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Press secretary fired after five days, replacing the Scaramucci as American politics' base unit of time

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Today we are making a press secretary, which does not keep. You will need five days: Katie Zacharia was picked on the ninth of October and fired on Friday, five days after she took the job, which a White House official told the Guardian before anyone had announced it formally.

For the rest you will need a conservative commentator who had been a communications adviser at Trump Media and Technology Group; the vacancy left by Karoline Leavitt, who went in August; a law degree from Pepperdine, 2011, which the university confirms; and the midterm elections, less than a month off. No, you cannot substitute.

Clive Does not keep. …

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On the worst of the worst

Democrat

Democrat: the needle points at 70.6 PERCENT, out of 170 CITIZENS, 68,289, 29 DEATHS, 70.6 PERCENT. 170 CITIZENS 68,289 29 DEATHS 70.6 PERCENT

The beds. In July, TRAC counted 65,765 people in ICE detention; 46,436 of them, 70.6 percent, had no criminal conviction 1. A year earlier the AP's count was 71.7 percent 2. The population peaked at 68,289 in early February 3.

The people in them. NPR reported in April that 29 people had died in ICE custody since October, surpassing the previous record of 28, set in 2004 4; Human Rights Watch counted 52 deaths from January 20, 2025 through June 4, 2026 5. ProPublica documented more than 170 U.S. citizens held by immigration agents, nearly 20 of them children 6. The phrase is the worst of the worst. The count is seven in ten with no conviction at all.

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  1. 46,436 of 65,765 in ICE detention (70.6 percent) with no criminal conviction — TRAC Immigration, 11 July 2026 ↑
  2. 41,495 of 57,861 detainees (71.7 percent) with no conviction — AP, 12 July 2025 ↑
  3. "At its recent high point in early February 2026, ICE held 68,289 people in detention" — TRAC, 10 April 2026 ↑
  4. "Twenty-nine people have died in ICE custody since October … surpassing 2004's toll of 28" — NPR, 17 April 2026 ↑
  5. 52 deaths in immigration detention from 20 January 2025 to 4 June 2026 — Human Rights Watch, 25 June 2026 ↑
  6. "More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents," nearly 20 of them children — ProPublica, 16 October 2025 ↑

“I read the phrase in three places. The press secretary: "a focus on the worst of the worst criminals." The department, on the anniversary: ICE "unleashed" on "the worst of the worst." Then I went to the clearinghouse that counts the detention population, just to meet a few of them. July: sixty-five thousand seven hundred sixty-five people in detention. Forty-six thousand four hundred thirty-six with no criminal conviction. Seventy point six percent. Excuse me — I'm going — one question. If the worst of the worst are thirty percent of the beds, who's in the other seventy?”— Lou

“"The worst of the worst." Beautiful phrase. It's on the podium, it's in the press releases, it's the first thing out of the briefing room. Then the research clearinghouse that counts detention looks at who's actually in the beds: seventy point six percent with no criminal conviction. That's not the worst of the worst. That's the most of the most. And more than a hundred seventy of the people they've held were American citizens.”
Sal
“A person without a conviction is simply a person who hasn't been convicted yet, and the administration is being proactive, which is the worst of the worst thing you can say about an administration that is doing its job.”
Chip
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THE LEDGER

Republicans' "enormous" financial advantage now requires a $150 million personal check from Elon Musk

Republican Senate candidates, he wrote, carry an "enormous" financial advantage into the final three weeks, a spending tsunami that could drown Democratic chances. I reconcile filings against tables for a living, so I pulled the table.

AdImpact's tracking supports the tsunami. That is the money. The advantage is the line item I could not locate.

Byron York had filed comparable arithmetic on October 7: unlikely to keep the House, the Senate a toss-up. The Cook Political Report moved eleven House districts toward Democrats in one week. Back on September 22, Sabato's Crystal Ball moved three Senate races and four governorships left — Iowa from Leans Republican to Toss-up — citing a persistently poor national environment.

Then this morning the quarterly filings landed, which is where a reconciliation usually gets settled. Across more than a dozen competitive Senate races, Democratic candidates raised $253 million from July through September. Republican candidates in those same races raised $56 million. Four and a half to one, hon, running the opposite direction from the warning.

James Talarico raised $60 million in Texas by himself — more, one candidate, than all the Republican candidates in those competitive races raised combined. Ken Paxton raised $18 million, which is accurately described as double his $9 million second quarter, in what is already the most expensive Senate race of the cycle.

