Page S21From§Eachthe evening edition — 8 November 2026
Florida State will pay Mike Norvell $50.3 million to stop coaching, three years after the 63-3 Orange Bowl loss CBS Sports says broke the program.
Hot Mic Moment
Put me on the political desk. A board of trustees found $50.3 million in a weekend to pay a man to stop working, and the Washington Examiner spent November 2nd complaining in print that we won World War II faster than we can plug in a power plant. That same day the Guardian reported what the bill looks like from the other end: a monthly power bill in Arizona reaching $400, the highest it had ever been, in the state's hottest summer on record. The utilities and the data center industry say there is no money. There is money. It is in the athletic department.
Gushis side
This reporter has covered the business of college football for the better part of his professional life, and he has rarely seen the invoice printed so plainly. On Sunday, November 1st, Florida State fired Mike Norvell, and the New York Post put the figure at $50.3 million — fifty million, three hundred thousand dollars, transferred to a man on the express condition that he cease coaching football.
The decision did not begin on Sunday. It began on September 14th, when the Florida State board of trustees removed athletic director Michael Alford outright, with an Alabama game looming that Tallahassee believed could seal Norvell's fate. The board moved on the administrator and left the coach standing.
By October 10th the reckoning arrived in public. Louisville beat the Seminoles 44 to 20, and Florida State squandered a 21-point lead it had built early before the structure gave way entirely.
Then came that Sunday, and the sequence this reporter wants entered into the record. Clemson beat Florida State. A banner reading "Fire Mike Norvell" went up in the stands. And Dabo Swinney, the man who had just finished beating him, walked to the microphone and went after the banner on behalf of the opposing coach — CBS Sports called Norvell Swinney's "beleaguered ACC colleague."
Hours after that defense, the same Sunday, Florida State fired him regardless. Fox News reported that the fan revolt and the Clemson loss sparked the decision to pay the buyout, and that the program is now shopping for an athletic director as well. CBS Sports had the candidate board up the same day.
On Monday the 2nd, CBS Sports went back for the autopsy and located the wound: the 2023 Orange Bowl, a committee snub, and a 56-to-3 dismantling, after which the program went 10 and 23.
This reporter would spare the lady to his right the unpleasantness of the ledger. Figures of this magnitude are a brutish, masculine business, and no gal should have to total them on air.
Trudyher side
Fourteen points, Gus. The New York Post's October 10th piece carries both numbers — a 14-point lead blown, a 24-point loss. You just added seven points to a hole that was deep enough without your help.
Sixty-three to three, Gus — CBS Sports, Monday, in print. And here is the arithmetic Tallahassee did not publish: $50.3 million at the end of a 10-23 stretch comes to roughly a million and a half dollars for each of those 33 games, won or lost. Eat some mushrooms for the memory, the ones they sell for it.
Sugar, I carry the figures because you keep setting them down. The New York Post printed $50.3 million without consulting me about my delicate condition. Lie down for twenty minutes at halftime.
Gus, the mic was live, and you just asked a football audience to redistribute a buyout between innings. The Guardian ran it November 2nd: a Climate Power state director in Arizona watching her power bill hit $400 in the hottest summer the state has recorded, with clean energy advocates putting datacenters and electricity bills at the center of Ohio, Arizona and Michigan.
