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Google renames a lake and a gulf for Trump, declines to rename the ocean too.

photo: The Guardian

This week the President of the United States telephoned the chief executive of Google and asked whether the company could rename the Atlantic Ocean after him, or failing that after America. For the first time in this particular recipe, the answer that came back was no.

You will need a map, which in America increasingly means a telephone; a lake and a gulf already relabelled; an executive order with the president's own signature on it; and two technology companies that have, until now, done as they were told.

Clive Relabelled. …

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On America First

Democrat

Democrat: the needle points at $20 BILLION, out of 40 CARGOES, NOT GENEROUS, TERMS NOT PUBLIC, $20 BILLION. 40 CARGOES NOT GENEROUS TERMS NOT PUBLIC $20 BILLION

The same weeks. On September 30, 2025, the minority members of the Senate Banking Committee wrote that "Chinese buyers have reportedly purchased up to 40 cargoes of soybeans from Argentina in just one week," and that China "has purchased no U.S. soybeans since May" 1. Nine days later the $20 billion line was announced; the Congressional Research Service noted at year's end that its terms "are not public" 2.

Then the condition. At a White House lunch with Argentina's president on October 14, ahead of the country's October 26 midterm: "If he loses, we are not going to be generous with Argentina." And: "We're not going to let somebody get into office and squander the taxpayer money from this country" 3. Three months earlier the country's own foreign aid agency had been closed, folded into the State Department on July 1 4. America First, with a swap line for a foreign election.

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  1. "Chinese buyers have reportedly purchased up to 40 cargoes of soybeans from Argentina in just one week"; China "has purchased no U.S. soybeans since May" — Senate Banking Committee minority letter, 30 September 2025 ↑
  2. The swap line's terms "are not public" — Congressional Research Service, R48780, 30 December 2025 ↑
  3. "If he loses, we are not going to be generous with Argentina"; "We're not going to let somebody get into office and squander the taxpayer money from this country" — NBC News, 14 October 2025 ↑
  4. USAID officially closed on 1 July 2025 — Donor Tracker ↑

“I came about something else — a letter from the Senate Banking Committee, the minority side, dated the end of September last year. It says Chinese buyers "reportedly purchased up to 40 cargoes of soybeans from Argentina in just one week," and China "has purchased no U.S. soybeans since May." Then, nine days later, a twenty-billion-dollar swap line from our Treasury to Argentina's. Then at lunch at the White House: "If he loses, we are not going to be generous." Excuse me, I'm going. The week the line was opened, whose soybeans were on the boats to China?”— Lou

“"America First." Then a twenty-billion-dollar swap line for Argentina, a few days after a Senate letter said Chinese buyers had taken up to forty cargoes of Argentine soybeans in a week and no American beans since May. At a lunch with Argentina's president he said that if that party lost the election, "we are not going to be generous." The Treasury says it got paid back with a profit, and good for the Treasury. America first. Argentina, first in line.”
Sal
“America First means America goes first, and sometimes going first means extending the credit, and the credit came back with interest, so America went first twice — which, if anything, is more first than the slogan promised.”
Chip
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Diesel deal that got 'so close' to a ceasefire ends with missiles on Kyiv hours after talks resume.

photo: The Guardian

The chief lays out the job again: a statute signed, then waived before it took effect, and tonight's missiles flew through the same gap the first ones did. On September 19, Trump signed the Lindsey O. Graham Sanctioning Russia and Iran Act, named for the senator who pushed it before he died in July. The waiver landed the day before the statute took effect — the tool built, boxed, and set down before it ever touched the machine. Hours after the waiver, Russia hit Ukraine's power grid with more than 320 drones.

The planner walks the file forward a month to see where the unused tool sat while the war kept moving. On October 9, Putin phoned Trump to propose a three-way summit with Xi Jinping, the Wall Street Journal reported. The next day, a Saturday, Trump said Zelensky should be replaced over high U.S. diesel prices; by Sunday, Zelensky had shrugged off the call to quit, the Morning Star reported. Two days later, The Hill reported Zelensky calling Trump "weak" over the diesel deal, while allies inside Trump's own circle rallied around Kyiv. On October 16, Trump called Ukraine's renewed strikes on Russian refineries "a disgrace." On October 19, Zelensky said Washington gave no warning before a Russian strike on Kyiv's power plants, the same day the Guardian's own editorial warned Ukraine's future "is not theirs to bargain away."

The tinkerer lays the two tools on the bench side by side: a sanctions statute, waived, and a ceasefire the Czech president says had come within reach. On October 21, Putin released American detainee Stephen Hubbard without a swap; envoy Steve Witkoff called the release "humanitarian," and a former U.S. ambassador called the praise "fatuous." Putin agreed "in principle" to resume trilateral talks next month. The gap between the two tools is the gap between a law that would have bitten and a deal that never needed to.

