Former President Joe Biden revealed on Sunday that his prostate cancer diagnosis has slowed him down and he’ll only be able to make limited appearances to promote his upcoming presidential memoir. Biden, who announced his cancer diagnosis last year after he left the White House, wrote on X that his doctors “continue to be encouraged”...
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Biden says prostate treatment worked as intended, says he'd have resigned had he known he had it
As it ran on the front
I spent twenty minutes on the phone this morning trying to get a pre-authorization number out of the insurance line, the one on the back of the card, and I got bounced to prescription billing, then to something called "member engagement," then to a hold-music loop meant for commercial accounts, before a very kind woman told me I had the wrong department completely and hung up like she felt bad about it. I wrote the claim number on my hand so I wouldn't lose it. The ink's still there.
I was still holding the phone, dial tone and all, when the other thing occurred to me.…
…(cont) Back in September — the 8th, a Tuesday — I'd written something down, on the pad by the phone, right under the grocery list, because it was Prostate Cancer Awareness Month and the former president put out a statement on the social platform, the X one, and one sentence in it stopped me: the treatment, he said, had "worked as intended." That's a specific thing to say about your own body. Not "I'm better." Not "I beat it." Worked as intended — like a part that does the one job the box says it'll do.
Then this past Sunday, the 8th of this month, there's another statement, same platform I'd guess, saying the diagnosis has slowed him enough that he'll only manage limited appearances promoting the new book, though his doctors, he said, "continue to be encouraged." His office had already told the country, back in May of last year, that it was stage four and already in the bone by the time anybody wrote a word of it down.
One has him saying that if he'd known about the cancer, he wouldn't have gotten into the 2024 race at all. The other has him saying that if he'd known, sitting in the chair, he'd have resigned the presidency outright. Not stepped back. Resigned.
I've got a Buick in the garage that needs a fan belt, has for about three weeks, and every morning I go out and turn the key anyway, because the belt is built for one job and it's still doing it, mostly, right up until the morning it isn't. The belt's sitting right on top of the toolbox where I can see it every morning and decide not to deal with it. Nobody consults me on which morning that'll be. The belt decided that back when it was new. Does a thing that's still working get to also be the reason you'd have quit, eight weeks before you said it worked?
I'm sorry — I said I'd let the word go, and I haven't. Not the whole sentence, just the one word in it. Intended. I keep turning it over. Intended by who, for what, measured against which Tuesday?
Excuse me — before you go — that same Tuesday piece has him calling his own debate performance "not very consequential." Not very consequential compared to what, exactly? Compared to a race he's now saying he'd never have entered in the first place?
I don't know. I wrote it down. I'm still deciding which drawer it goes in.
“Same man, same body, eight weeks apart: in September the cancer treatment "worked as intended," in November knowing about it would've ended his campaign and his presidency both. He hasn't had to pick one version, and that's the part that should bother you — not which quote is true, but how long a straight answer can wait once the race is over and the book tour's started.”
The receipts
The 46th president announced in May 2025 that he had been diagnosed with stage 4 prostate cancer that had spread to his bones.
The former president also called his debate performance “not very consequential” in an interview with People magazine.
· Biden says prostate cancer treatment 'worked as intended' from the morgue, 8 Sep 2026
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