The receipts
· https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/florida-state-fires-mike-norvell-what-went-wrong-orange-bowl-2023/ the receipt
· Florida State fires AD Michael Alford, as Mike Norvell’s seat reaches a boiling point in Tallahassee from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026
· Florida State vs. New Mexico State prediction, pick: The Aggies can cover the spread in Week 0 from the morgue, 29 Aug 2026
· https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/investigations/4787789/power-outages-washington-dc-government-agencies-gwu/ the receipt
· https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/op-eds/4785980/energy-permitting-reform-affordability-act-power-plants/ the receipt
· https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/nov/02/electricity-bills-midterm-elections the receipt
· 'Actively Malevolent': Trump EPA to Eviscerate Rules on Planet-Heating Pollution From Power Plants from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026
· House set to vote on electricity ratepayer bill from the morgue, 15 Sep 2026
· https://nypost.com/2026/11/01/sports/florida-state-fires-mike-norvell-in-50-3-million-decision/ the receipt
· Mike Norvell’s Florida State future in serious jeopardy after ugly 24-point loss to Louisville from the morgue, 10 Oct 2026
· After airport strike, Trump considering whether to join fight against Houthis from the morgue, 11 Oct 2026
· Saudi Arabia promises response to Houthi attacks from the morgue, 8 Sep 2026
· Is Yemen Heading Back to All-Out War? Saudis Launch Strikes as Houthis Take Control of Red Sea Coast from the morgue, 14 Sep 2026
· US Backs Major Saudi-Led Offensive as Yemen Slides Back Toward All-Out War from the morgue, 4 Oct 2026
· F Lead Iran must stop arming Yemen's Houthi forces, say the G7 from the morgue, 22 Sep 2026
· Blasts Rattle Riyadh as Saudi Arabia Hit by Deadliest Houthi Attacks So Far from the morgue, 8 Oct 2026
· Saudi Arabia sees disruptions at Riyadh airport amid ballistic missile attacks from Houthis from the morgue, 8 Oct 2026
· Houthis claim they struck Riyadh's main airport in Saudi Arabia from the morgue, 8 Oct 2026
· The Royal Saudi Air Defense intercepts a ballistic missile fired from Yemen over the Saudi capital Riyadh that caused panic among residents. Houthis say they fired several Burkan-2 missiles at targets from the morgue, 11 Apr 2018
· The Houthis say that they have struck Saudi Arabia's Abha International Airport and King Abdulaziz International Airport in Jeddah with drones. A Houthi spokesman said on Twitter that the attacks halt from the morgue, 15 Feb 2021
· Houthis tried to hit Saudi capital with ballistic missile, Riyadh confirms from the morgue, 20 Sep 2026
· Riyadh airport explosion prompts Saudi Arabia to issue air raid alerts as Houthi fighting escalates from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026
· Markey Urges Congress to Block Trump-Saudi Deal, a 'Starting Gun for a Middle East Nuclear Arms Race' from the morgue, 26 Aug 2026
· Trump admin's list of US-designated 'foreign terrorist' groups in Latin America expands to 21 from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026
· Top Trump official reveals how 30-minute military op unlocked Venezuela oil windfall for US buyers from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026
· Ex-Venezuelan first lady Cilia Flores seeks release from NYC jail, citing heart ailment from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026
· New York City protest once again demands release of Maduro and Flores from the morgue, 11 Sep 2026
· Trump Official Denies Stealing Venezuela's Oil One Hour After Boasting Country is 'Forced to Work' With US from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026
· 'Mobster Language': Trump Says Venezuelan Oil Will Replenish US Reserves from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026
· 'Yet Another Trump Grift': Congress Called to Stop US Takeover of Venezuelan Oil Fields from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026
· The Biggest Oil Deal or Theft at Gunpoint? U.S. Claims Majority Control of Venezuela's Oil Reserves from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Tehran threatens attacks after U.S. strikes Iranian tankers from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· US forces take out 3 Iranian oil tankers in retaliation from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· Oil prices up as Iran says it will expand control over Strait of Hormuz from the morgue, 8 Sep 2026
· Iran live updates: Trump speaks to MBS, says everything will 'work out fine' from the morgue, 13 Sep 2026
· Iran threatens retaliation against U.S. tanker strikes from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· U.S. gas prices hit record high for Labor Day from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· Ship tracking websites, including Kpler, MarineTraffic, and TankerTrackers, show that three Iranian oil tankers, including two from the National Iranian Tanker Company, have escaped the blockade that from the morgue, 17 Jun 2026
