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ACCEPT THE RESULTS

Tim Scott calls an unproven plot a 'criminal offense' but won't say he'll accept the vote it targets

“Sen. Dan Sullivan vows to accept Alaska election results if defeated”, 1 November 2026 (Photo via Washington Examiner — the original report)

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I had this written down somewhere, hold on. Not the glovebox — I checked the glovebox first — it's in the notebook, the spiral one with the coffee ring, under October the twenty-third. "DOJ sues to block certification of Alaska Senate results if Republican incumbent loses." I wrote the date next to it in different ink, which tells me I came back to add it later, after I'd thought about what it meant.

Here's the part I underlined, and I only underlined it the once: the complaint the Justice Department filed that day doesn't name a single ballot. Not one that was miscounted, not one double-filled, not one cast for the wrong Dan Sullivan by a confused voter at a polling place in Juneau. Zero. I went down to the library to read it off the terminal because I didn't trust myself to remember it right, and I still didn't trust it after I'd read it, so I wrote the number in the margin and boxed it.…

…(cont) Four days after that, on the twenty-seventh, the vice president went on television and said reporters weren't pressing the Democrats hard enough on what he called the Alaska business. Fair enough — but what's left to press anyone on, when the filing built to prove confusion names not one ballot number?

The day after that — the twenty-eighth — Alaska's own Republican-led state government filed its own paper, asking the federal court to throw the Justice Department's lawsuit out. Not Peltola's lawyers. The state's. If Alaska's own Republican-led government is asking the court to dismiss it, who exactly did the Justice Department file it to protect?

Then on the twenty-ninth, Senator Sullivan — the man this whole case exists to protect — sent his own voters a different instruction: don't rank Mary Peltola, he said, but go ahead and rank the other Dan Sullivan, the one his campaign calls Decoy Dan, somewhere on the ballot. If the second name is confusing enough to sue over, why is the senator telling people to use it?

Back in September, a watchdog alleged the second Sullivan had illegally colluded with a liberal group. Alleged. I keep allegations in a different column from charges; they don't always end up in the same place.

Seven words. I counted them standing at the bank, waiting on the line, which is a thing I do now, apparently, count words at the bank.

You know the toll plaza on the way into town, how you don't get to pick which lane opens, you take what the gate gives you and you drive through. Sullivan says he'll take whichever lane opens. The man running the campaign committee hasn't said that about his own lane yet.

Oh — before you go, one more thing, since you're still standing there and I'm still holding this open — I never did answer my own question from before, about the filing. How many ballots did they name, in the end, in the document built to stop a certification if Tuesday doesn't go their way? Not many. Not some. Zero.

“The lawsuit only switches on if the Republican loses, so it isn't a fraud case, it's a mulligan with a Justice Department seal on it. Sullivan can promise to accept any result because the suit already made sure only one result needs accepting; his own campaign chair won't make the same promise. Watch what happens to a ballot that ranks Peltola first — that's the part the podium isn't explaining.”
Sal
“The Justice Department isn't assuming a crime occurred — they're just issuing dozens of subpoenas into one that didn't, allegedly, occur, which, hang on, that's not what I meant to say. Scott calling an unproven scheme a "criminal offense" is just a campaign chair feeling "vindicated," it's not like he's prejudging anything, he's post-judging it, which is completely different and I will not be elaborating on that distinction. As for why he won't promise to accept the results — that's Sullivan's promise to make, Scott just runs the committee that's suing to make sure he doesn't have to.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

Republican senator Dan Sullivan says he will accept Alaska election results
The Guardianmainstream§

Senator was allegedly targeted in ballot-stacking ploy by his Democratic opponent to peel away votes from him Senator Dan Sullivan, the Alaska Republican allegedly targeted in a ballot-stacking ploy by his Democratic opponent, Mary Peltola, told CNN this morning that he would accept the results of his upcoming election. According to a…

Sullivan: 'I’m going to accept the election results' DOJ lawsuit seeks to void Alaska's vote if the Democrat wins
The Hillmainstream§

Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-Alaska) said he would accept the election results of the upcoming 2026 elections, even if he lost, following a Justice Department (DOJ) lawsuit attempting to invalidate election results if his opponent, former Rep. Mary Peltola (D-Alaska), won.

Sen. Dan Sullivan tells Alaskans not to rank Mary Peltola but include ‘Decoy Dan’ on ballot Sullivan is urging Republicans to game Alaska's ranked-choice ballot to beat Peltola
Washington Examinerright§

Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-AK) has directed Republican voters supporting him in Alaska’s Senate race not to rank Democratic candidate Mary Peltola on the ranked choice ballot. Alaska voters will see all four candidates plus a write-in option on the Senate ballot.

Peltola repeats denial of ballot-stacking reports, stays silent on federal probe
The Hillmainstream§

Alaska’s Democratic Senate candidate Mary Peltola denied once again any involvement in the alleged ballot-stacking scheme that it was recently reported her campaign engaged in during a rally on Friday, but did not mention the ongoing investigations into the scheme “I am so deeply offended by these accusations about having any involvement…

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