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Biden calls cancer treatment a success, then calls it reason enough to quit the presidency.

“Biden says he wouldn't have run for a second term in 2024 if he knew he had cancer”, 11 November 2026 (Photo via ABC News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

I went down to the county building yesterday because my car registration renewal came back with the address line wrong — one letter off, "Ciar" instead of "Clair" — and the clerk at window four said that's not her department, that's data entry, and data entry is upstairs, except upstairs was closed for lunch. I sat on a bench by a vending machine that stopped taking five-dollar bills sometime last year and waited twenty minutes to hear the same thing from a different person. I wrote the case number on the back of a parking stub so I wouldn't lose it. It's still in my pocket. That's not what I meant to write about today. It just happened while I was thinking about something else entirely.

What I was thinking about was September 8th, a Tuesday — hold on, let me find where I wrote it down, it's in here somewhere... here. "Worked as intended." That's Joe Biden, September 8th, about his prostate cancer treatment. I wrote the phrase down at the time because it struck me as an unusual way to describe a cancer treatment — like the illness had a schedule and the treatment caught it on time. Intended. That's the word I kept.…

…(cont) Then came November 8th, three days before the thing I'm actually filing today, when he told the public, promoting the memoir, that the diagnosis had slowed him enough that the book tour would run limited stops, and that his doctors "continue to be encouraged." Still moving. Still on schedule, by his account.

Then the 11th. This week. Promoting that same memoir, three days after that last tour update, he said that if he'd known about the cancer while he was president, he wouldn't have sought a second term — he'd have resigned the office outright and skipped the race altogether, is what he's saying now.

There's a toll plaza on the way to my sister's, three lanes — cash, card, and the one with the little transponder box on the windshield — and all three lanes measure the same stretch of road. Same entrance, same exit. I've paid that one toll and gotten two different final numbers for the identical trip, once on the dashboard readout and once on the statement that arrived in the mail three weeks later, and nobody at the authority has ever explained to me why one trip produces two totals. I bring it up because I think I've got a version of the same problem sitting in front of me, except I don't know yet how you'd measure what's between these two readings.

So: does a cancer treatment that succeeded leave behind a man who, holding the same information two months later, says he'd have walked away from the Presidency instead of running again? Which sentence would the voters casting ballots in 2024 have needed in hand — the one about the treatment, or the one about the office — when the only form in front of them that year didn't have a box for either one?

Oh — before you go. One more thing occurred to me, standing here with the stub still in my pocket, and I'm sorry, because I already made you sit through this word once today. He used it just the once, in September, to describe the cancer. I hadn't planned on needing it again, about the office — except isn't a decision to walk away from a second term, arrived at after the fact, its own kind of intended?

“Same guy, same diagnosis, two completely different verdicts two months apart — in September it "worked as intended," by November it was bad enough to end a presidency. That's not an update, that's the whole ration of truth we were given about the man with his finger near the button, and it came out on a book tour schedule instead of a national one.”
Sal
“Look, nobody writes a cancer diagnosis with a press release attached — the man's being honest now, which frankly is more candor than you get from most people in that job. ...more candor than most people in that job ever give you — yeah, I hear it, I hear how that lands next to the September quote. Strike that last part.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

Biden gives heartbreaking update on cancer ahead of memoir release
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Former President Joe Biden revealed on Sunday that his prostate cancer diagnosis has slowed him down and he’ll only be able to make limited appearances to promote his upcoming presidential memoir. Biden, who announced his cancer diagnosis last year after he left the White House, wrote on X that his doctors “continue to be encouraged”...

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