· Iranian state media reports that the United States Navy attempted to capture an Iranian oil tanker. The oil tanker was boarded, commandeered and then returned by Iranian NEDSA marines in a helicopter from the morgue, 3 Nov 2021
· US strikes Iranian rocket launchers in first attack since late July from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026
· An Iranian Navy commander claims on state television that the Iranian Navy forced a U.S. submarine to surface as it transited the Strait of Hormuz and that the submarine violated Iranian territorial w from the morgue, 20 Apr 2023
· Trump Threatens to Rename Strait of Hormuz for Himself as War Pushes Diesel Prices Toward Record High from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Trump floats renaming Strait of Hormuz after himself from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· U.S. strikes targets in Iran near Strait of Hormuz as Iran says it is retaliating from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Trump Hammered Over Iran War That Drove Gas Prices Above $4 Per Gallon Every Day in August for First Time Ever from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026
· 'Trump Did It!': At $5.85 a Gallon, Diesel Price Hits All-Time High in US Thanks to War on Iran from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Price of diesel in U.S. hits record as Vance downplays Iran war impact from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Diesel prices hit record high as wars disrupt supply from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Trump vows response to Iran's retaliatory strikes: 'We're going to hit them hard' from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026
· Trump threatens Iran against retaliation for latest U.S. strikes from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Live updates: US, Iran ramp up strikes; incumbents hold on in Massachusetts from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Trump calls Iran conflict "small potatoes" from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· Labor Day gas prices are highest ever for holiday from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· How ‘Hypermilers’ Are Trying to Beat High Gas Prices from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· Fuel prices at record Labor Day high in US thanks to Iran War and refinery issues from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· Oil Prices Rise Slightly After U.S. and Iran Trade Strikes from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026
· USS Lincoln heads home as war with Iran escalates from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026
· Lawler disagrees with Trump on Iran war: 'It is certainly not small potatoes' from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026
· OPEC Plus to Keep Oil Production Steady from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026
· Iran War Has Cost the Average American More Than $1,200 Over Six Months, Economist Estimates from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Trump says military conflict in Iran is 'small potatoes for us' from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Wright: US has 'a lot of leverage' in Venezuela after oil deal reached from the morgue, 6 Sep 2026
· White House unveils new details of Venezuela agreement from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Chris Wright explains how Venezuelan crude will ‘fill’ the Strategic Petroleum Reserve from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Energy Secretary Wright says Venezuela oil deal will bring down gas prices in a year or two from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· Chevron to expand in Venezuela, days after the U.S. and Venezuela strike oil deal from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Venezuelan oil flows will lower gas prices in 12-24 months, Wright says in Caracas from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Trump says Venezuelan oil will replenish Strategic Petroleum Reserves from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026
· US, Russia explore gas sale to Europe amid Ukraine war: Report from the morgue, 8 Oct 2026
· Countries across Europe report reductions in gas supplies after Russia disconnected supplies to Ukraine yesterday. Russia accuses Ukraine of stealing cubic metres of gas yesterday from pipelines trans from the morgue, 2 Jan 2006
· AI safety group outlines demands for legislation, warns lawmakers from the morgue, 7 Oct 2026
· AI-generated child sexual abuse images cause real-life harm from the morgue, 7 Oct 2026
· OpenAI fires researchers for sharing data with AI safety advocacy group: Report from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
· Courts just allowed AI child sex abuse material because it’s ‘virtual.’ Who do you think it’s trained on? from the morgue, 19 Sep 2026
· 'We Cannot Wait for Disaster to Strike': Beyer Leads Bipartisan Push in House to Urgently Regulate AI from the morgue, 16 Sep 2026
· MPs demand tech firms block nude images on children’s smartphones from the morgue, 30 Sep 2026
· AI safety groups aren’t buying OpenAI’s spending retreat from the morgue, 6 Oct 2026
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