Trump vowed 'zero chance' of firing Wiles three weeks ago, then installed the aide called 'terrifying' instead.

Gary You've drafted that verse since the kettle went, still broken. Give me the wardrobe and a hammer instead.

Begin before the vote. On the 15th of October the president called reports of trouble 'TOTAL FAKE'; the next day he put the odds at 'zero chance,' saying she was 'going to be here for a long time.'

On the 19th a former deputy press secretary called replacing her with his policy deputy 'terrifying'; on the 30th a watchdog group found 'glaring inconsistencies' in that deputy's disclosures — Common Dreams' description of a man who, it says, wants immigrants deported over paperwork.

Rob Hammer. That's your answer to most things, and the damp report's wanted one since the inspection, still under the boiler with the rest of this paperwork.

Keith Boiler or not, there's an angle — bottle the damp as British damp and sell it by Thursday. Beats arguing over whose paperwork that is.

Then came the vote: Republicans lost both the House and the Senate. Days later the president announced the change. 'I wanted to make a change,' he said, folding in what CBS News called 'the major staffing shakeup.' Susie Wiles, first woman to hold the job, was out, effective Monday; in her place, Stephen Miller, deputy chief of staff for policy, who has worked with the president since his first campaign in 2016.

In January, ICE agents shot dead two protesters in Minneapolis; Miller faced criticism ahead of the promotion. Hakeem Jeffries called him 'a dangerous xenophobe and reckless extremist' who 'should be eradicated like a malignant tumor'; Robert Garcia's advice was shorter: 'lawyer up.'

Gary Bottled damp by Thursday — is that the plan fixing this roof? I'll believe it when the stair bucket stays empty.

Clive Empty bucket, full sonnet — I'll have 'eradicated like a malignant tumour' in by supper, if the rhyme behaves.

The Guardian, read here as plainly as any paper, calls him 'the architect of his sweeping immigration crackdown.' At home the same appointment is 'the major staffing shakeup,' CBS News's own phrase.

You will be looking for the vote that is supposed to follow a defeat this size. There is none in here: the president simply announced the change himself, and that was that.

A chief of staff with 'glaring inconsistencies' in his own disclosures is not about to go asking anyone else for theirs first.

Miller gets the West Wing; Wiles, after being first, gets the door. The bill, as ever, goes to whoever he decides next needs to produce their paperwork.

Rob Supper's got a queue already — behind Keith's bottled damp, behind whoever's paperwork gets asked for next.