The muscle wrecks the cover story first. Czech President Petr Pavel told the Axel Springer Global Reporters Network on Tuesday that Trump's diesel deal derailed talks between Kyiv and Moscow, saying both sides had been "so close" and "it will be much harder now." Pavel said Russia is using the momentum the deal handed it to walk back its own commitments.

The pilot lands the plane on the runway the chief built in September. Hours after Putin agreed to resume talks, Russia bombarded Kyiv with ballistic missiles anyway, killing at least two and wounding 22, including four children, and hitting a bridge, homes and a clinic. The statute that would have answered that attack is still sitting on the shelf where the waiver put it, five weeks and one hostage release later.

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Trump demands dishonest aides be prosecuted, awarded investigation into his own ally same day.

I went back to the federal building on Church Street for something that had nothing to do with any of this — a notarized form for the county, because the fan belt on the Buick is down to threads and I didn't want to fail inspection over a sticker again. The guard at the first window sent me to the second floor. The second floor sent me to records. Records told me records had moved to the annex a year and a half ago, which nobody had told the guard, and somewhere between the annex and the elevator I picked up, without asking for it, most of a story a different agency had been having a different morning about.

The clerk at records, who was eating a sandwich and in no hurry, told me the Justice Department had opened an inquiry into Corey Lewandowski on the twenty-second of October. I wrote the date on the back of my own form, since I didn't have anything else to write it on. The same day, she said, the president had told reporters that if people in his administration weren't being honest, they had to be prosecuted. Does the reporting give a different date for either one of those?

I'm sorry, I'll come at the day again, from a different side. Something had to travel for that inquiry to exist at all. A referral from the inspector general's office over at Homeland Security had to leave one building and arrive at another before the Justice Department could open anything on the twenty-second. Who carried it? Whose hands, whose inbox, whose car? The reporting doesn't say, and neither did anybody at records.

I don't mean to linger on this, but here's another side of the same day. At the house I took two things out of the toolbox drawer where I keep the odd screws, not to fix anything, just to lay them on the bench the way you'd lay down two receipts to see if they're for the same job. One was the sentence about honesty. The other was a word the Times used — rare. One of the rare instances, they called it, of a Trump ally facing an inquiry at all in this term. Does that tell us how many instances there have been that weren't rare? It doesn't say.

Forgive me, one more pass at the day, because I keep finding a different piece of it. Nine days before this Thursday, on the thirteenth of October, the same president used almost the same sentence about a different ally. Kimberly Guilfoyle was stepping down as ambassador to Greece over allegations she'd asked a donor to cover her credit card bills, and asked about the decision, he said the administration didn't like what they were reading. Nine days. Two allies. The same shrug, near enough, both times.

I'm sorry, I keep coming back to this. I stood on the porch while the dog did her business, holding two slips of paper — one with a date circled, one with a quote on it — and hadn't decided whether to throw either one away.

I was almost to the truck when the clerk came out after me. Excuse me, she said, before you go — you've dated the form wrong. I looked down at what I'd written. It was the twenty-second. I asked her: which twenty-second?

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THE LEDGER

Trump orders Ramaswamy to keep attacking Acton's abuse; donations land in her column instead.

Arthur calls her daughter a liar about a childhood that included a stepfather charged with raping her between ages 10 and 12, a charge he never answered in court because he fled the state; he died in 2004 without a trial. Acton says she has not spoken to her mother since 1978, the year she was removed from the home. Her brother backs her account.

By Wednesday the ad has bipartisan Ohio company. Gov. Mike DeWine calls it "wrong" and asks Ramaswamy's campaign to take it down. Iowa Senate candidate Ashley Hinson agrees. Vice President Vance tells Republicans to "stop whining" and go win the race. Commentator Scott Jennings notes on CNN that Vance "could have just ignored it" and didn't. By Thursday, President Trump settles it from Truth Social: Ramaswamy should "keep it up," a position he restates as "hitting pay dirt" — his phrase for an ad built on a woman's account of childhood sexual abuse.

Here is where the ledger clerk clocks in. Before the ad aired, Acton was already ahead: three points in a Bowling Green/YouGov poll in September, eight points in an Oct. 11 CNN poll, and ahead again — no margin published — in a New York Times/Siena survey the same week. After the ad aired, the Hill reports Acton's fundraising surged: she lands at No. 2 on ActBlue's trending list, behind only Texas Senate candidate James Talarico. Whatever the ad buy cost the corporations and executives who funded it, ActBlue's own trending list puts the deposit in her column, not his.

