Page B52From§Eachthe morning edition — 5 November 2026
As it ran on the front
The recount died this week in Alaska, of a cause that turns out to be the president.
Born every time a margin fell close enough to need checking, the recount's whole job was arithmetic: take the ballots, count them again, let the number decide. It has now been replaced by a request.…
…(cont) The replacement began on paper. On 23 October, before a single Alaska vote had been counted, the Justice Department filed a lawsuit at the president's direction to block the state's certification under one condition only: Senator Dan Sullivan, the Republican, losing narrowly to Democrat Mary Peltola. A judge dismissed that suit on 1 November; the administration said it would appeal. The clause survived dismissal anyway, sitting in the record the way a will sits in a drawer, waiting on a death that had not been confirmed.
The death arrived with help. For months Republicans had accused the Peltola campaign of recruiting a second candidate named Dan Sullivan to split the Republican vote, and officials called it ballot-stacking and demanded an investigation. A Washington Examiner poll out Sunday found that voters deciding late in seven key Senate races favored Republicans by nine points even where Democrats led overall — a fact that, whatever else it explains, does not explain Alaska, where the deciding was never going to be redone by late voters.
On Thursday it stopped needing explaining. "Decoy Dan" Sullivan's vote total was confirmed at 3,600 — more than five times the 642 votes separating the real Sullivan from Peltola, enough on its own to have swung the race. The president did not ask that those votes be recounted. He asked, in a Thursday-morning post, that the totals for "Fake Dan Sullivan" and the other "slug" be given directly to "the REAL Dan Sullivan," declaring the election "over" and the senator the easy winner. Not challenged. Not recounted. Reassigned, by request, from the Oval Office.
The decoy's name was always going to be a footnote in this. What the president is asking is not; it is shit, plainly, beside the gentler fact that it is also exactly what the clause was drafted eleven days early to allow.
The recount is survived by the certification, due any day, and preceded in death by the lawsuit filed for it before the votes it concerned had even been cast.
In lieu of flowers, count the ballots the way they were cast, and seat whoever that count elects.
“They sued to block certification before a single vote was counted, for exactly the loss that just happened — that's not a lawsuit, that's a bet on your own election, placed and covered in advance. Now the man who placed it doesn't even want a recount, he wants the decoy's votes handed straight to his guy. That's the whole trick: skip the counting, keep the seat.”
“Nobody's taking anyone's vote — the president's just pointing out that a confusing ballot design cost Senator Sullivan the race, and the Peltola campaign ran a second Dan Sullivan to — okay, when I say it that way it does sound like we're asking to skip the recount instead of winning it. That's not — forget I said that.”
Earlier in this story
The receipts
Democrats are running an average of 11.5 points ahead of their 2024 baseline across 2026 special elections MultiState Elections, 2026 special-election tracking
Alaska, Mississippi Senate races separated by razor-thin vote margins"Decoy Dan" Sullivan garnered 3,600 votes in the Alaska Senate race, far dwarfing the 642-vote margin between Dan Sullivan and Mary Peltola.
President Donald Trump declared the Alaska Senate election to be “over” on Thursday. “The vote totals for the Fake Dan Sullivan, plus the other ‘slug’ that the Dems put on the Ballot, should be immediately given to the REAL Dan Sullivan, and the Election is over – He easily wins,”
· Alaska Senate race: what to know about Democrats’ alleged ballot-stacking effort from the morgue, 2 Nov 2026
· Spoiler candidates are nothing new in US politics. It’s clear why Trump is targeting Peltola from the morgue, 2 Nov 2026
· Late deciders favor Republicans in key Senate races by nine-point margin despite strong Democratic lead: Poll from the morgue, 2 Nov 2026
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