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THE COUNT

Massie's petition hits exactly 218 signatures, the number he predicted in September, on schedule.

“Discharge petition on 2nd Epstein files bill secures 218 signatures”, 11 November 2026 (Photo via ABC News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Count to 218 out loud. It takes about ninety seconds, assuming you don't trip on sixty-eight the way the House did for two months.

On September 1st, Representative Thomas Massie stood on the House floor and read off more than a dozen names he called Epstein "coconspirators." That was the first entry in the ledger: names, not signatures, but the same column.…

…(cont) By September 18th the signatures had started: four, Massie included. The headline on that story called him "convinced"; what the story itself reported was that he'd expressed confidence the petition would pass the House, with four Republican names signed so far. Speaker Mike Johnson had just sent the House home for a seven-week recess ahead of the midterms. Four is not 218. It is four.

On September 25th the story moved off the count entirely and onto the contents: what the sequel bill, the Epstein Files Transparency Act II, would actually require the Justice Department to hand over. The signature line didn't move that week. The paperwork did.

That is a forecast made from an empty building.

Wednesday the forecast cleared the building. Massie posted the number himself: "This morning we reached the required 218 signatures on my discharge petition for Epstein Files Transparency Act II." The signature that crossed the threshold belonged to Representative John Garamendi. The petition itself carries two names at the top of it, Massie's and Representative Ro Khanna's. The number promised in September is the number delivered in November, to the signature.

Two hundred eighteen is not a sentiment. It is half the House plus one, the exact figure the chamber's own math requires before the floor has to act on anything at all. Leadership spent roughly two months not scheduling a vote on a bill about files tied to a man the government already convicted. The vote is scheduled now because the arithmetic decided it, not because leadership did.

Nobody has told you yet how many pages the Justice Department is holding. That number isn't in. The one that is: 218, filed on the date somebody said it would be, by people who were apparently counting the whole time instead of hoping.

“They said four signatures in September and delivered four. They said 218 in September and delivered exactly 218 in November — leadership didn't dodge this vote, they just ran out the clock until the math caught up with them. That's the whole trick: hold the floor hostage to a calendar and call it deliberation.”
Sal
“Look, the discharge petition process exists precisely so members can force a vote when leadership needs more time to responsibly review a bill before — did I say "before"? Leadership had two months. That's not the point I meant to make. The point is process was followed, which is, you know, the system working exactly as designed against itself.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

Massie to push a forced vote on second Epstein files bill next week
The Hillmainstream§

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.), the sponsor of the original Epstein Files Transparency Act, said Thursday he felt confident he could force a vote on a follow-up bill once Congress returns following the election. Massie wrote on the social platform X that he felt assured he would be able to get enough signatures for a discharge...

Massie secures signatures to force vote on second Epstein files petition
The Hillmainstream§

Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) announced he received enough signatures from lawmakers to force a vote on his discharge petition related to files of disgraced financier and convicted pedophile Jeffrey Epstein. “This morning we reached the required 218 signatures on my discharge petition for Epstein Files Transparency Act II,”

· Massie says he’s convinced enough Republicans to pass Epstein Files II discharge petition from the morgue, 18 Sep 2026

· Massie names Epstein 'coconspirators,' discusses new Epstein files legislation from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· What’s in the second Epstein transparency bill pushed by Massie and Khanna? from the morgue, 25 Sep 2026

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