It is the second time this fall the Acton campaign has had to treat an attack as a line item. On Sept. 6, an armed individual lunged at her at the Canfield Fair near Youngstown, injuring several bystanders. In September it was security. In October it is a corporate-funded spot about a woman's childhood abuse, kept on the air over her own party's objections, that her opponents cannot explain except to say she should stop complaining about it. Whoever bought that airtime bought the other side a fundraising week.

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THE WORKAROUND

Zuckerberg preps to pay the tax Newsom just endorsed abolishing, its funder dining with Trump that week.

On August 25th, groups backed by Google co-founder Sergey Brin and venture capitalist Peter Thiel opened an advertising campaign against a one-time, 5 percent tax on California billionaires, run under the names Building a Better California and Californians Against Wasteful Spending and Higher Taxes. Brin alone has put more than $100 million into defeating it.

Four weeks later, on September 21st, six Nobel laureate economists, Joseph Stiglitz among them, signed a letter backing the same tax, calling it a possible first in the country and a start on redistributing wealth concentrated at the top. The column balances like this, hon: the people who study wealth favor the tax; the people who hold it are buying airtime against it.

On October 11th, Governor Gavin Newsom settled which side the state's own chief executive sits on. He endorsed a competing ballot measure that would cancel the wealth tax outright and bar California from ever passing another tax on financial assets. Debru Carthan, vice president of SEIU-UHW, the union running the tax campaign Newsom had just undercut, said of the governor: "He's showing California his true colors."

That weekend, Brin had dinner with President Trump at Mar-a-Lago, seated to his left at a fundraising dinner hosted by the pro-Trump super PAC MAGA Inc.

Three days after that report, on October 22nd, a federal filing disclosed the outcome of Meta's months-long negotiation with its own chief executive: Mark Zuckerberg agreed to stay in California for eight years, in exchange for a board-approved plan to issue new shares he can sell to pay the very tax Newsom's measure is built to cancel. Economist Gabriel Zucman called the filing "huge," writing that "we are witnessing a global turning point unfold before our eyes."

Run the two filings side by side and the gap is not a contradiction, it is a hedge. One instrument prepares a man worth $239 billion to pay a tax he has not yet lost. The other, backed by the governor who is supposed to be collecting it, is built to make sure he never has to. Both are dated this October. Only one of them made the papers as a victory for the tax.

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Same legal backlash fines Meta $25 billion, lets Google keep the monopoly it proved.

Judge Francis Mathew's order against Meta — $25 billion, signed in Santa Fe on Wednesday, over data practices dating to 2016 — is this month's addition to a ledger that already has entries. The Federal Trade Commission fined Meta $5 billion in 2019 for the identical Cambridge Analytica breach. California collected $17 billion from Meta in 2018 for exploiting the same teen users the company kept monetizing afterward. The Department of Justice's own separate probe into Meta was halted this month, after the company gave Trump millions — an investigation closing, not a payment, and the one entry on this account that moved money toward Meta's side of the ledger instead of away from it.

The New York Times this week named what the Meta order belongs to: a legal backlash that has created a new de facto regulatory regime, with courts ordering Big Tech companies to change their practices and pay up. The Hill had the mood dated before the Times wrote it up. On September 7, six weeks and three days before the Times's account, it described a rarity — Americans across the usual divides finding common ground in frustration with the technology industry's footprint, from data centers to the verdicts now landing.

Five days before that Hill piece ran, on September 2, The Hill filed the entry that belongs on the same ledger and does not match the others. U.S. District Judge Leonie Brinkema ruled that Google does not have to break up its advertising technology business — a year after her own court found that Google held an illegal monopoly over that industry. The backlash reached Google. It found the monopoly. The remedy it set was to leave the business whole.

New Mexico will collect its $25 billion from Meta. The ad-tech market Judge Brinkema's court found Google had monopolized stays in Google's hands, undivided, by that same court's own order. The gap is not between a company a court found broke the law and one it did not — the monopoly finding against Google stands. The gap is between what a jury can order paid in a privacy verdict and what a judge can decline to order divided in an antitrust one, even holding the same finding of illegality.

Whose column that gap tends to favor is the one that still has the ad-tech business sitting in it, hon.

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Midterms' largest donor, at $366 million, vows to find out who is really pulling the strings

Three hundred and sixty-six million dollars, and the man who spent it would like to know who is really pulling the strings. You will take that for a threat. It is better than a threat — it is a lawful notice of intent, and do note that nothing in it will have to be withdrawn. Independent expenditure: money spent for a candidate and never with one, which is the condition that makes the sum unlimited and the spender untouchable by the coordination rules. Two hundred and seventy-six million of it since July. Since July. On Wednesday the terms were published — "live by the sword, die by the sword," and those who pick a fight should understand he will come for them, "not just their puppets." In September Democrats were rebuked for declining to name him. In Memphis a state representative runs against the data centers xAI built ... and the statute sets no hour at which the money stops. The price of a congressional inquiry is now a matter of public record. You have read it.