So the difference arrives from outside the candidate column. Elon Musk wired over $150 million to a Senate Republican group assisting Paxton, called a decisive return to large-scale political giving by the richest man alive. In September, a separate committee — the Senate Leadership Fund's Austin-based Texas affiliate — had already moved $53.8 million into Paxton's campaign. Two legally distinct PACs, one network, one candidate who raised $18 million on his own.

The network has a budget like anyone. On October 2, the Senate Leadership Fund pulled its ad spending out of Michael Whatley's North Carolina race and redirected it to other candidates, triage against increasingly dire polling.

The word enormous describes the check, not the advantage. There is money. It is simply not distributed by vote.

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Deportation case over Omar's childhood paperwork gains a witness scared of her father in 1977.

I was hoping somebody at the New York Post could do me a favor and walk me through one sentence they ran this week — "people were scared of him" — because I've been carrying it around since this morning and I can't work out which part of the file it goes in.

The Post does this kind of work every day. They found a former Somali army officer, got him on the record about a man he served with decades ago, and ran it. I do something like this once a year, when a thing won't sit still, so I'm asking them straight, because on this they know the business better than I do.

Here's what I've got written down. Hold on, it's in the glovebox with the registration — the car's been making a sound since Tuesday and the fellow at the corner says fan belt. Ah. Here.

Monday the twelfth, morning: federal agents search Representative Ilhan Omar's home in Washington. Agents with the Department of Homeland Security, per Common Dreams. The Justice Department confirms the search was carried out on a judicially authorized warrant, part of an ongoing criminal investigation. That's their word, ongoing.

CBS, the same day, sources: the probe is yearslong, and it concerns immigration paperwork that was completed by her late father when she was a child. CBS notes two other things in the same breath. She is a United States citizen. She is the first Somali American in Congress.

Then her side, which I wrote down too. Monday she called the search "an attempt to target political enemies." Common Dreams adds the piece I had forgotten: the search came after years of calls by the president and other Republicans to deport her.

Today the New York Times runs a piece on an attempt to deport her, and says it is "more than just another persecution of one of the president's political enemies." The Daily Caller, same day, works the legal end — what a deportation would and wouldn't reach. And today the Post runs the officer, who says Omar's father, Nur, played an "important part" in the Somali-Ethiopian war between July 1977 and March 1978.

Here's where I need the help, and I expect it's simple to somebody who does it daily.

I keep a box in the garage with a bank passbook my father opened for me when I was eleven. He filled in the card himself. His handwriting, his numbers, including one line I couldn't have told you the meaning of at the time. He's gone. The passbook isn't. Last spring I stood in the bank line forty minutes to change an address and the young woman at the window asked me for a document from 1961, and I went out to the garage and found it in the box.

So if a line on that card is wrong, who answers for it — the man who wrote it, or the kid whose name is printed on top? That's a real question. I'd like the answer.

And the other half, which is the part I keep coming back to, and I apologize for it. Suppose a man came forward and told the bank he worked a loading dock with my father and found him hard to be around for eight months. Which line on the card does that correct? Does the bank move a number?

Oh — I'm sorry, you've got your coat on already. One thing and I'll let you go.

The paperwork hasn't changed since Monday, has it? Same forms, same man who filled them out, and CBS says the probe has been going on for years. So between Monday and today, what arrived that's new — a line on the form, or the sentence you ran? And if the eight months between July of 1977 and March of 1978 don't touch a box on a child's application, what does your officer's sentence do that a judicially authorized warrant couldn't, besides tell a reader that in a war that ended in March of 1978, somebody was scared?

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Federal officials dismantle election-threat unit, learn Republican offices are also on the mailing list

I need a favor, and it's the kind of favor where I'm the one who doesn't know anything. There's a single word in a newspaper story I can't get to the bottom of, and the word is abandoned.

You people do this every day. You read these things for a living, you know which office does what. I've done it once, this week, in a notebook, with a pen I borrowed off the counter at the corner store and never gave back.

Hang on. It's in the coat, the coat's in the car, the car's the one with the fan belt — no, here, I dog-eared it. October 1st, the Guardian. I wrote the sentence down the way they printed it: the administration "has abandoned key security bodies meant to investigate direct threats to US elections by foreign actors and domestic terrorists." Former officials say so. A recent report says so. And the same story says officials have been actively focused on unsubstantiated claims of widespread voter fraud by noncitizens, while credible threats were overlooked. Overlooked is their word, not mine.

So here's the simple question, and I apologize for how simple it is: when a direct threat arrives, which office opens the envelope?

The day after that story — October 2nd, I had to flip back twice to find it — a Republican-led state election board in Georgia asked the administration to look into Georgia's voting systems. So somebody is looking into something. I wrote "fine" in the margin. I've since put a box around "fine."

