument from anybody on that.…

…(cont) Three days later the Harris County district attorney, Sean Teare, said he was looking at the video and considering a felony charge — aggravated assault with a deadly weapon, the kind of charge that can carry twenty years. The story that ran about his review used a word I keep turning over, not because he said it in quotes — he didn't, and I'm not going to pretend he did — but because the headline writer reached for it anyway: appeared. The vehicle appeared to veer intentionally into the man. I don't know what the DA's exact words were that day. I know what the headline decided to call it. I genuinely don't know. That's not a complaint. That's a question I can't answer from where I'm sitting.

Then, on the 17th, a different fact landed that I had to read twice. An immigration advocacy group told reporters that the man ICE was chasing that morning — Mendoza-Cervantes, the one who ran — has, according to their research, been dead for almost ten years.

Out in the garage, I was looking for a fan belt. What I found instead was a receipt, folded up behind the coffee cans, for a car I traded in before my daughter started high school. She's thirty-one now. I still get the recall notices for that car. Some department somewhere still has it on a list, still sends the letter, still believes the thing it's addressed to is sitting in somebody's driveway waiting to be fixed. The car doesn't exist. The letter doesn't know that. The letter keeps arriving like the car is still out there, like the chase is still live.

On Friday, the 30th, a Harris County grand jury indicted the officer — Mario Alberto Morales, thirty-three — on that same charge, aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. That part is settled now. He's charged. The man he hit is in the hospital record with a broken leg and a hip injury, and that's settled too.

What isn't settled, at least not for me, standing in a cold garage at two in the morning with a fan belt in one hand and an old recall notice in the other, is what you call the thing the government was chasing when the SUV turned. A man. A name. A file.

Oh — one more thing, and then I promise I'll let you get back to bed.

“You don't indict a man this fast for hitting somebody by accident — twenty years on the table in nineteen days means they knew exactly what the tape showed. And the thing is, it doesn't matter to Parra Hernandez's leg whether the guy they were chasing has been dead ten years or ten minutes — the SUV doesn't check the file before it turns.”
Sal
“Look, an indictment isn't a conviction, and aggressive enforcement sometimes means split-second calls on bad information — that's not a scandal, that's a staffing problem. The target being deceased for a decade is, admittedly — did I say that? That's not really a defense of anything, is it.”
Chip

The receipts

Republicans' reconciliation package puts $70 billion into ICE's department NBC News, May 2026

ICE officer indicted in Texas after striking immigrant with vehicle
The Hillmainstream§

An Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officer who hit and injured a man with a vehicle in Houston, Texas, was indicted by a grand jury in Harris County on Friday. The 33-year-old officer, Mario Alberto Morales, was indicted on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after allegedly driving his vehicle into Miguel…

Republicans' reconciliation package puts $70 billion into ICE's department NBC News, May 2026

ICE agent charged after ramming unmarked SUV into man in Texas
The Guardianmainstream§

Agent Mario Alberto Morale charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon over incident in Houston A federal immigration agent who drove into and seriously injured a Texas man on 10 October after a botched traffic stop was indicted Friday on a charge of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Mario Alberto Morales, 33, an agent…

· ICE agent strikes man with vehicle during pursuit in Texas, officials say from the morgue, 11 Oct 2026

· ICE officer appeared to intentionally strike man with vehicle in Houston: Prosecutor from the morgue, 14 Oct 2026

· Texas prosecutor considering felony charges for ICE agent who ran over man from the morgue, 14 Oct 2026

· Immigrant ICE searched for in Texas when agent hit man with car has been dead for years: Report from the morgue, 17 Oct 2026

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