“NYC ICE chief fires back at far-left politicians seeking to abolish agency: 'Change the law'”, 9 November 2026 (Photo via Fox News — the original report)
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The chief lays the job on the table the way jobs start here: a mess with a running count, and a tool sitting in plain sight, unassembled. On October 25th, before a single ballot got counted, ICE confirmed its 60th custody death of this administration — Luis Sandoval, 48, found with a ligature around his neck inside the Folkston D. Ray Processing Center in Georgia.
The planner studies what's already standing. Tuesday the 3rd, voters handed Democrats the House, and on paper, a hand on the switch that funds the agency that had just posted number sixty. Houston found its own switch three days later, ordering its police to stop running interference for federal agents — proof a lever, pulled, moves something. Washington's new majority studied the same kind of lever and set it back down; the border Democrat set to chair the purse strings told Fox the same week there would be no defund push, full stop.…
…(cont) The tinkerer picks up the part sitting in plain sight: the statute itself, the one thing a House majority is actually built to rewrite. It's the part ICE's own New York chief handed back this week. Asked about lawmakers calling to abolish the agency, Kenneth Genalo didn't defend the record — the dare was flat: change the law. Not reform it, not fund it differently. Write a new one, if the one on the books bothers you. The dare lands on a majority that just won the only chamber built to take it, and said within the same week it would not.
The muscle checks whether any tool actually got swung this month and finds one, in a different courtroom. On October 31st, Judge Jesse Furman ruled that the Justice Department's firing of prosecutor Maurene Comey had no cause behind it — a real check, landed. Legal veterans warn an appeal is likely, and say the ruling could still shape how other judges treat the next politicized firing. One tool, used once, holding for now, a different shape than the statute just dared into the open.
The pilot looks for who's flying the rest of it and finds the seat empty. An 8-year-old Haitian boy sits in federal custody this week after a routine check-in, in a system the new majority can fund, defund, or rewrite and has chosen, this week, to do none of the three.
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“Democrats get the House and the purse strings and sit on both, so ICE's own chief hands them a third option, free: change the law. The catch: nothing filed, no bill, no vote — just pointing at the other guy's toolbox. That's how a count already past sixty, and an eight-year-old kid alone in federal custody, turn into a news cycle instead of a vote.”
“Look, the chief's not wrong — you don't like the statute, you change the statute, that's Civics 101, not a talking point. ICE just enforces what's on the books, they didn't write the asylum backlog or the court calendar — oh, except Congress is the one he's daring, and they just said they're leaving the law and the money alone. Did I say that? That's not landing the way I wanted.”
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