Two weeks on, October 15th: the FBI and the Postal Service are investigating letters containing an unknown substance, mailed to election offices. Louisiana. Oklahoma. Ohio. Three states, and in each one a person who runs elections opening the mail at a desk.

Then CBS, this week: the letters went to state election officials and to congressional offices. Then Friday — that's today, I checked the date on my own notebook — NBC reports the investigation has widened, because some Republicans have been identified as targets of the mailings.

Now here's where I need the help, because I keep getting turned around, and I'll show you with the only thing I've got.

There's a toll plaza on my way in. Used to be a fellow in a booth. They took the booth out, put in the machine, and one morning last spring the machine took my dollar and the gate arm stayed down. Behind me, a line. On the barrier there's a sign with a number on it. I called the number from the shoulder, smoking a cigar I shouldn't have, and the recording told me to use the website, and the website told me to call the number. Fifteen minutes, and the honest answer to "who's supposed to help me" turned out to be: the sign. Now, the sign isn't lying to anybody. The sign's doing exactly what a sign does. It just doesn't open anything.

So that's my trouble. The bodies meant to investigate direct threats from domestic terrorists — the report says those were the bodies for this — and the thing that arrived is a letter with an unknown substance in it, mailed to an election office. If the investigating is being done, and the FBI and the Postal Service say it is, which desk is the sign?

Excuse me — sorry, that's my elbow on your door, I'll be out of your way. One more thing and I'll let you go. The report that used that word came out October 1st. The letters turned up October 15th. Fourteen days between them, and now the targets include members of the majority party, which is the reason the thing got bigger on a Friday. So when a congressman's office calls to ask who's handling it, they're calling the body in the Guardian's sentence. And the word in that sentence, the one I came in here about, the one I've got written down right here — abandoned.

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Blair's rep says she did not intend to harm anyone; the charge sheet is up to three.

The first statement from Selma Blair's representatives arrived Friday, five days after a Delta flight from Los Angeles to Kennedy.

Sit with the verb. Intent is the element the statement contests, and it is the only element the statement contests. By Friday the week had already finished assembling the rest. The statement moves none of those three. It declines to engage with them at all, politely, in the passive register that publicists reserve for a count they cannot shrink.

Then there is the other document, the one argued in court on Tuesday. Her lawyer told the judge about a head injury and missed MS medication — a defense about a body, which is a serious thing and deserves a serious hearing. In the same breath, the same lawyers asked for leniency on the grounds that their client is "the gold standard." Two arguments in one room: one holding that a person was not in control of a body, the other that the person is the finest available example of one. By the Post's account of the hearing, the Queens judge was not persuaded.

Follow the last clause. The Fox version of Friday's statement includes the detail that authorities took her service dog. That is the single line in the whole release describing something done to her rather than something she did not mean, it is checkable, and if it happened it is worth a filing of its own. It arrives shoulder to shoulder with "much more to this story," the oldest sentence in the genre, and it is Friday evening, and the rest of the story is not attached.

What is supposed to happen when a passenger has a medical emergency in a sealed aluminum tube is treatment. Instead the record shows an arrest, a hospital, a second accusation at the hospital, and then, on day five, a sentence about what was in someone's mind. Note that the sentence is available at all. The other version gets a statement, a plea, and a memo calling the defendant a standard.

The statement names the dog. It does not name the three.

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CDC meets 4,400-case measles outbreak with a plan to send one detective.

Measles elimination, the certificate the United States earned in 2000 after decades of vaccination work, is being lived through backward this month, and the nation's reinforcement is one employee.

Pennsylvania's health department counted 903 cases on September 28, after 115 new infections in a single week. By October 3 the count stood at 977, across 39 counties. Two days later it passed 1,004 — the largest outbreak any state has recorded in more than thirty years — and five Pennsylvania residents had already died of it. New York, watching its own numbers rise, declared a state of emergency the same week the national total passed 3,800.

On October 10 the CDC set the national count at 4,080 cases across 47 states and Washington, D.C., with more than a quarter of them in Pennsylvania alone. Today the national count is 4,400. The agency's response, announced this week, is a single "disease detective," who the CDC says it plans to send to Pennsylvania.

One detective, promised to one state, for an outbreak now standing in 47 states and the capital. The staffing was the problem from the start. A disease the country certified gone in 2000 does not come back on malarkey; it comes back when nobody keeps paying the people whose job is to notice it early, county by county, the way Pennsylvania's own dashboard has been doing without federal reinforcement since September.