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The predecessor who quit the podium now hires whoever replaces the successor who couldn't hold it five days.

Katie Zacharia was born into the job of White House press secretary on Monday the twelfth of October, named to end a briefing blackout the Hill had clocked at forty days. She died in the job on Friday the sixteenth. Fox News counts the span at five days, Monday through Friday, and the house keeps Fox's count.

She is survived by three different answers to one plain question: where is she licensed to practice law. The last of the three, preserved in the Guardian's own video, was an admission that she had never passed the bar exams she had claimed to hold.

She was preceded in the job, months earlier, by Karoline Leavitt, who left the same podium, by the Guardian's account, to focus on her family. The seat then sat empty the forty days the Hill had printed, before Zacharia was named to fill it.

On the sixteenth, the Washington Examiner reported that the President had left the door open to Zacharia's departure while reaffirming his chief of staff, Susie Wiles. The Guardian ran its search piece the same day, noting that the exit came only months after Leavitt's own resignation.

On the twenty-second, Fox News reported that Leavitt is the one now helping the President find his next press secretary. Not an outside hire conducting the search — the person who held the same podium before Zacharia, answered the same kind of questions, and left it, now screening whoever takes the podium after the one who couldn't hold it five days.

None of this requires an adjective. The office that exists to tell the public what its government is doing is being staffed in a closed loop, by the person who already walked away from it once. The arrangement is penny-ante as Washington arrangements go — one office, one rehire, one favor — but the turnover is clocked in business days, and the search for the third occupant of that podium is now being run by the first.

In lieu of flowers, the administration is asked to publish whichever law license it is checking this time, before the podium, not after.

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“Count the times this page says "historic," then count the ones with a number next to them. The difference is the news.”
— Sal

WANTED Seat-fillers, Constitution Avenue, folding chairs provided. The tanks ran forty-five million; the crowd was extra. — Classifieds

WANTED Thoughts and prayers, in bulk. Standing order, restocked after each. Gun control preferred, but that's out of reach. — Classifieds

WANTED Mental health care, to blame for the guns. Funded by no one. Apply to SAMHSA, currently closed. — Classifieds

“The economy is historic, the process is ongoing, and the timeline is the timeline. Beyond that I refer you to the timeline.”
— Chip
Snow held the fox's prints till the thaw, while the farmer mended the door.
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Rain sits over the approval numbers again this morning, and doesn't move, where just 29 percent of adults approve of the president, the same reading this pollster took last month too. His marks on the economy run colder still, 27 percent approve against 69 who don't. The whole system is down hard from the 35 percent he carried back in November of last year. Bring an umbrella that folds flat, this front isn't moving. Back to you, everybody. — Gordy

American Research Group, Oct 16-20, 1,100 adults — 29 percent approve of the president, 67 percent disapprove, 4 percent undecided, unchanged from September; 27 percent approve of his handling of the economy, 69 percent disapprove, 3 percent undecided; approval is down from 35 percent in November 2025

The temperature is the day’s poll, not ours: the freshest public number on whatever the country was just asked, and it opens its own sources. The season — the president’s approval, averaged and dated — waits behind the temperature until a new wave lands.

The Crossings

The senate card — five of 14 crossDRGeorgia — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.GANorth Carolina — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.NCNew Hampshire — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.NHAlaska — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.AKOhio (special) — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.OHMichigan — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.MITexas — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.TXMaine — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.MEMinnesota — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.MNIowa — R-held. the call: Republican hold.IAKansas — R-held. the call: Republican hold.KSNebraska — R-held. the call: Republican hold.NESouth Carolina — R-held. the call: Republican hold.SCMississippi — R-held. the call: Republican hold.MSThe house card — seventeen of 23 crossDRFlorida 25th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.New Jersey 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.California 22nd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Virginia 2nd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Washington 3rd — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Iowa 1st — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 10th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Iowa 3rd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Arizona 6th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Texas 34th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Arizona 1st — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.North Carolina 11th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Colorado 8th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Ohio 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Wisconsin 3rd — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Pennsylvania 8th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Ohio 9th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Florida 14th — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.Michigan 7th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.North Carolina 1st — D-held. the call: Democratic hold.New York 17th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.Michigan 10th — R-held. the call: Democratic flip.

a dot is a race, colored by who holds the seat today; a dot across the dashed seam is a seat changing hands. The full form: the Politics page.

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