Police in Wyoming and Wisconsin recently arrested two suspects. Now, the FBI is warning against the "sophisticated, multi-layer scam."
Page F139From§Eachthe evening edition — 9 November 2026
$2.1 million of retirement savings bought $1.2 million in gold; third such case this fall
As it ran on the front
Police in Wyoming and Wisconsin have arrested two suspects who, by today's account, presented themselves as agents of the Federal Trade Commission and persuaded elderly people to empty their savings into gold bars. The FBI calls it a sophisticated, multi-layer scam. On the ledger it runs three entries: a withdrawal, a purchase, a delivery. The dollars leave an account with a statement behind them and arrive as an object carrying two prices at once.
The fall has now run that ledger three times, and in the second file somebody priced the spread. On October 20 it was reported that an elderly couple had sued the former Disney actor Erik von Detten, alleging financial elder abuse and fraud: $2.1 million of retirement savings moved into gold, and the couple says more than $900,000 of it went into the distance between what the coins were worth and what the coins cost them. Reconciled, that is 43 percent of the conversion, retained by whoever wrote the invoice. The metal is still metal. The product was the markup.…
…(cont) Count the letterheads: a federal consumer agency, a television career, an ambassadorship, a bank. Three files, four credentials, and in the newest file the receipts give us two suspects and no names.
What reconciles across all three is the direction of travel. Auditable dollars go in; out comes a thing with a buy price, a sell price, and in the one file that itemized it, 43 percent of daylight between them. The books show a purchase. That is the part the FBI's adjective does not reach, hon: the metal arrives, the delivery is real, the receipt is honest, and the difference sits with the seller. Three times since October 2, the asset converted was a retirement account, and the asset acquired was a markup. The FBI issues the warning; the markup keeps the money.
“Three times in five weeks the same trick: somebody puts on a badge or a title, an old couple's whole working life goes out the door, and what comes back is a brick with a price tag only the seller can read. The gold's real — that's the genius of it, the thing in the closet is real and the robbery is in the invoice. One of those couples says $900,000 of their $2.1 million went straight into the markup, and the guy on the other end of that spread didn't have to break a single window.”
“Look, gold is the one asset Washington can't inflate away, so let's not act like buying it is the scandal here. These are criminals, we catch criminals, and the last thing anybody needs is the FTC writing new rules for coin dealers over a couple who overpaid — overpaid is a private transaction, that's what the courts are for. Did I say private? That doesn't sound like me. And frankly, if con men are impersonating the FTC, the agency's brand is doing fine.”
The receipts
· Former Disney star Erik von Detten sued for elder abuse after couple poured $2.1M retirement savings into gold from the morgue, 20 Oct 2026
· Michigan fraudster — once honored by Biden — posed as US ambassador, bank owner to steal $1M from victims to fund lavish lifestyle from the morgue, 2 Oct 2026
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