Measles elimination is survived by every county health office doing its own contact tracing this month, and by the dashboard Pennsylvania keeps updating on its own. It is preceded in death by the assumption, good through early October, that one state's count could not run to a quarter of the nation's; Pennsylvania passed that mark on the 10th. In lieu of flowers, fund the detectives ahead of the outbreak, not after the fourth thousandth case.

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Protester interrupts Maine Senate debate about data centers; debate about data centers interrupted by jokes about the protester

photo: New York Post

THE WRECKING CREW kept the blueprints from last week's job open on the bench. The chief ran the inventory out loud, because the job kept growing drawers. On September 25, Palm Beach County's commission reached into its own code and pulled out permitting authority that had been sitting there the whole time: a 6-0 vote, a one-year moratorium on any data center over 50 megawatts. Memphis had already used a different tool from a different drawer, a zoning fight paired with a primary ballot, to slow down Elon Musk's xAI. Washington State had its own tool, a utility-siting statute that predates this entire fight by years, still sitting on the shelf, never retired. Then two more tools turned up on the bench: Ohio Senator Bernie Moreno's bill to tax local data-center subsidies at 100 percent, and Texas governor candidate Gina Hinojosa's promise of a moratorium of her own if she wins.

Thursday night the job moved to a stage in Maine. The planner stood back and admired how the pieces kept finding each other without anybody planning it: zoning board, primary ballot, utility statute, a tax bill in Congress, a campaign promise in Texas, and now a debate floor. A protester stood up shouting about AI data centers. Security moved to remove them. While they worked, Senator Susan Collins quipped: "So this is obviously one of Troy's supporters." Challenger Troy Jackson snapped back: "Oh, shut up."

The tinkerer looked at what was actually on the table once the noise cleared: no new law, no new statute, nothing built for the occasion. Just an old permitting code, an old zoning map, an old utility statute, a new federal tax bill, and a promise on a gubernatorial trail, all aimed at the same industry from five different directions.

The pilot is the one who gets a story like this to print, and tonight the only cargo worth carrying was the question nobody on that stage asked out loud: which drawer does Maine open next, the one Palm Beach already used, or one nobody's found yet. The tools are out of the box. The industry hasn't been stopped in Maine. It has been stopped in Memphis, Palm Beach County, and the state of Washington, by people who already had what they needed before anyone announced a plan.

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— Sal

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FOR SALE Chest freezer, never opened. Bought during the egg thing. Eggs came down. My planning did not. — Classifieds

PERSONALS Devoted professional, DC. Seeks nothing — the position is filled. "You are all that matters to me." Brings her own printer. Signed, with all my heart. — Classifieds

“The economy is historic, the process is ongoing, and the timeline is the timeline. Beyond that I refer you to the timeline.”
— Chip
The hens, a man counts in spring. The fox counted in winter.
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The Political Weather

Rain keeps gathering over public opinion this morning, where 57 percent of Americans say their view of the president has worsened since his second term began, matching the largest share this pollster has found in six tries dating back to April of last year. The same survey held his overall approval at a flat 34 percent against 62 disapprove, a net standing of negative 28, colder than his own first term at this same point, negative 10, or his predecessor's, negative 1. Bring an umbrella and a long memory. Back to you, everybody. — Gordy

Economist/YouGov, Oct 10-12, 1,548 adult citizens — 57 percent say their opinion of the president has worsened a lot or a little since his second term began, matching the largest share in a series of six Economist/YouGov polls since April 2025; 34 percent approve of the president overall, 62 percent disapprove, a net approval of negative 28, compared to negative 10 for the president at this same point in his first term and negative 1 for his predecessor at the same point in his term

The temperature is the day’s poll, not ours: the freshest public number on whatever the country was just asked, and it opens its own sources. The season — the president’s approval, averaged and dated — waits behind the temperature until a new wave lands.

The Crossings

The senate card — five of 13 crossDRNorth Carolina — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.NCGeorgia — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.GANew Hampshire — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.NHAlaska — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.AKMichigan — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.MIMinnesota — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.MNTexas — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.TXOhio (special) — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.OHMaine — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.MEKansas — R-held. the call: Republican hold.KSIowa — R-held. the call: Republican hold.IANebraska — R-held. the call: Republican hold.NESouth Carolina — R-held. the call: Republican hold.SCThe house card — seventeen of 23 crossDRCalifornia 22nd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.New Jersey 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Arizona 6th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Colorado 8th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 10th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Texas 34th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Virginia 2nd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Washington 3rd — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Arizona 1st — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Iowa 1st — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Iowa 3rd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Wisconsin 3rd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Florida 25th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Ohio 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Ohio 9th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Florida 14th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Pennsylvania 8th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.New York 17th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Michigan 10th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.North Carolina 11th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.North Carolina 1st — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Michigan 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.

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